my face when I'm the last heterosexual on r/banter
My face when I'm the last heterosexual on r/banter
Cooper Wilson
Other urls found in this thread:
Julian King
You're really not.
Adam Sanders
can we talk about something else
Adrian Morris
My face when I am also the last heterosexual on r_banter
Bentley Parker
I can get trips if I want
Nolan Evans
This is a pretty slow board
Joseph Cox
But should I bother?
Alexander Moore
nice doobs (2) & kagami best girl confirmed
Thomas Jones
I ask this every night
Benjamin Allen
Ah I missed it
Kayden Ramirez
You and some other poster stole my trips!
Tyler Mitchell
Pretty sure amorphous freaks like Americans reproduce asexually, and thus are not heterosexual.
Australians are some of the most prominent gayposters on the board.
You were yuriposting like fifteen minutes ago. Yuri is gay, and thus you are gay for posting it.
David Stewart
not for long
Xavier Cox
Nothing wrong with yuri desu
It’s the straight kind of gay
Dominic Johnson
there are no homos on bint
Luke Flores
Why would it change?
Or do you mean that I will leave if the flagrant and unrestrained homosexuality continued, and thus no longer be the last heterosexual on r/banter?
I'm pretty sure even if I left, that I would be the last heterosexual on r/banter, since it's like a last man standing thing.
>It’s the straight kind of gay
That's not how this works.
t. lying scottish faggot
Isaac Collins
that was rude
please prove these baseless accusations
Noah Ross
You've already admitted to being in Scotland prior to this thread.
Caleb Fisher
nyaruko = parent sex
canada btfo
Easton Powell
>It’s the straight kind of gay
Jow is this supposed to work?
Jayden Cook
Not only are you not the only heterosexual on Jow Forums, you are also not heterosexual.
Justin Foster
You told me you were in rehab you retarded freak.
If you were going to come back you should have at least told me.
Josiah Garcia
but i'm an englishman living in ingurland
Colton Morgan
My face when I'm the last heterosexual on r/banter
William James
i've been back for like 2 weeks
i think
Zachary Myers
No you're not
Austin Sanchez
all these butthurt faggots ITT is ridiculous. All of posted so much gay shit and now that I point out that I'm the only heterosexual left, threatening to remove all context from your faggotry, you come back and cry, "No! It's not true~~"
And the first thing you say to me is this.
You remember how this backfired last time right?
Easton Russell
I will always read your posts in your voice, every time you post I automatically think of that deep, deep those that muttered those fateful lines on vocaroo: 'are you ready to face your new god r_banter?'
Colton Miller
i'm trying to think of positive associations instead
Cooper Davis
>those
my brain must be really fucked right now in order to replace voice with those
Jonathan Cook
>positive associations
never thought I'd ever hear another aussie talk about bullshit like that
Julian Foster
Why do UK posters constantly obsess over my voice?
One of the Karen posters was doing it too.
It's incredibly creepy. I've had to stop posting vocaroos because of all the incredibly gay responses they were getting, which is unfortunate, because it was a way of adding another dimension of expression to my communications that I enjoyed.
Maybe try to associate Nyaruko with how unbelievably cute she is?
Honestly I was a bit worried that that association was going to mess me up pretty badly, but it never ended up being an issue at all. She's too distracting to think about anything else when she's on the mind.
Eli Gutierrez
i got brainwashed lel
Gavin Williams
My face when I'm also a heterosexual on Jow Forums.
Austin Howard
>I'm the only heterosexual left
But I became a girl so now you're not the only straight one user!
Henry Smith
Yuri is just that magical
It is just simply very deep and Canadian
Owen Bailey
Elijah Hughes
I saw you engaging in ERP with a guy. Not heterosexual.
>I became a girl
That's not how it works you little shit.
Brandon Rivera
oops
Connor Jackson
no gay incest in my thread, take it literally anywhere else.
This is my safe space.
