I want to stroke a boy's cheek and slide my hand down his silky smooth chest

shave

*not looking around

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a-and then, Italy?

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You seem seriously concerned about this stuff
I didn't mean all that normie shit actually .
But it's defenitely not a reason for becoming gay.

>a-and then, Italy?
You know the drift

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>not a reason
It's reason enough when you're bi and come to understand women are shallower than ants

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based and truth-pilled; only fap to women in porn, never romantically involved

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My chest has always been totally smooth wtf is wrong with you monkeys

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Reasonable but I still do prefer 2d girls and cant stand masculine traits, futhermore gays are mentally ill so it is not a solution, have you met any of them ?

Sad but true fags are huge sluts and the only guys i see eye to eye with are straight or not even humans

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>or not even humans
What do you mean?

People who don't even have the will power to check the calendar

I'm confused

high testosterone levels

should say something about your fellow countrymen

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People who have absolutely no purpose in life but to shitpost on 4chin

>autistic rage against women and normies with gfs
>autistic rage against gayposters
>only tolerate straight guys but can't fuck them

You're future is looking bright with many opportunities.

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Whether they're straight or gay normalfags are still normalfags

So what can be the solution?

Suicide or a non-retarded bf

And what must he be like?

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>caring about appearance

What else? Maybe a list or smth?

Yeah it's pretty good

As long as they're not fat and have something in common with me desu

>smth common with me
Like what for instance?

Non-plebeian taste in anything

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Sound good, but it may lead to awful pseudointelectual idiocy.

I hate intellectual trash they ruin everything

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Than I totally agree with you .
But I think I cant be your bf, can I?

That would require a blood pact and your eternal unconditional love

Fore sure. Ready to put a sign.

I don't know anything about you anyhow desu

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So how can this be solwed?

Btw was that you who recently pointed how right I was saying that girls seriously aren't needed at all ?

aaaaa what the fuck are you doing russia??

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I forgot but I'm the only constant italian poster on this board desu
My short term memory is shit

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Just sit back and grab some popcorn

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You fucking wish my sweet puppet

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THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO MUNCH A DELICIOUS SNACK IT IS THE TIME TO PANIC

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wasted time he's deaf

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To be short I share mostly the same opinions Ive mentioned, exept a strong atraction to men(but that's questionable)

What's wrong UK?

You've mentioned*

after clearing my mind a little i've reach the conclusion that i've been set up
nice try maggy

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>that i've been set up
What way?

you're either abe or someone's alt as far as i can tell

What do you mean?

ask the dude who's laughing at his screen while saving armfuls of MLP pics to his phone

Wat? I mean I've got clue what you're talking about.

holy fuck we went from lonely gay to tinfoil hat

italy u ok?