How to manipulate reality

Be convincingly insane
Tell psychiatrist you want to look like a teenage boy.
Get highly experimental medication under the guise of antipsychotic.
Probably die during experiment.
Get brought back through experimental sciences.

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what if i already am a teenage boy

Good luck staying this cute till you're 28 fan. Enjoy your job at mcdicks.

ok

I use to work in fast food never mcdicks though. It's fun to be a science experiment. I trust my psychiatrist always.

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wait are these pictures of you...

2underage bans :0 hehehe.

Yah and if you don't scheme yourself with a psychiatrist you won't look like this at 28. It's fun to act crazy and go to the psych ward it's what lil xanny is selling.

could still be eighteen or nineteen tho

I love talking to the FBI posing as boys on the internet.

I bet you're 40, and you want to give me a strip search sir.

idk i don't think it would be worth it for me and it's probably expensive
i'm not lol

>being under 25
If I was as cancerous as you were at that age I'd already kill myself.

It's free. The catch is you're crazy so no one believes what you say. :0

Look the cia is here too. It's a party right.

Let me pretend to be csis. Hey kid wanna buy some drugs, come meet my Nigerian friends they got guns, hey kid my Nigerian friends are out of guns you know where I can buy a Glock. (Yeah that sounds cool)

Jow Forums commandments 2029
He who told you to kys is always cia
He who is teenage boy/girl is always fbi

What the hell? We have a Canadian schizo now?

how to REALLY manipulate reality:
step 1 - convert to judaism
step 2 - pray
step 3 - repeat step 2 until you're a handsome immortal genius billionaire

This is more fun than pol cuz I can be as retarded as I want. I want to be more kawaii and live forever. :0 my brain is half robot.

It's super cool having a half robot brain. You should all try it.

He has a whole face

Can't wait to see a crazy stalker nerd try to fight me. I burn motel rooms and vandalize property kiddo.

Let's all be made of nano machines.

cute