>americans lick every door knob before using them
Americans lick every door knob before using them
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delete this
be more creative next time
what if I refuse
>americans tip automatic doors when they open for them
at least we do it before so there's less germs
>americans die for israel
It's to control corrosion you third worlder. I bet all your door knobs are rusty laceration hazards.
Nice, kek.
>americans don't cover their door knobs in vaseline to protect against corrosion
>euros lick every ass before using it
I heard this too, but thought it was a lie.
Now there's two different sources, that confirms it!
Shut up. Shut the fuck up right now.
Rather be licking doorknobs than getting stabbed by some sub-suharran, sub-human muslim immigrant, faggot
Did they use lead paint on your doorknobs? You appear to have anger issues.
>be american
>interracial gang bangs, fart jokes and explosions in every single movie makes it more sophisticated
>most important part of sporting events is the show in the middle of it
>"GLOW IN THE DARK CIA DISCORD SOI TRANNY ISRAELI SHILLS PIZZAGATE Q user MAGA"
>I MAY LICK DOORKNOBS BUT MUSLIM NIGGER STABBING HAHA CHECKMATE
and suddenly Jow Forums enters the thread and the crowd goes mild
trying too hard
paraphrasing isn't trying hard
when you boil it down every single post an american makes is exactly the same
god fucking damn it you used my shitpost as a fucking basis for this thread i hate you belgium
Thank you for your service
make sure to tip him
>americans just buy new floor rugs every week instead of just taking off shoes inside
>+1
Thanks for the gold kind stranger.
Viva la america
Ofcourse it had to be your post, berserk burgbro. Couldn't be more perfect
one day you'll face justice for your actions
I might go down
But I will go down smiling smugly
>be french
>slip on ice and fall on your face
>wake up in brussels
>nurse informs you you have major brain damage
>you try to say something but you have a spastic fit yelling at the top of your lungs "be merigon! amerigon shot!"
>you are now clinically retarded
>you are now belgian™
WTF HOW DO YOU KNOW, WHO TOLD YOU??1