How does one become a god, bant?

How does one become a god, bant?

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cant tell you

ok bye

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You'll have to die first

I don't know but death sure isn't the way.

Show me

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You've summoned me through my avatar.

and I can assure you, there's no use being a god. It doesn't do anything special-- it's just fucking weird. Lots of strange space in the firmanent, but it's relatively disconnected from anything useful.

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ok

Hello, Shit Post

Can your God powers be used to make 2d girls real?
Please tell me you can, and will.

I'm not shit post, I'm Gloria Borger

I hope todays exchange will further frighten your corpse.

What's your name

Gloria Borger

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I hope todays exchange will further righten your course.

What's your name

Basically my powers are limited to being a delusional cunt.

So yes, I can make them real for you-- you just have to emulate me.

The benefits outweigh the costs.
How do I get God powers like you?

It's quite simple. You have to be insane for a very very long time, Then slowly piece everything back together and become sane again.

Like pulling a dr.manhattan, only with consciousness.

What I'm saying is, god doesn't have any powers. When he made this bubble, he had to stay outside of it-- It's not for him, it's for us.

He's just hungry, really. Hungry for experience besides a long slow sleep... But he doesn't really want to eat us. It sounds crazy, but consider who you're talking to. I'm completely batshit crazy.

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He's already inside of you, experiencing everything you do. Go talk to him if you don't believe, actually. That's the best advice I can offer. I just look like an utter tool talking about it.

to be fair, you probably look like an utter tool anyway. It's just that if you weren't talking, nobody would be paying enough attention to notice

Ha! Well. I do like attention. Thanks for the (you)

np

lots and lots of hard work!

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