Post your fucking stovetop

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I am actually worried more about your can than spillage

I prefer to heat things up in the can

gonna need them stovetops

but most cans are coated with plastic as I know
microwaving on plate will be better option for you user

Cans in microwave, bad idea. Dangerous

No knoifes here, officer.

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he said on a plate

lelz

A can in a microwave is dangerous whether on a plate or otherwise. Trust me, I learned the hard way

THAT is a fine specimen.

whirpool makes stoves?

Nah, just the one...

ok fair enough
is a pair of hot plates a stovetop? btw was frying some fish fingers and i haven't washed the pot yet

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This hits the spot. This is exactly what we need here, thanks. What are the products to the left?

Nm. I can see them

lovage and chamomile tea

The can on mine was a can of chicken.

what does canned chicken look like?

Three mutherfuckers in the world have a cooking apparatus. I can't say I'm not a bit surprised.

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I threw the chicken in with some udon noodles and veg

sounds like a decent quick lunch

True. Story.

It was tits. Eaten with a side of tortilla chips, very nice. With what did you compliment the fish sticks?

baked potato wedges. breddy gud

You can't go too wrong with that, bruh

The pic doesn't do it justice but what the hell

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In fact, now that it's posted, looks pretty depressing

it's fine at leas you can use chopsticks.
what's the green stuff? the herbs

Yeah, I just thew on some parsley for color

I must say, I did expect more stove tops.

Everyone else just eats kettle noodles and delivery pizza.

This has become moist obvious

Or... other stuff.

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If only this poor bastard had a stove or hot plate. Poor fella

Even a camping stove. Raw rat's just disgusting.

He'd be better off if he set it on fire, at least. The fur would harden sufficiently for him to make a shank. He could use this to kill something more edible. More rats, maybe.

That kind of thinking is why you have a stovetop.

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Why don't you get some clorox wipes or something and clean that stove top up?

bahaa

Meh, that's a buncha doin

Might you be so kind as to share yer stove top?

I regret nothing.

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Perhaps that of a loved one?

You are the salt of the earth, kind sir