Canada love thread

why is canada so based and usa so gay? lol

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More like usGAY hahahaha

Because 56% of them are too busy sucking their own monkey PPs.

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>be american
>get outmatched in girth

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how to get canadian gf? hear d they have hueg pene

why you trying to represent us with a fucking nigger?

I really like Canada :^)
Very kind people there

US of gAy

bbc--big bad canada

You guys already do that yourselves
Thanks Germany

lol NOb

Np
U gave us Speirs

FUCKING NIGGERS DON'T REPRESENT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Ok mutt, keep telling yourself that

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mutt? I'm not black. well, except for one ancestor went on the crusades 1000 years ago to kill sand niggers and apparently fucked a northern african. But it was while killing sand niggers so I give him a pass.

>making excuses

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aw...ok

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Ok, I'm sorry burger. Canada is still a superior country however

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you wish

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I disagree, but I will admit I am very happy to have them as neighbors. The mexicans are kind of fucking things up on the southern border, but the canadians give us no problems up north. Really a lovely group of people to have sharing a border with. Also have a lot of family in minnesota. Minnesota people are more like canadians than americans.

at least he fucked something, incel

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I'll have you know my celibacy is purely voluntary. It's so I have nothing distracting me from shooting niggers in the head with my american made AR-15. Then when the kikes throw me in prison I get buttfucked lol

Good on you, Ameribro. I think Americans are great too. So passionate about everything, and open to new ideas. Sure you fight, but you fight for what you believe in and I think that makes your country so strong and innovative.

Why thank you good sir. I can't help but feel sometimes we have too many people though. 300 million is a lot to govern. And cities dominate lawmaking, while most of america is rural areas. It's a large place with lots of open space, and I don't feel enough laws match, but I like it here. Plus I'm a firearms enthusiast and this is a good place for that.

>Minnesota people are more like canadians than americans

Agreed, they are very kind/polite, love hockey and even have a similar accent. Makes sense since they border Canada lmao

Tons of Norwegians living there too, and I hear Norwegian is a common ethnicity in canada as well

>Norwegian is a common ethnicity in canada
90% of white people here are either some UK ethnicity (English/Scottish/Irish/Welsh) or French. Keep your 56% bullshit in the mart.

>Canadian auto-fellatio thread.
The iceniggers are restless today.

Apologize. You know you want to

>not counting our territories like the U.S. Virgin Islands, American Samoa and Guam. Also give us Puerto Rico obv.

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>muh landmass

Half of your country is literally a useless frozen wasteland sparsely inhabited by a few eskimo jojoleafs.

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why are your countries so obese?
t.healthy landmass of 242,495 km2

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shut up cheap whore

>Spain is about 2 times bigger than United Kingdom
fatt

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*Dabs in 1.8% the size of Canada*

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You have like 30 million people

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>163,610 km squared
what a nationlet

I know....*sniffs*...I know

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how do you make a minnesotan?

take the arab dick out of a canadian's ass

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Wide fatties, I'm taller than you guys
Sorry for not noticing you aren't from Turkey until today

How much of that is arable land that can be used for food?

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we're not *that* great bro
we still have toronto bringing us down

>haha they have alot of snow
>*gets snowed on*
>*travels south to escape snow*
>*gets heatstroke*

who wants to fight?

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It might be a frozen shithole, but it's MY frozen shithole. No matter how bad it gets i'll be in this country until the day I die. Anybody who moves to another nation was never Canadian in the first pplace.

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>be Canadian
>be a good person
>be a quality poster on Jow Forums
>good quality of life
>dont have to live in a third world country like US of GAY
life is good leaf bros

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id rather burn alive than be a leaf

I could go for a scrap

>id rather burn alive
That can be arranged.

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go ahead and try. you could put a flamethrow to my head and say
>say cananda is better and ill spare you
and i wont say it

I just wanted you to burn alive. I don't care what you think of Canada.

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you're a third rate country with fourth rate citizens

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OHH CANAADAAAAAAAAAAA

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dont you start posting your countries fan fic