Itt: we discuss why reddit is the worst website ever

itt: we discuss why reddit is the worst website ever

>censorship
>produces horrible posters
>invented 'toxicity' as a concept because its a cuddle puddle and people need karma to function
>lukewarm, inoffensive 'humour'
>retarded platitudes for upvotes (I HECKIN LOVE SCIENCE!)
>primitive groupthink from retraining brain to post whatever conforms to the values of the horde best
>ruined rage comics
>boils down to being a content aggregator with no merit or originality
>doesn't understand jokes

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>ruined rage comics
were those actually ever good tho
i agree with most of these but the next line will be
>Jow Forums is even worse

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They will take a joke that has already been done to death, and will kill it even further until it doesn't resemble humour in the slightest, and then they will continue to repeat it because they don't understand what makes something funny but if everyone else pays attention to something, then they must as well. They had such a violent reaction to the NPC meme because deep down they know it's true.

>were those actually ever good tho
now that i think about it not really lol

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>>censorship
>>produces horrible posters
>>invented 'toxicity' as a concept because its a cuddle puddle and people need karma to function
>>lukewarm, inoffensive 'humour'
>>retarded platitudes for upvotes (I HECKIN LOVE SCIENCE!)
>>primitive groupthink from retraining brain to post whatever conforms to the values of the horde best
>>boils down to being a content aggregator with no merit or originality
>>doesn't understand jokes
you just described post 2015 4chins

only thing I do on reddit is tell mods to kill themselves when they lock threads

idk, I don't visit it. Reddit being bad is just a meme to me, I don't actually care.

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Them reddit guys are nothin but venuzeualian pythons.

vry smug+

before we have that discussion, could you tell me whom it is that you are quoting?

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Your opinion is invalid if you downvoted 2 or 3 times.Yeah its shitty site for amerifags.

Reddit is for WIVES ONLY
Get a wife and let her be there.

plot twist: you're posting on reddit right now

reddit has it's uses and I'm glad it exists
no matter what you say about it,
it helped me troubleshoot a lot of computer problems.

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>censorship
more like brainwashing. and it's fucking disgusting how theyre trying sounds smart on every issue but cant point to elephant on the room.

Jow Forums is 99% reddit, either oldfags moved on with life or hung themselves

reddit will burn eventually brother, come back to Jow Forums son

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=wehMqTZYQhw
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They ruined Jow Forums by invading during the election

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You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad.

You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fag, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh.

Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now, so I'll be in my bunk with dat ass. Oh, you! ...now KISS!!! I know you should never stick your dick in crazy, but DM;HS. ...this kills the redditor.

To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again.

*edit: I accidentally a word

I only use le leddit for conlangs and worldbuilding haha

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Reddit pisses me off sometimes because you cant be politically incorrect... ironic etc...
Reddit is the authoritarian cousin of Jow Forums.

glad it helped you i guess. any subreddits relating to politics or
>I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE
is just fucking gay

Like if you're still reading this in 2019

once went on askreddit and it appeared thousands of people were abused as children/tried suicide before they were 12

thought that was tickety-boo

The closest I have been to experiencing Reddit is YouTube comments, which to be honest is pretty Reddit.

>bump-stocks

Some of those were actually funny like the one you posted. I think most were just bland rage comics with only the regular meme faces that would like something you’d cringe at now on facebook

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Reddit is not the problem, normies are!

Look at what they've done to Jow Forumsme_irl, it's basically the front page of iFunny and 9GAG combined into a subreddit.

I tried to use reddit for porn and it made me want to kill myself more than i wanted to fap

it's the dystopia that politicians want for our day-to-day lives

imagine they introduce a social credit system in europ like they did in china. and then they children to spy on their parents for "transgressive thoughts"

in the past the technology wasnt really there for such a system, but now it's piss easy. just make smartphones with hardcoded ID mandatory and there we are: real life reddit *shudders*

I used Reddit because of this mobile phone game and that is my main exposure to the site. People downvote comments or thoughts constantly for little or no reason and then people come out of the woodwork to upvote what ever lame ass regurgitated meme someone posts where the text has been change slightly to reflect the subject of the board. I can't fucking stand it and it has made me hate the game I came there for in the first place which is a good thing I suppose.

>Reddit is cancer.

Over run by rednecks recently, basically facebook

The more someone acts like they are the good guy, the worse they usually are. That's why I like you kids. You act like cunts, but I can tell you're good kids underneath it all.

Dude last night i came to some weird ass incest porn with a dildo up my ass, and used so much lube i stained the chair through the towel.

And im attracted to women, to add another level of deprived.

This is really it. >90% posts are the regurgitated memes you're talking about, and the reason this happens is account karma. Of course there's also censorship/political bias, astroturfing, etc, but even without these things the site is fundamentally broken for actual discussion because of karma. This is kind of related to why people hate tripfags

>bumperino

downvoted

proud of (you)

while Jow Forums is freedom of speech up to 11
Reddit is like USSR up to 11

American healthcare lol

Not so much authoritarian as just a hive mind.

I miss Gaia online.

more like gay lol

i adore Reddit for the expansive answers but you've reason Reddit is not freedom like a Jow Forums

>kerdasi amaq