Kevin Ross
Well I now identify as a female, so now I am still hetero! :^)
Colton Cook
nah
Nathaniel Stewart
There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with yuri
Girls kiss, god smiles
Eli Bell
Stop being gay
Brayden Hughes
Came here to say this
Girls kissing isn't gay because it makes my pp the big pp and I'm straight therefore girls kissing isn't gay
Isaiah Hill
Only closet gays hate yuri
Girls making love to other girls is objectively straighter than men putting their bepis into a vagoo because no penis is involved.
Aaron Hall
this thread quickly became incredibly based
Levi Hughes
What about shemale x female porn?
Ryder Murphy
>That's not how it works
You're right! I always was a girl thanks for reminding me
Logan Gray
Discord circlejerk thread do not reply
Dylan Morris
0w+O id
Isaiah Johnson
ok
Hudson Russell
Russian owo user singlehandedly kills the thread
Jeremiah Jackson
my face when this is another one of the dozens of gay discord threads that are being spammed everywhere
god why the fuck are faggots so terminally autistic
Oliver Murphy
stupid tranny hacker
Christopher Lopez
Why are russian so often called tranny?
Ian Cooper
>hacker
?????
Thomas Lewis
you're the second to last I'm the third to last
Adrian Taylor
Jow Forums is just a small board and people are autistic enough to post here 24/7, it is inevitable that you are going to recognise other posters whether you like it or not
Because there was a Russian tranny on the board.
The fact that he was Russian is important because:
1) Being gay is highly stigmatised in Russia
2) Russians are stereo-typically masculine
3) Russians are some of the biggest weebs on the internet
4) Russians are stereo-typically hackers, which fits in the whole Jow Forums tranny thing
5) some people on this board really hate Russians
Austin Powell
whatever happened to the Russian tranny anyway?
Liam Nelson
I see
>Russians are some of the biggest weebs on the internet
Never thought that it is so
Jeremiah Reyes
He probably either killed himself or was lynched, or decided that a holiday to Chechnya was a good idea...
Oh boy, you never seen Russian weebs?
youtube.com
the anime-otaku related boards on Jow Forums are full of Russians
Aiden Long
lel.
Benjamin Martinez
What was that 'russian tranny' like btw?
Jayden Torres
Im not dead
David Bailey
Mfw I'm the only gay in the village
Isaac Walker
Burger whore
Isaac Ward
Lick my shit encrusted anuse
Jose Moore
>shit encrusted anuse
are you the only fat in the village too?
Michael Taylor
>hasn't seen my thighs
Guess you must be the only gay in the village that doesn't have discord
Alexander Ward
burn in hell
Kayden Long
worry not I am here now even if only for a brief fleeting moment
Nolan Harris
Elijah Stewart
>my face when I'm the last heterosexual on r/banter
Juan Clark
Huh so there are some heterosexuals left here. Based. How do we fight the homosexual menace?
Easton Scott
suck their penises until they run out of energy to post uwu
Jack Butler
>some leaf thinks they have enough board relevance to tell people people how to post
Lole
Joshua Ward
yare yare daze
Jace Clark
that was a bad post and i apologize.
Cameron Campbell
Even I have enough "board relevance" to tell you that you're a retarded faggot
Jose Bennett
Lel, thanks for the (you)
Jackson Jones
Jackson Lopez
XD
Thomas Gonzalez
Based and redpilled
Henry Hill
XD
Robert Jones
It was a very bad joke and now you have been added to the list of known raging homosexuals.
Hunter Rivera
when you left I started worrying again come back
Eli Thomas
it was only kind of a joke i wouldn't mind if someone actually did it
Zachary Reyes
Wow that makes me a little jealous now that I think about it
Robert Perez
no
Luke Gonzalez
No what
Jayden Johnson
Oh wait never mind I misread this post
Daniel Williams
A hetero Canadian? That’s new...
Josiah Phillips
I don't even want to know what you meant by that
Based Plague Doctor has return to combat the gay of Jow Forums
Joshua Rivera
yaaay
Austin Hernandez
im the last hetero on bant, sorry
Jacob Ortiz
Become more fabulous than them so they'll want to be hetero again.
Joshua Martinez
how do you know who's posting when they don't have a tripcode?
John Gomez
That cant be true, becuz I am the straightest man on Jow Forums.
Jace Kelly
Based and Falconpilled.