Oh yeah, the nerdy dinosaur left a message

Oh yeah, the nerdy dinosaur left a message.

"Y-you know... he's right. You can't mess with the best... after all, he worked really hard on his personality. I-I-It's not like it's his own powerful ego or anything. But the way he acts... makes me feel in love."

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(finally, i waited so long.)

i should've put the message in the taleunder thing

I guess they only notice if I just... play normal?

Nah nah... as someone said, "5 minutes."

Anyway, the nerd said this because he was watching the human posting all of this shit.

The human didn't freak out though...~

It's all fun and games until boredom strikes

Literally. It's the same thing repeated over again.
How do I continue my fun without boredom?
I guess I just gotta stop it myself.

Haha... nevermind.

unlike all of you, i do not like porn. just a quick heads up

Now the nerd wants to confess to me about something. Something very special.

Something about....... love or not.

BUMP

I hate you

Y-you cannot hate me... that's a dumb thing to do.

Well, not for no reason.
I mean, I do this for charity.

She told me what love is about~

And I felt like I was in the clouds when she monologged at me for a while.
It was hell, but I had to sit there.

hello and how are you this morning?

Doing decent.

oh yeah, haven't posted this last one

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Anyway, I am bored as fuck. Will return.

Nevermind. She told me not to go outside.

The nerd is trying so hard to give her love.

Oh yes.

She's getting ready for something special...

Not sex. Just some cuddles in bed.

Agh... she's doing it...

"Hello, want some quality time... fellow h-human..."

Yep... she was having good times with the human.

nerdy dinosaur more like jewish reptile

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my ass :(

i thought israel was better than this desu

Oh well. I still can ramble.

She said the words "N-nice human..."

>ramble

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>implying that ramble means naked

And then she started hugging. A lot. No sexual shit.

bump

oh no, i said shit ironically.

I guess this counts as something special for Valentine's day... even though it is not.

And then after a series of hugging and cuddling, she decided to... I don't know.

(You know, I feel underappreciated. That's a good thing?)
She decided to turn on the TV for no absolute reason. Why do I even bother anyway...?

I just sat there. Looking at static for 10 minutes.

(This is just like a story. A good but confusing one.)
Then I just walked out... to hide.

Hoping that my mom tells me that everything is gonna be alright. But no... the nerd said it instead.
I am fucking confused. Ha ha...

And now. She wants anime.

She's just a bit spoiled.

You know what, I'm like, dead.
I'm like, trying to make this a good ass story but I cannot.

I gave her what the nerdy friend wanted. She just enjoyed it.

After that, she now wants to have a tea party with me.

This gets creepier and confusing every time I post it all here.

I was getting a little bit of anxiety.

I can't believe it. I can't believe she turned from friendly to a bit confusing.
D-did she lose a friend or something..?

She gave me coffee instead of tea. Haha.

(oh god oh fuck)

Holy shit

I FORGOT TO SAY SOMETHING

I acted crazy as hell. Perhaps it could've been an accident.

I don't know. I don't know what the nerd does.

And then she fucking laughed like an evil villain. I still like her though.


(at least i didn't spoil the name hahahahahahaharharhar)

Then she called her fishy friend. Saying that I was an intruder...?

I did say I wasn't an intruder though.

At least undyne didn't fucking kill me.

Haha. This story is fun.

Very fun.

I still stood in her lab. It was like a home.

And the most important part, no bonings.

I guess the game really did affect me. I'm proud!

Aaaaaaand now she wants me again.

ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY
ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY
ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY

Whoops, the 80's fucked me over.

THE NERDY DINOSAUR JUST GOT FUCKING DRUNK... OH GOD OH FUCK

Now she's telling jokes I don't understand. What the fuck is she doing now :(

(I really enjoy this fucking roleplay. I really do.)

She's asking for sex now... I'm not giving it to her.

Wait, no that's just a thought.
She said she wants breakfast.

And I gave it to her. Mmmmm~

She's asking to eat me. Oh my god.

I really hope a fool wasn't behind this~

She got undrunk now. She asks what I'm doing here in her lab.

I'm literally just looking for a friend like you, is that not what I want?

"W-w-well... if you wanted a friend you could've asked. It's not like you can become friends automatically, unknown human..."

I then said,
"But please... fellow dino... I must be in love... I must like someone :)"

(haters be hatin')

"Excuse me... that's not how it works... but whatever..."

"Do you want me to kiss your anime? Let me be."

"...Fine. At least you didn't beg too much."

And we became friends, did fun stuff, etc.
The end...?

God damn it. That story was fucking hard. I don't know if it'll ever be written down on a digital notepad.

But it was worth it for my scalie wife.

*sigh* What a freakin' relief.

Holy shit I'm doing so well

I DIDN'T SHIT THE THREAD YET, OH NO.

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Y-you could've thought about it before wandering off.

You might have picked up on it by now, but thinking isn't something I enjoy.

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Oh.

I just like that nerd.

She's one of the nicest ones I've met. And about that story... it's kind of her friend being weird.

Haha... HAHAHAHA....

underage ban evader

I'M NOT

I'm not even an e-celeb for this? Mehhh... they're not even seeing what this is.

alphys was really nice to me. i met her at some park that day... which is today.

she a-acted normal...

god i just want her to be real

and i probably should make it real