>Be me
>kiddo
>spending time with dad
>dad be strong and smart, everything I as a dumb kid was not
>tiny skull start thinking
>ask him were he came from
>he tell me he had a dad and a mom
>"what?"
>"yes"
>and then asked him where his dad came from
>"grandpa also had a dad"
>"everyone has a dad user"
>suddenly realize
>"will I become a dad?"
>"yes user, but it will take time"
cont
OK NIGGERS, GARTHER AROUND ME CUZ IT'S TIME 4 STORYTIME
Tyler Peterson
Julian Bennett
>suddenly FIVE WHOLE YEARS pass
>I grow strong beard and manly body
>"you must find lady user" sayd dad
>"good woman makes good mom for good kid, find good woman so you have good kid"
>"good" I say
>put on my handsome boots and handsome pants
>fetch an average shirt and ugly hat
>trim beard
>i'm ready
>"you are a good boy, son"
I've never been called a good boy befroe, even when being good... Always thought the only good boys were dogs
that day might have been the nicest
cont?
Michael Williams
Sure
Jordan Hall
ye
Mason Wood
Yeah continue
David Wright
>handsome boots and pants
Go on you glorious bastard.
Julian Russell
>dad give me 5 bucks
>"spend 'em wisely champ"
>go to find good woman
>start thinking where can I find good women
>while thinking where could I find a woman this guy who everyone calls "el flaco pérez" gets in my way
>flaco means thin
>That means he's really fucking fat
>not "fat" fat, yomomma kind of fat
>even after bathing with the help of his mom and 5 more people, flaco pérez still smelled like rotten grease, burnt rubber and cat piss mixed with some druk fuck's puke
>The fucking fat ass was the reason why every sidewalk in the fucking town looked like pic related
Jordan Sanchez
Come on Argentina, you can do it
Sebastian Hall
>I didn't want my clothes to catch his smell, so I moved to the other sidewalk
>little I knew, pérez wasn't there searching shome stray dog to eat.
>he was with 5 brayans
>you see, brayans are a weird type of subhuman very common in big argentinian cities
>they eat shoes and cellphones and only wear adidas and nike.
>they might carry a poorly mantained gun or a pocket knife to assault people
>the 5 brayans and perez close every exit from the street
>I have nowhere to go
all I wanted was to become a dad
what would you do if you were in my place?
Gavin Ward
Why end on a cliffhanger faggot, did you die? Did you get the girl?
Jace Johnson
He gets raped
Daniel Jones
NOT DEAD YET
wait fort it, I might die soon
>"danoh la zzapatillah" they screamed (that means "gib us da tenis")
>they charge at me
>like the BRAVE and HANDSOME guy I am, I BRAVELY freeze in my place uncapable of doing nothing.
>let me tell you something about fight or flee
>it's fucking bullshit
>you don't instantly react like that.
>my eyes start scanning the whole place
>then I see It
>An opening
>and behind the negavite space between the wall of subhumans I can see it
>a darker alley
>I can run there to a position where I can safely attack them as they charge at me,
>so I run to the dark place
>but I miscalculated the lumens
>place too dark
>can't see shit
>trip like 8 times
Isaiah Howard
>I hear them from far away
>the alley is too dark to see
>except from a shard of glass and some rusty scrap metal there was lying on the floor
>So I improvise a trap
>as their steps come closer I hide in the shadows, wielding a metal pipe that smelled funny.
Jack Richardson
>I realize I made a mistake
>but it's too late
>they are already there
>they trip and fall more times than I did but they are there
>then el flaco appears
>he falls last
>but something isn't right
>he decapitates his foot with the shard of glass and starts rolling
>I now find myself like what's-his-name-han-solo-guy running from Oprah winfrey spliced with Melissa McCarthy fat genes
>my fucking god
>i'm going to die for sure
cont
Christopher Mitchell
keep going
Ethan Baker
This is painful to read. Got through about a third of it and I'm done. Good job, OP
Carson Ortiz
Every heard of pretyping, n-word
Josiah Allen
Back from beauty nap
Justin Johnson
> >they eat shoes and cellphones and only wear adidas and nike.
> >they might carry a poorly mantained gun or a pocket knife to assault people
Wow looks familiar
Ian Scott
Continue Argentina
Josiah King
MORE
Kayden Reyes
cont
>So there was I
> running for life from a humongous nall of putrid lard
> the "el flaco" squashed a bunch of brayans that were in his path
>the nightmarish orchestra of crushing bones, flesh hitting the floor and subhuman cries getting closer and closer by the second
>I ran faster than a mule speedy gonzales passing through the wall-less frontier of the US
>then, finally see a light
>the sun was starting to rise.
did I told you all this shit happened during night time right?
no?
fuck
>now easily could see the world around me
>saw a open window
>got inside a house, didn't care who's was
>the movile ball of human trash kept going it's path
>finally safe
Camden Wood
So did you fuck her or not? I'm getting impatient here.
