SELF IMPROVEMENT GENERAL /SIG/ 2019 EDITION

SIG 2019.

Go to the gym and work out LONGER THAN AN HOUR. AN HOUR IS NOT ENOUGH. EAT 4 GAINZ, NIGGER.

CHAD WORKOUT MIXES

HERE'S ONE: youtu.be/TNtqqanO7Ms

HERE'S ANOTHER: youtu.be/7g5mWS8xtp0

TAKE YOUR GREEN TEA EXTRACT, HELPS YOU LIVE LONGER.

Stop listening to DEGENERATE GARBAGE. LISTEN TO GREATNESS.

Waffenruhe - War Chant Ritual

youtu.be/-g5vwYRLC1I

Triangular Ascension - Caida

youtu.be/SUQnzsRA3YA

Rise Of The New Empire

youtu.be/pv0robEgHU8

WORLD WAR 3 MIX

youtu.be/M6AR_yxquP0

Argentum - Imperium

youtu.be/5jkJoGkkqRk

BloodSoil - Domination

youtu.be/5q-SMnEF7Xo

Stop consuming too much carbs and fast food. Have a glass of good wine, no more cheap shit. Eat fruit. Eat fish. Eat your damn vegetables. Cut the carbs. Eat clean meat, no mystery fast food meat. Always cook chicken and pork very thoroughly. Don't eat feminized products. Don't breed with roasties. Find a wholesome waifu. Do cardio. Go running. Stockpile food and buy a truck/SUV to survive The Coming Ice Age. Don't do ignorant nigger things like stealing and acting like a monkey. Respect yourself and your race. Don't humiliate your women with the degenerate feminism.

Download a cryptocurrency app and invest. Even a little will go a long way. Invest in multiple different coins. Sit on them for at least 7 years. Don't panic when the price fluctuates. They do that all the time, faggot.

Remember THE POWER OF VISUALIZATION. Want to fuck some bitch? Visualize you fucking her constantly. Her brain waves will respond and the quantum energies shall will your cock into her. Trying to start a motherfucking race war? Visualize it constantly. Trying to wait for your bitcoin to reach ten million dollars? VISUALIZE IT YOU NIGGER. Use your brainwaves as a WEAPON.

Welcome to /SIG/ 2019.

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DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO

Bump

Thoughts are things

When did SIG turn into this meme to shill a shit youtube channel?
>Brainwaves bro, VISUALIZATION! VEGGIES! GREEN TEA! CRYPTO!
LIft, eat right, read, increase net worth, develop good hobbies, avoid porn and find a pure waifu.

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Bless you

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the absolute state of Jow Forums

Fuck the mods. I just got done writing out my post and they fucked up the thread. Degenerate pieces of shit. I'll keep it short then. Get your shit together. Stop being a degenerate. I'm down 90 lbs in the past 9 months. If I can do it you can too.

I wonder why they would move it too. That being said, looking at the catalog, these "people" could use it much more than pol...

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How do I stop drinking if all of my friends peer pressure me into it? Do I have to ditch them? I quit liquor years ago, so I have the will power; environment is non condusive.

Absolutely this, And sig gets moved here all the time anyways.

based. Do you have any suggestions on a red pilled haircut?

Tell the friends that you're done with drinking, those that accept it you can keep for now, to be presumably replaced later by those who share more of your outlook on life (Not necessary, your choice). Those who try to pressure you back into it, avoid.

My friends would smoke weed and drink all the time and wouldn't stop. I eventually realized if I wanted to stop myself I couldn't be around them so I just cut off all contact. That was 2 years ago. What helped me with alcohol was I got myself so drunk that I threw up and got sick. With that being my final experience it gave me the motivation to not drink at all anymore. Weed was easier since my friend was also my dealer so I had nowhere to get it from anymore.

the mcdouble is definitely the most ironpilled. So much protein for so little money.
The mcchicken is incredibly based though

HOLY SHIT THIS THREAD JUST GOT SCHWIFTY

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Depends on your facial structure, just keep it short and easily manageable.

Thank you. I think that advice might actually help. Yeah, I quit liquor first because I woke up on my front lawn without shoes and decided enough was enough.. weed helps with my Asperger's but I can probably switch to cbd extract.

Well, this is one of the more interactive threads I've seen recently. Hey, if sig were moved here, wouldn't it be less threads sliding Jow Forums?

lol fuck off back to Jow Forums you autistic retard

Stop importing /b/ trash.

Make me mouthy leaflet.

>Assburgers
you'll never be white downie

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This shit is so fucking lame

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Sounds like that matters alot to you. Anything better, or are you a one-trick-pony?

>That being said, looking at the catalog, these "people" could use it much more than pol...
>weed helps with my Asperger's

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How would I improve the sexual relations I have with my dog
Sometimes I feel like he's just not that into it the way I am

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Can you explain what you mean about the weed helping? I'm a high functioning autist and the reason I started smoking was for social interactions. It was just an act though. Usually I don't talk much and I come off as being serious all the time. If people can't accept me for who I am sober then I don't want them in my life. Simple as that. Just for some context, those friends I cut off were my only friends. I haven't had any since then.

