Someone paypal me $1000 so i can afford Uber Eats for the next few months

someone paypal me $1000 so i can afford Uber Eats for the next few months

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Kill and eat some kangaroo. They're free food, if you can help farmers get rid of em.

id rather burn alive than give you money

kangaroo sausage is actually delicious, so..

go burn alive then

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get your own dole money

Your virginity first

why should i when i can just take yours

i'm not a virgin anone

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I can get you that money user. You willing to do some paperwork? Come on nigga you want free money. Just gimme dat routing number.

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>I can just take yours
nope

Get the fuck out then virgins only allowed

I'll give you money, only if you use doordash tho

yeah

never used it in my life
still give me money

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prove it

sure, where are you?

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on the internet
dumbass

i will find you irl, and i will take your wallet and bank account information

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irl I would beat you to a pulp and have the mound of fat removed by a tip truck

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nerd, you'd be too busy beating off to Overwatch SFM to hear me break into your house

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I don't fap anymore
I have a gf to do that
also your fat ass would drown in the canal and be a weeks food for the shark

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FATASS

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i bet your gf is built like amy schumer

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you lost
what did you bet since you broke from eating too much junk food lazy fatass

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>you lost
prove it

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Case-less ammo isn't as useful as the Germans had originally thought hence why the G11 never took off even if it is lighter.
But I guess anything is good in Australia.

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Get a job nigger

>11
dubs confirm Your NEET-dom ends now OP.

>He is not a virgin

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STUPID CUNT WANKER GO SUCK A WALLABY'S ANUS

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