John Martin
>It looked like a murder scene
>blood everywhere
>the window gets locked baka
>now i'm trapped in this silent-hill like place
>but wait there is a door
>as I searched for an exit I got in a room
>fuck
>this wasn't any house
>It was the butcher's house
>nobody knew his real name
>he got caught selling not-chicken instead of chicken meat
>and got free from all charges
>this means he means business. yes?
>this man had like his own meat mafia at the place
>I tried to get out as stealthier as posible
>so I broke the front glass door with a broom I found
>"QUIÉN CARAJO ENTRÓ?!? LA PUTA QUE TE PARIÓ TE VOY A MATAR NEGRO DE MIERDA!!!"
>that means "who the fuck's there!?!? i'm gonna kill you, motherfucking nigger piece of shit!!"
>If someone could kill someone and get clean, it was him
>carnicero was a really dangerous man
>some say he eats babies
cont
Sebastian Parker
this is actually a good story what the fuck
Ethan Diaz
>I heard cop sirens on the distance
>"they couldn't be searching for me right? i'm a good boy" said to myself
>I was wrong
>one of the cars passed right next to me
>I saw dad
>with a cop uniform
>never saw him in cop uniform
>I thought he worked at the gendarmería, they are like... border police and the swat.
>cop dad saw me
>and I saw him
>instead of cool 5' o clock beard he has this gay ass bike handle stache
>he gets down cop car, baton and all, adn poses like pic related
>"you broke your promise user!"
>"YOU NOT GOOD BOY ANYMOER!""
>"YOU TRESSPASS AND COMITTED CRIMES"
>"YOU DESERVE TO DIE LIKE A DOG!!!"
it's on then
you see, when dad fights with sticks
he doesn't shot, he actually get's lethal
Leo Fisher
Dado teached me the ancient art of fighting with sticks
>but something was off with his moves
>he didn't block any hit neither counter any blow like a normal human being would do
>he was faster, and more agile than ever
>this wasn't dad's fighting style
>this was the style of a coward
>like mom on steroids
>after
>he takes the handcuffs from his pocket
>and cuffs my hand to a post
>then punches my face with his right foot
>"time to end you user"
Tyler Gomez
>"you see user"
>he said as he went to the car
>"every now and then a good boy is bron"
>"and every now and then, good boy goes to take the place of his dad"
>so they fight to dead
>"before getting a woman, they ahve to take someone's woman"
>"WHAT THE FUCK DAD?!"
>"It's human nature user, this is why I'm doing this"
>he turns on the car and put a brick on the pedal, the car slowly going towards me
>"you could be a bad boy, you could be a grill (male) but you had to be a GOOD BOY and stand to opose me"
>"NOOOO"
>I squat
>and jump
>realize the post wasn't that high
>realize the car wasn't that fast
>whole dad is confused by the sudden turn of events
>I punch him into a bloody pulp
>"STOP user"
>"k"
>he was there, lying on the ground
>"user, I lied, i'm not your real dad, well... I am, but not really"
>"I'm your fake dad for real, your evil uncle"
>I remember dad saying el tío dissapeared long ago
>"that was me you stupid fuck" he says
>"can you read minds?"
>"yes", he says as he pukes blood flowing from his mouth.
>"this is the moment where you decide user"
>"search for your real real dad"
>"or search for a good woman and become the next dad on the line"
cont
Jeremiah Anderson
the plot
Sebastian Bailey
>fake dad stops talking
>loud boom is heard
>fake dad head is gone
>only blood and guts all around the floor
>someone doesn't want me to know the truth
>"every son deserves a grandpa, tío" I say to the gut-splashed decapitated fake dad uncle, as I walk away from the dead cop
>I heard his voice from the ether
>"you were a good friend, fake-son"
>I wonder if I might be on drugs
Christopher Myers
fifty days had passed since that day
I still searching for good woman
In the meantime still trying to find what happened to dad.
Get out there
and do what you were meant to be
go and fulfill your destiny
get a family, gib a family
become a dad yourself
つづく
I'll keep you updated
Brandon Fisher
what the absolute fuck
Nathaniel Roberts
Please update soon
Bentley James
who were you quoting?
Zachary Adams
Why were you sleeping in the afternoon?
Wyatt Brooks
Literally what