This cute boy walks up to you shyly and gives you a gentle but swift kiss on the lips

This cute boy walks up to you shyly and gives you a gentle but swift kiss on the lips
He then Bashfully looks down on the ground as his face gradually turns red from embarrassment
You also see what you assume are his friends laughing in the background
How do you respond?

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Punch to the face

Punch to the face

Punch to the face

I destruco disc his head off

I'm a little gay. Like a tiny bit. I prefer women but men can still get me hard. I get his contact info.

cringe and pedo

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"What the hell? Was it a joke or what?"

Sorry, I'm not gay; also why are those people laughing at you if they're supposed to be your friends?

His friends come up to you and beat you up
then they spit on your beaten face

he's surprised at first but after some thought he relents
You hear his friends ask him what why he was hanging around you for so long but he doesn't answer

he's over 18

"Th-they dared me to"
he replies
"i had to do it.."

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>twink bois are gonna beat me up
Hawt but unlikely. I'd just end up with a bunch of bruised qt's to rape.

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rape him on the spot, then call him a faggot and curbstomp his fucking head. Then I rape all his friends to death with my massive bear cock

Okay... that a pretty harsh dare, still I admire your courage. Be careful next time you might get someone less patient than me. Se ya around mate.

>i had to do it.
I still don't get the point.

I'd ask him if he wants his jaw testing

His friends are young and most look fairly fit, this dude was the runt of the litter
there are also 5 of them so unless you know super martial arts then they win

his friends take you down and call the police
you're charged with attempted rape and murder
In prison a fella named big bubba has a surprise for you...

He seems surprised at how well you took it and just says: "thanks mister, I'll promise to be careful"
He does a little wave at you

"have you never played truth or dare?"

"m-my what?"

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I ask him if he wants to play a prank on his friends which involves lots of gay things

I state "Degenerates like you belong on the cross"

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pick up boy, go back to his friends with him and ask them to give me his number

And how often does playing this game result you doing stuff like thay?

i cover my cheeks in epoxy adhesive just in case someone tries to kiss me without warning

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Ask him if he wants to know the defeat and whether he is willing to die in the underground arena like a true man.

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>His friends come up to you and beat you up
>then they spit on your beaten face
Do want

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He seems surprised at that response and then just runs away

They say
"ask him yourself homo!"

"Usually..." he responds
"but not for them, they get to do something cool and dangerous or gross usually"
"they think i can't handle that sort of stuff so they make me do embarrassing stuff like this"
They're probably right anyways, I'm not much of a daredevil..."

So they can kiss your cheek forever?
Lewd

His only response is
"what?"

You ask his friends if they could beat you up and spit on your face
They call you a freak at first but then one of them manages to convince the others to do it
Afterwards you lie there beaten up and wet in the face from boy spit

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beat up his faggot friends as well

no
it's just so i have undeniable evidence of his non consensual kissing

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You heard me punk. Do you want to fight with no rules? Loser dies, winner keeps on living. No weapons allowed. Punks like you can't fight their way out of a wet paper bag.

UUGGGHHHHHHHH IM CUMMING

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I kiss him back.

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Are these your close friends? You don't really seem to match them, do you?

>finn as usual

Stop kinkshaming me shitlord conservatard, its 2019

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stop posting gay

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Do you want a kiss, too?

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Ehh... i do...

*mwah*
There :3

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Well im a cute girl uwu, so you just turned straight, poofta!

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Now imagine you're tied up to a bed and completely immobilized and theres this cute girly boy in the room with you and he looks down on your face and hes calling you names like mr. Needledick or Sir Buttlicker and then he unzips your pants and squishes your balls really hard so you even let out a moan of pain and the boy didnt miss the opportunity and spits right into your open mouth, and the bullying and squishing and spitting goes on for a while untill he takes off his panties and sits down right on your wet face covered in his saliva and you cant breath because his boipucci is covering your nose and theres his GIGANTIC balls residing in your mouth and when he notices your whimpers as you almost get choked to death he lifts up his butt from your face and theres threads of saliva dangling in between and you give up and give his rear lips a big kissy and cume

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no

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Cute pic

Yes

call him a faggot then kick his balls

throw the poof off the roof
inshallah

psh, as if. I rape boyos for a living, his friends don't do jack shit you fucking nigger.

kek

walk over and punch him in the nuts

I pull down his pants in one swift motion and in the blink of an eye put his junk in my mouth. SLURRPP

I pull out my glock and shoot him in the head and then bust a cap in his nigger friends john wick style.

Take him out for pizza.

gas him for we do not encourage faggotry

Punch him in the face, then kick the shit outa that gay faggot.
also >911

There are too many and they beat u up

k
but people will think you're both deeply in love

he get's scared and runs back to his friends with tears in his eyes
They give you the stink eye

He blushes even more and runs back to his friends but gives a small glance back at you when he does so
His friends laugh even harder at the second kiss and start teasing him about it

"well yeah. we've been friends since grade school, most of us anyways"
"i just didn't grow like they did.."
"It's not fair!"

