Mfw moving to Brazil the next year

I was born there. Why in the actual hell do you want to do this, now out of all times?
1) Implying full communism is a bad thing

Which part of Brasil are you going to?

I don't know yet, someone recommended me going to Sao Paulo

>(You)

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Is there anything you are looking for in particular?

Not really. I'd like to get job in IT and my surroundings to be somewhat safe

max payne, you killed my son you fuck im coming to whack ya

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>revolution
Revolutions are for dick suckers, gradualism is where it is at

Though a society based on Tolstoy’s ideals would be perfect.

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I'm from São Paulo. It's the largest city in the continent, so I think you'll be fine.

fuck off you greedy kike and take a look at your broken social programs. Adding more power to communist governments doesnt fix anything.
but the larger a city is anywhere in the world, the bigger a shithole it becomes.

Makes sense, but this is the only city in the country that has subway and probably the one with more people that knows basic english.

Then I think São Paulo or anywhere in the Southeast is a good idea. I don't know much about jobs in IT because it's not my area but the city I'm going to live next year, São José dos Campos is in São Paulo and it's called the brazillian silicon valley. That city has one of the best universities of the world (ITA), you can try to do a postgraduation there while you discover things about here, they pay you to study. We are short on jobs so the new government is trying to erase some laws that protect the workers, take care

don't move there

>everybody knowing basic english is a good thing
Senhor, você é corno e provavelmente chupa rola de judeu

Language is not a problem, tomorrow I start learning portugese
Remove visas for poles then I will go to the usa

would you not go to chile or argentina or an actual nice south american country.

I am not in charge of any country, those programs aren’t mine

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Argentina is broke and Chile is full of people from Haiti

Não vai me pescar.

Why not?
Hmm i dunno maybe because they descent from savage killers who'd love to toss you on a fire then pull you up as you neared death and cut out your still-beating heart, then throw you down the steps of their sacrificial pyramid and dismember your corpse

t. former communist country

those were mayans

The brazillian natives did not have a civilization like the Incas and Aztecs, we had just many small comfy tribes that made a "nation" and sometimes gone to war againist other nations.

>former

I don't recommend the northeast and Rio de Janeiro, anywhere else should be fine, specially in the south with the exception of Porto Alegre in Rio Grande do Sul.
Also, welcome! We tend to like foreigners so it shouldn't be too hard to make some friends.

>I don't recommend the northeast
t. João da Silva

Most brazilians descent from european settlers, or a mix between the two.