Be anerican

>be anerican
>call your dad sir

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>be russian
>not being allowed to love dad because love betwen men is gay

literally no one does this, that was retarded boomers growing up 70 years ago

Speak for yourself, my kids are being raised right and call me sir

>doesn't address his father as cunt

I call my dad fat ass hole because he ran off after I was born and no I'm not black.

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>doesn't address his father by putting a shovel through his head

>he still lives at his father's address

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Anerica? That sounds like a weird country!

>be russian
>not being allowed to love your son because then its not only gay but also pedo
>stuck with some random dude for 18 years you also have to feed and keep from harms way or else you go into gulag

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Trips of truth to boot, damn.

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do europeans just make up stereotypes?
>americans call their dad sir
>americans microwave shoes
whats next?
>americans lick every door knob before using them
lmao shut up retard

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so common aussies have father issue?

Wewlad.exe

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be russian
be not jew ubermensch
when did your life go so wrong

Yes, but not as many father issues as the Tiananmen Square protests on June 4th 1989.

I'm keeping the doorknob one, that's great.

now imagine how it'd be if you lived under sharia law and premarital sex was a punishable crime

You shouldn't have sex with your Dad, regardless of whether he's married or not.

>t. retard

>taking jokes literally
>t. autist

yeah mate but have you tried
六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre
反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward
文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution
人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system
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法輪功 Falun Dafa 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗
胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨
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黑社會 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩
台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama
新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 東突厥斯坦

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sir and ma'am are said out of respect. I wouldn't expect yankees or commiefornians to know anything about it.

>Americans tip their garbage man
>Americans with ketchup allergies are shunned in certain states
>Americans butter their coffee
>American gangs have developed a 'theives cant' composed entirely of quotes from lesser known sitcoms
>Americans believe the Coca-Cola served in McDonald's can cure just about anything

>not calling him daddy

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honestly tho mcdonalds coke slaps more than the average coke

shut the fuck up incel freak
>dixie
why can't you retards into real english?

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Is it true that americans dip butterpieces in sugar and then roast them over campfire?
jesus

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americans fat ugly and fat

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Wait i thought Saudi Arabia followed Sauna law