"uh thanks i guess"
He says and then walks awkwardly back to his friends

His friends beat u

He accepts after some thought and goes with you
his friends seem very confused at this
you have a gay old time at the pizza place
no homo tho rite?

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Worth it.
lill fag will think twice before trying to be a lill fag

>His friends beat u
eat shit twinks

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>boy

Dammit! Not that gay stuff! :^(

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kiss him back and blush
maybe ask for contact

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The next morning a woman knocks on your door
She says she's the kids mom and that she is suing you

they beat you harder for calling them twinks and thinking you're a tough guy

he is scared off by your dread stare

He's shocked for a moment and you can see the thoughts are racing in his head
he eventually decides to give you his phone number

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Tell her that her over 18 year old son sexually assaulted me and if she dose not get off my property ill press charges.

ask the boy out for coffee nervously the next day because why not desu

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>they beat you harder for calling them twinks and thinking you're a tough guy
don't make me do it

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burn

She says that it was just silly boy stuff and you overreacted
She also says that she has the money to hire very good lawyers and that she will suck your wallet dry for this.
Then she leaves

He agrees and you see him at the coffee store the next day
He seems sorta nervous as he's looking around for you, when he sees you he sighs out of relief and sits at your table.
Though it feels awkward at first you manage to successfully break the ice
You have a good time discussing and having coffee and whatever else you bought

They knock you unconsious and you dream of pence sapping you with his ungaying electricity

You try to light him on fire but he turns out to be remarkably unflammable.
You manage to singe his jacket a bit but he runs away before you do any more permanent damage.

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I tell him about the military industrial complex

I would kiss him back what kind of question is that

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I phone the police after she leaves and tell them some gay 18 year old sexually assaulted me outside Costco and so i enacted my right to self defense and beat him and that his mother would be reporting it shortly. i also tell them i don't want to waste their time and that this hole thing is stupid and that the kid should get a sturn talking to about sexually assaulting random people without consent.

Imma zap all those twink motherfuckers if they don't leave me alone

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Based lol

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I hug him and tell him that I love him.

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"so, you want me to sign up? "
He asks

He is surprised and blushes as you do that.
Then he runs back to his friends while they tease him for having a new bf

"yes we heard about the situation"
"we'll be there shortly to pick you up"
They go to your house and put you under arrest until your trial.

You'll do nothing
You're unconscious.
In your dream pence zapps your brain and unhomos you

He just embraces you

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I ask him whether he wants to be my boyfriend or not.

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Punch to the face

I ask him,

"Who told you to grab Dr. Pavel?"

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I burn them all. Fucking gayposters are ruining this board

He thinks for a moment and then agrees
He then walks off with you leaving his friends very confused and you (presumably) very happy.

You punch yourself in the face.

"Who's Dr. Pavel?"

You attempt to light him on fire with a magnifying glass
Unfortunately it doesn't seem to work very well and it only looks like you're looking very closely at him

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discord thread

probably suck him off

Run away and call for B A C K U P

what the fuck is this shit
fuck off

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Ew gay.

A squadron of small children dressed in plague doctor outfits that you have dubbed the PD squad arrives
They ask "what's up doc?"
But the boys that you were interested in seem to have already left.

I absolutely can not believe PD is engaging in homosexual role play. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

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>you have a gay old time at the pizza place
>no homo tho rite?
Das right mang. Just pizzas.

I cut off his pp with my shrek dvd

Never have lunch with another man unless their boyfriend is present.

...

bold of you to assume i would be beaten up by kids

Finally, someone with some taste.

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Punch to the face. He should know better than to walk up to strangers and kiss them, especially when it's gay.

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I fire my handgun in the air and turn to his friends, saying
"He didn't fly so good, who wants to try next?"

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Punch to the face

Kiss to the face

Tell me about bane, why does he wear the mask

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Get outta my baneposting larp

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If I dont, will you die

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Yea, i pay bail, decide f it, and sup me up a kill dozzer with flame thrower up front. Gay fags aint getting away that easily.

It would be extremely painful

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Mother fuker you da real PD?

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Pause from surprise then grab him by the hair pull him down on his knees and proceed to unzip dick and force him to suck it in front of his friends till I cum down his throat then I grab both of his lanky wrists while using my leg to trip him on his back and use my other hand to pull down his pants and return the favor by sucking his dick while also messaging his prostate as he tries to fight back but futilely. Once I'm done and he's cum too I will let him run away reminding him not to kiss random strangers and that if he ever does the same again without my consent then I'll file a sexual harassment to the police, also I'd probably call him gay.

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I tell him I'll rape him til his anus is sore if he kisses me again, then tell him to do it