I'm new to Jow Forums so i don't know what im doing and this place is confusing, but i gotta start somewhere. Anybody got any tips for my dumbass?
I'm new to Jow Forums so i don't know what im doing and this place is confusing, but i gotta start somewhere...
You are fat
Go to and stay there
Commit self death is the first way to start.
Lurk and don't respond til you're willing to bet your balls on what you say.
post whatever you want and dont care about what people tell you
bant is a good starting board
stay on blue boards for interest based stuff. dont even try to fit in or conform to the autism. post minimally
don't get shot while wandering your local shartmart
This, actually.
Good tips. So far i have to kill myself, post a lot, post nothing, kill myself, become retarded, and leave. i think i'll get the hang of this
Join Jow ForumsCraft if you stay here.
Especially the become retarded and kill yourself part
why don't you get the hang of this instead
Prevent your future
>be American
>get eternally dabbed on
you broke my dab combo delete this
I think i've enjoyed reading these few comments more than anything in the last year of my life, so i guess i'll stick around. Might as well since I'm required to kill myself anyway
Make me
Actually this People here are mostly faggots who will try to tell you what you can and can't post
what
You disgraceful scoundrel you have just made an enemy for life
You'll like it, trust me.
don't go to Jow Forums
Jow Forums is where internet humor goes to die
if you want high iq entertainment you might be interested in rolling for kot id
Leave and never come back.
That being said, you should stay away from touhou. It's a slippery slope to pedophilia
the hardest thing to learn is how to quote like if I want to quote the Russian flag I have to click on his number, but he got trips so I have to check them
you don't just say checked you have to say chek'd and kek'd which means you laughed as you were looking at their digits
wrong newfriend
the quoting is the easy part
the hard part is knowing who you are quoting
why is that hard?
also on Jow Forums if someone asks you something you don't say why or what you say NANI? which is Japanese for HUHHH NIGGA? but people on Jow Forums get mad if you say nigga they want you to say nigger
lol
this
Stick to the board you have the most interest in, lurk for 2 years and stay anonymous.
OP is a faggot. This is immutable truth.
Ha! Watch out, you might wake up with a waffle on your pillow.
yeah basically
go away. never return.
This.
You can also bet your life.
Always announce Sage.
I am a trustworthy source. Also, lurk on Jow Forums at for 6 months at minimum and /b/ for about a day.
Starter threads.
Cirno is your Queen and god. Remember that.
desuarchive.org/b/ for any dead threads
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we get imptrash anyway so learn your boards.
is also a quality board.
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remember Rei>Asuka
Always call others newfags and announce reports
turn back while you still can first-dayfag
Kot is shitposting on par with get rolling.
Ah. The "Newfag". How Beautiful. I Remember the first time that i did a new thread in this website.. I've never been normal again.
>fuck off we’re full
What trips said
leave
What is your full name?
>Rei>Asuka
At least you were right once
you see my boy posting on Jow Forums is quite simple
the first thing you need to do is to download pic related
then you just need to post it everywhere!
real easy isn't it