>be me
>at work
>first day as new supervisor
>everyone's chill as fuck
>except one bitch
>doesn't clap during the announcement
>doesn't eat a complimentary catered burger
>completely absent when boss hands me the ceremonial katana and box of 80's anime
>checking apps for her team
>22 mistakes
>all of them from this hoe
>have to get them all corrected by her manager
>looks at me smug as shit
>nearing the end of the day
>ask her wtf her problem is
>"you're gonna be a shit manager Normie you're too intense so I'm gonna make you step down."
>u wot m8
>go to my desk
>look up her employee number
>fill out termination paperwork for insubordination
>hr talks to me about it
>she's on a final already
>been a shit since the start
>approved
>walk to her desk with bright pink paper
>tell her to sign it
>bursts out into tears
>"how could you do this to me you asshole I have kids to feed?!"
>not my problem
>whole call center of apes watching
>instinctively dab to break tension
>zoosounds.mp3 at full blast
>walk back to my desk
>sign 3 people back to back
>3k loaned out in 6 minutes
>tfw
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Dat bitch got smacked down lole
DON"T FUCK WITH NORMIE WHEN HE"S IN A POSITION OF POWER
Be me
Be cool
the end
But first
WHO ARE YOU QUOTING?
me
I don't want a loan from a pooftah.
Was she black
t h i s
boring
M8 she deserved it. Don't be a cunt to me at work. Easy rule to follow.
You don't want ~$800 deposited into your account tomorrow with just 1 15 minute phone call just because I'm a fag? Well I'll just take my money and give it to someone else then. I'm sure someone else could use it.
Yah. Everyone is. It's seriously a zoo in there. You know those guys that are like "hey I'm here for the job interview" (you know what I mean) we hire them, they stay for training and then dip.
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What's the (((interest rate))) on your loans?
Now, back to the question at hand WHO ARE YOU QUOTING?
Check PMs ploxorz, whenever you get the chance.
We don't use that term fren. It's financial fee which is usually 45%, it charges on your payday and it isn't an installment.
Wait, you're quoting me?
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>music unrelated
Ebin
>It's financial fee which is usually 45%
holy shit you guys are liteteral scammers
do you have a lot of fraud cases?
In USA we have payday loans which are a jewish scam to lock financial illiterates into a debt trap
We have those too but i think you can't have higher interest rate than 13% a month and total interest can't get over 30% of the loan over one year or something like that. 45% is fucking retarded.
Based
Any normal person would see through the bullshit but unfortunately our education system doesn't teach financial literacy and our pop culture promotes consumerism and of course the jews are always looking into getting some extra sheckels from the goyim
I think our government regulated that shit because of 1% a day loans bullshit we used to have and 5000% yearly interest people used to get out of this. Such a fucking joke.