Regain eternal youth through
>sucking cock once a month
>getting fucked in the butt by the minority you hate the most once a month
>having an IQ of 60 forever
>having a 2 inch dick forever
Choose bant
Benjamin Johnson
Bentley Nelson
eternal youth and i double the length of my dick?
what's the catch?
Parker Jones
stop posting /b/-tier images on Jow Forums
also I would refuse the deal, I'd rather die and meet God
Michael Bailey
Doublecringe
God doesn't love you. Think about it. God sets you on this earth with all these problems, probably ugly, dumb, fearful, small cock etc. too. Just so you dedicate your life to get into his special club, like a slave. He sets all these rules for maximum non-enjoyment + gives you all the shit of the real world. God's will is him oppressing everything. God hates humans, he tried to erase us once ffs. Living "christian" is basically just a redemption by his standard. I would rather live a great life and eventually go to hell as punishment than live an unfun Christian life so I can live in eternity with some fuck who basically whipped me for 90 years straight.
Fuck G*d
Juan Lopez
imagine wanting to live on this fucking planet for an eternity
fuck that lmao
Nicholas Jenkins
>I want my life to end rather than reaching omnipotence through infinite mental growth
Brainlet
Luis Peterson
>infinite mental growth
lmaoing at your existence, pal
Christopher Parker
What is there to dislike in a universe of endless possibility
Lucas Roberts
I can't find that pasta, did you seriously write all that out seriously?
why are all ath*ists like this?
Jacob Ward
call me when your iq reaches triple digits, retard
im done here
Jack Hill
I believe in God, I just resent him
Kayden Watson
>"Christianity is responsible for civilization!"
>*Burns a witch*
>*Attacks Constantinople*
>*Murders east Europeans*
>*Destroys any other religion*
>B-but my monks!
>*Creates singing eunuchs*
>M...m... muh morals
>*priest molests a kid*
>*Nun kicks the shit out of students*
>*Bombs North Ireland*
Great work, self appointed moral authority christfags. That track record is incredible.
Nicholas Adams
Try to reach double first. Maybe you'll make a good argument then
Jayden Williams
well that makes it even more confusing then, but I guess I won't press the issue.
pretty good bait but kind of directionless, I didn't get some of the references (like killing east yuros) and it seemed to betray itself by referring to constaninople as that name. Overall, 6.5/10
Caleb Anderson
can't wait until based islam takes over and you pay jizya just to be alive. it'll be just like the middle east, what christfags have always wanted. the true home of arab pagan belief.
Joseph Barnes
Small dicke uwu
Leo Myers
Better, maybe an 8/10~. Keep it up.
Oliver Walker
Dragonball is the worst anime ever made
Joshua Rodriguez
What shall you do with your life then?
Noah Morris
i don't know, i've pointed out basically everything wrong with it now.
Elijah Sanders
>Murders east Europeans
What?
Jason Jackson
I just meant in general, you're fine.
pretty weak but at least you tried
Samuel Brown
you should read about the teutonic order, its basically all they did
Elijah Carter
You mean murdering those native baltic tribes?
Camden Martinez
hai
Nathaniel Hill
oooh the teutons, I never knew much about them other than where they lived and those awesome feather things they had on their backs
Ian Butler
sucking cock how is that even a question haha
Adam Hall
Josiah Moore
haha
Chase Perez
The 2 inched dick. Ive heard pooftahs can massage the prostate to get pretty good orgasms.
a new small dicked commie appears
Zachary Roberts
not funny don't laugh
you will have eternal youth but that will make you an eternal poofta
Hunter White
>Sucking cock once a month
I see no downside
Jordan Lee
Sucking cock once a month seems like the best option