Does Jow Forums have any experience with prostitutes?

Does Jow Forums have any experience with prostitutes?
From the age of 18 until the age of 21, I had this 9/10 brunette whom I would visit on occasion - she would suck my cock whilst fingering my ass.
Best of all, whenever I would cum, she would look deep into my eyes and utter the following: "I've been a good girl, huh?"
God, I miss her.

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your mum wanted me to pay her
I left and stole her yoghurts on the way out

>prostitutes
I don't have a problem with them but they shouldn't expect anyone to love them once they retire!

what site or app do you use

escortguide.dk/

Gotcha.

Are you rich af or something? Prosies here in Denmark cost an insane amount of money. I personally go to [certain country], each major holiday, to get my dick wet, since danish girls are beyond shit and require insane levels of game. But anyway, where I go, it's 200 kr. per hour, while here, a fucking 1500, at least. Fucking piece of shit Denmark man, if it wasn't for the welfare, I wouldn't ever consider coming to this shithole, full of tryhard, pompous normiefags... god I fucking hate it here... anyway, are you rich or? 1500 kr. per hour is no small amount for most here, after all.

P-pls respond... I-I'm from Aalborg, by the way... feels like the capital of incels over 'ere, but I guess so is most of Europe, to a certain extent... 'specially for a bit of a run-down, lowly foreigner like me

Just save up, and limit your daily spending.

wait that's really gay dude what the fuck

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I'd much rather save up for when I'm going to that country then, much better use of your money, don't you think? Even though there are some days where you could really use it... but yes uh, delayed gratification in that sense, seems like a far more economically-mindful approach

Im a good virgin boye

so no I have not sullied my penis with any whore

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>having your asshole fingered
That’s pretty fucking gay

Like you have a choice

I do have a choice, thats why i refuse to do any nefarious deed

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Feels great, though.
Also, I don't think that you know the definition of "gay"; engaging in sexual activities with a female is by its very definition not gay.

The occasional rub-n-tug is nice. For a reasonable price, you get a half decent full body massage and a professional handy.

This is undefendable.
Why would pay for a handjob? The only point of prostitution is to pay for that which you cannot normally get.
If I could suck my own cock, prostitutes would be useless.

I pay for a full body massage with a happy ending. It's fully relaxing.

>kr
kronor, in Sweden?

Denmark, Norway & Sweden all use Kroner, merely diffferent variations.

oh

Sure, but why not just jerk off afterwards, and save the money?

A little Asian woman's soft hands feel better than my calloused man paws and the hj costs less than an hour of my wages. Also, they let me play with their tits and pussy when they're jerking me off. They also clean up the mess.

Interesting.

Nah.

Too afraid of disease. Had an STD scare a while back and although I'm clean I'm not risking anything.

lewdposting is rudeposting
do not post in this bad thread™ please

I'm sorry you feel that way

Fucked an Asian milf at a "massage parlor" the other week for ~$150USD. Tempted to do it again but i'm trying to save up for something so I really shouldn't.
>there was a ballet recital school next to the rub 'n tug
>tfw a bunch of hot dancer girls and normies saw me go in and out of there

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If it gets too well known, it gets shut down. How did you know about it?

Literally just looked it up on rubmaps lol. Couldnt sign up for an account but the site gives me a general sense of which AMPs are "okay" and which ones are actual legit message places

Nah you should what could go wrong

im like another month away from being able to finally afford a motorcycle if I can restrain myself and not make any dumb/large purchases between now and then

also she wasnt even hot, but like $120-150 for 1h of fucking seemed like a pretty good deal at the time

god I wish I was a 14 year girl earning $2000 a week

I've been to Chinatown in SF where they are on almost every street.

Things work a little different in Europe; we prefer our prostitutes to be of age.

>rubmaps
wtf lmao

Its hard out here for n*ggas who cant get pussy unless they pay for it

I don't think so.
Those young girls are freelancers, young.
They earn thousands per week.
and yes, they would be in Europe too