How can europoors even compete?

>how can europoors even compete?

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disgusting

>be american
>be fat

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He's bulletproof

Well he sure ain't buffetproof

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bud-um tiss

WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND THAT EUGENIA COONEY IS A RACCOON?!

Absolute unit

Thanks, dad.

How can that feel good

basically these people are so pathetic they think the temporary pleasure you get from eating is the only positive expirence they can obtain so they associate that with gaining weight. a well adjusted person gains pleasure from a wide variety of things such from eating , to a hobby, to exercising

>get shot
>bullet doesn't reach anything vital
>checkmate europoors

>how can europoors even compete?
I don't know how exactly, but in any case they could probably compete better at a marathon.

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Enjoyment, it’s degenerate but live and let live

>i dont know how exactly
>gives an answer on exactly how

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i cant accept this sorry. this goes against what a mentally healthy person should do. its one thing to get fat because you lead a busy life and you're older but its another to foster a community of individuals thats sole goal is to get even fatter

I meant if they couldn't compete better in any other way, they could still probably at least not have to hobble on fat legs

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>be French
>eat baguette

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>get called fat
>w-well you eat baguettes!!

its almost as if we aren't being butthurt or something
>we cant compete but we can compete
i actually do understand what you mean but your phrasing is strange

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HA HA HA THEY HAVE FUNNY NAME FOR BREAD ROLLS HA HA HA *shoots self*

>be Australian
>decide to shitpost
>Fire up computer
>connect to shitty 0.15md internet
>load VPN because government cucked the fuck out of everything because seeing medium or small sized titties is considered CP
>notice a strange noise coming from your PC tower
>as your investigating several of the most venomous snakes and spiders jump out and bite you in the balls
>go to hospital
>still dedicated to making shitpost
>connect to a much faster Chinese owned 5G internet
>solve reCAPATCHA
>eagerly waiting for American response
Meh I don't really care desu.

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Evolution in action. All the mass shootings have molded us to be better suited to our environment.

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>be American
>make block of greentext
>meh I don't really care desu
woo lad

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>live and let live

he won't be for much longer

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oh yeah you're right

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This must be a proxy.

>be american
>get shot
>be sven
>gay
>be french
>baggay
>be leaf
>fuck moose
>be Bahrain
>actually an Indian worker
>be british
>brixit
>be kiwi
Australia's twink boy
>be Brazilian
>be Brazilian

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>be jordan
>Saudi Arabia's twink boy

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I'm just bantering.

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i'm just shitposting

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We make more pizza than you get fucked

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gaining like 10 pounds would be alright, he's being a faggot at this weight. He's probably taking some sort of government assistance