This is a problem a lot of people have in initiating interspecies relationships. You're still treating your dog like your pet and not like your lover. You need to make it about the dog sometimes. Get some nice chew toys and lay them around the bed. Light some candles you made out of shit from other dogs. Maybe try getting the dog on top of you and going at it from a front-to-front position instead of just thinking doggy style will be fine.

Damn that sounds like a plan. But I can't get him to do anything anymore after our last intense bout he was so tuckered out he just sort of fell asleep and he's been like that ever since

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>There's not enough gas...

who are you quoting

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>>There's not enough gas...
>I'm a high functioning autist

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To a mind that is unable to shut off, unable to stop running calculations and scenarios; weed is a small was to shut down some of the background operations and finally relax for a minute. Being a weaponized sperg can be rough when there is literally to rest to be found withing your own head. It helps.

The top one? Some pickle rick faggot.

Hey /SIG/. I'm in a bit of a predicament regarding my physical health and it all started after I dated and married a really hot Jewish girl and became the stepfather to a young 6 year old Jewish boy I've really taken a liking to. I have more feelings for him than I do my own wife. Regardless, that's not the point of the story. I'm a proud Christian white man and strong in my faith, but as I was washing my stepson in the bath he looked at my penis and said to me "Daddy, what's that weird flap of skin on your penis?".
Hiding my erection, I told him what foreskin was and he got upset that his parents mutilated his penis. I decided to be a good stepfather and went out and got circumcised so that he'd have nothing to be ashamed of since I'm just like him now, but now the skin near the shaft of my penis is inflamed and hurts to touch and stings like a motherfucker, and occasionally bleeds and makes washing a very difficult process. I cannot masturbate anymore because my dick honestly hurts to touch and I'm at a loss for what to do because I've been planning on having sex with my stepson but now that's physically impossible because I'll be in tremendous pain.

Any advice to self-improve? I've come to you guys asking for help because this glorious general has drastically improved my life.

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>not enough gas.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

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Don't know if it'll help, but try spending some time playing a strategy game. If you're going to be thinking about that anyway then try focusing it on a game?

I recommend asking the boy to gently massage your newly circumcised penis with his mouth. Not only is this fun for new parties, but it should help you loosen up the skin beneath the head of your penis now that you don't have a foreskin to keep it loose in the first place. I recently started dating a young black man but insisted he got circumcised before we had sex (foreskins creep me out. Seriously, gross.) and we found that this helped with his initial post-circumcision pains. Not only is it good for your newly circumcised penis, but it should be clean, family-friendly fun for both parties.

we need more threads from Jow Forums
its the only way how to fix this board

That helps too. In fallout 4 I became an ancap making an unlimited supply of jet through the settlement system. Currently settling far harbor.

no place ever needs more threads from Jow Forums
not even Jow Forums itself

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How many of your threads get this much participation?

How many of your threads get this much participation my ass faggot

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what are some redpilled liquor brands, /sig/?

Kek, that's what I thought.

Fuck my black pen is empty should I kys myself to death r/banter

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>implying you think
First good joke I heard from a Jow Forumstard

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you call yourself redpilled, yet bought a broken game from Todd Howard the vidya jew? Bethesda cannot make a functioning game. They shit out a pile of broken code on the same ancient engine Morrowind used, and useful idiots like (You) keep buying it.
You are the cancer killing video games.

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but quote-chan...

Keep trying. Someday you can make one too.

I'm quoting myself retard

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When did you say that?

yay

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I still have to say it retard
I quote from the future

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sounds like you're the retard

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Wrong I've seen all three seasons of rick and morty five times AND I took an online test one time

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So what? Most of the jokes go over the typical reader's head.

Jokes? I thought it was a drama series

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awoo smug

Seriously tho this is an issue someone explain why my black pen isn't working I have my last final in like three days. Should I whip it or just give it some affirmative action

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Nice trips.

>I have my last final in like three days
Really? What is it?

Topology. The most autismo of math subjects and therefore naturally my favorite

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Bump

>Topology
Topology
>In mathematics, topology is concerned with the properties of space that are preserved under continuous deformations, such as stretching, crumpling and bending, but not tearing or gluing. This can be studied by considering a collection of subsets, called open sets, that satisfy certain properties, turning the given set into what is known as a topological space. Important topological properties include connectedness and compactness
I had to google that to even know what it was. HOly shit that is autistic stuff nobody needs to know.

I understand what you're saying. After their latest problems Idk if I'm going to buy another one of their games. With Fallout 4, at least it can be fixed and improved with mods. Still doesn't excuse the company though.

Out of all the disciplines of mathematics, it had to be the gayest one of all. Wish you all the best, and congratulations for finally graduating and obtaining your degree, may your Master's be just as autistic.

It really is, no joke. If math was a classroom full of nerds then topology is the potential school shooter
Thanks buddy. It probably will be because this shit is exactly what I'm gonna specialize in.
With a few things on the side to round it out