How do I get laid?

How do I get laid?

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pay a whore some money

intense prayer

Lay on top of something.

did the rabbi touch you during intense prayer?

I don't want my first to be a prostitute tho. I have the feeling that would lead me to actually off myself.

Stop frogposing and it will happen.

First think why do you want to get laid. You don't want to be a cani or a bakala.

rather that than girl acusing you of rape

just be yourself

Just try to find a girl you like who you're pretty sure also likes you and ask her out. Make sure she's also single though. Be sure that she actually likes you to. Both of those situations aren't desirable, but even if they do happen, you can just start looking again. The main thing is not to get discouraged.

This is the starightforward answer

Tell ssp you're under 18. He'll take care of you.

Wait for someone to get to drunk to say no

That's even better.

lay down
that's how you get laid

have you tried finding a gf? heard that helps

I wouldn't be here if I knew the answer.

What if the prostitute accuses you of rape?

Stop jerking off for a week and the Next time you see a girl you like, talk to her. Your primal brain will take over and subconsciously send the right signals through your voice and body language.
If it doesn’t work, find another girl and repeat

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