Million dollar

If you were given 1 million dollars right now what you be the first thing you'd do Jow Forums user?

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Have a celebration wank

NEW HOUSE

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Put it in the bank

Wow! How blue pilled

Pay my student loans

900k in Stocks and bonds
50k to parents
40k for new stuff
10k on an ebin holiday

finally move out
get a nice home

I'd buy an Arri Alexa Mini with a complete set of Zeiss lenses.

I’d buy myself a nice used Toyota

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I would buy a house close to my brother so I can mooch free rides off of him and stuff like that.

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I would buy anime things and travel

I'd use 100k for stuff that'd make me personally happy like a car, new pc setup, non broken phone, some gifts, that sort of stuff. Another 100k on essential living, uni funds. 200k in gold. The rest in an assorted portfolio.

Stocks or real estate. I could buy up a bunch of houses and rent them out for that cool passive income. Never work again.

Who's going to maintain the houses?

Property manager. They just take a cut of the profits.

Invest, live off of dividends to live comfortably for the rest of my life

Based. Fuck working.

I've never witnessed someone being so serious on Jow Forums

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Put it in the bank into a savings account and live partially from the interest. I'd probably get a somewhat nice car, something costing 25k or less. I'd also buy a cheap house in a remote, rural area and get some better parts for my pc, but other than that I wouldn't buy any unnecessary things. The rest of it I'd just try to invest wisely.

Buy Jow Forums

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What changes would you make?

Give it to my parents so they can retire comfortably.

First I think I will merge /mlp/, Jow Forums and /qa/ into one board, also /trash/, /b/ and /soc/ into another one.

Very Important Posts gets deleted and everyone who was so stupid to buy a Jow Forums pass gets banned for a year.

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Form a multi-media company. Though even with a million I'd still be an up-start and have to mange well.

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Place them and live off hotpockets and cheap beer from the interests

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Pay off home mortgage
Buy private rail car

Fund scientific research into cat girls

That's the kind of thing that seems like a good idea, at first. Like eating candy for breakfast.

id just be really really happy

all in on eth

Actually no, fuck that shit.

user that's unwise, never keep all your eggs in one basket. Invest in liquid assets too.

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*Honda

seething poorfag

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buy a new house, pay my college, and a new pc.

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