Im eating porridge for the first time and it tastes like shit. What is Jow Forums up to?
Im eating porridge for the first time and it tastes like shit. What is Jow Forums up to?
Samuel Richardson
Levi Reyes
reading about how you eat shit for breakfast
Lucas Sanders
wondering if porridge is anything like oatmeal.
oatmeal isn't bad if you add alittle seasonings to it.
Chase Thompson
It's literally the same thing. It's one of those things that the brits use autistic names for like trousers amd trolley.
Julian Gray
mix a little cinnamon or sugar just brown sugar is good too if you want good taste
Camden Ramirez
Oatmeal is a type of porridge. Not all porridge is made from oats
Its what it is
It already has sugar
Luis Perry
try milk in it instead of water then, idk...
Good Suebi Morning either Good Suebi way.
Joshua Scott
you need brown sugar. brown.
Owen Clark
We only use brown sugar and stevia at home
Jose Lopez
goodest suebi...
*pat*
*pat*
Jordan Smith
Im never eating porridge again
Ian Collins
What is a porridge?
Matthew Cook
lole! suebi, you make me smile!
Mfw
Brandon Adams
I'm eating a cottage cheese dessert with condensed milk and coconut flakes
Joshua Lewis
Drinking Tangerine Lemonade and thinking about everything right now and I want to tell everyone!!!1
Henry Gomez
Garbage
Mhm
Adam Roberts
I somehow managed to acquire a fuck-tonne of pineapples, I'm thinking about turning them in to wine.
Alexander Wilson
You could also make pineapple pizza
Thomas Perry
maybe, but there's like a hundred or more of them, that's a lot of pizza
Justin Sullivan
How did you get all those pineapples
Benjamin White
I live in a semi-rural area and one of my drinking buddies is a pineapple farmer, so he sometimes gives produce he can't sell to supermarkets.
Kevin Wright
mhm
Josiah Davis
mhm
Aiden Martin
I just had my dinner with that autistic friend senpai. He somehow manage to suppress his autism so I decided to give him a second chance. I don't know how long can he suppresses it tho.
Zachary Green
>AUS id
I'll talk to the prime minister about getting you a 'Where the bloody hell are ya?' pass
Brandon Ward
thnx! lole
Aiden Wood
You are weak and you are never going to get rid off it.
You could try selling them
Bentley Carter
senpai is sounding like my grandpa
Luke Martin
I unironically get that name pretty often. Are you still working out? Any interesting plans for the weekend?
Kayden Jenkins
It doesn't feel right selling them, they kinda like gifts. right now I'm thinking about ways to process them into foodstuffs, maybe I'll dry some out to make dried pineapple lumps, I could also have my neighbour juice them. I probably use about half of what I got for brewing alcohol.
Charles Torres
idk my life is pretty fuck up right now
Aaron Baker
How so? Too much exams?
You could try making ice cream as well
Michael Barnes
yeah, the possibilities are almost endless.
Brody Harris
Come la boroña y los tortos de chorizo con sidra pedazo de cabrón sin gusto, eres asturiano y te pones a comer alpiste para pájaros con agua pensando que te van a dar alto valor nutricional proteico.
Hunter Robinson
I can't speak Suebi language but I know the image is hot
Daniel Gonzalez
I ate porridge because some aussie recommended it to me
Does your friend only grow pineapples? Most farmers here tend to grow a huge variety of stuff
Angel Ramirez
checked
Jose Hernandez
although the bulk of what he grows is pineapples he also has an avocado orchards and occasionally grown pumpkins.
Isaac Martin
Callate y alistate en el ejercito ya.
Carson Parker
also
>I ate porridge because some aussie recommended it to me
I don't know why an aussie would recommend porridge, we hardly eat it.
Jayden Rodriguez
What the heck is that thing?
I see a sausage inside.
I had some sausage earlier and it was awful even after cooking it well and mixing it with some good stuff.
Funny because it came in a gift basket and they try so hard to make it look fancy and expensive with the really nice packaging but then you go to eat it and you're like... damn this is terrible.
Looked something like pic related but maybe slightly nicer.
David Adams
Obligame
Idk he might just love eating garbage
Alexander Adams
No mereces la pena, escoria :^)
Christian Torres
maybe. I'm confused since a traditional aussie breakfast consists of steak, baked beans and savory mince.
Daniel Wright
It's called "boroña" and the process of cooking it could go beyond 3 days, me and my family used to cook a 20-25Kg boroña every year on summer with the neighbors. (in my grandma's house, she lives on the mountains)
Connor Rivera
Oatmeal can also be used to make oatmeal cookies which are pretty nice if made right.
Just need some sugar, butter, flower and an egg or two I think.
Samuel Walker
I cant believe ssp is asturian
I barely know cooking
Julian Smith
Que bonita es asturias y que asquerosos sois ambos :^)
Christian Davis
Sounds fun and it looks interesting.
Well its pretty simple but also you can mess it up pretty easily.
I made a bunch of batches and only like two came out well.
Jaxson Brown
Im the only spaniard on this board who isnt a passive aggressive faggot obssesed with sex tho
Its not like i dont want to learn i just dont have time
Logan Peterson
Shut the fuck up already namefaggot. Sage goes in all fields
Blake Lee
Your mom
Tyler Ramirez
kill yourself
Kevin Bennett
Pero eres asqueroso y autista.
:^)
Camden Hall
Die faggot
Matthew Mitchell
Drinking english cider while watching
Summit rn
Benjamin Murphy
Gonna eat then go down to the pub for a bit.
Noah Butler
Have you ever tried green goblin? Pretty tasty desu
Aaron Fisher
Die faggot
Easton Hughes
y si es autista que?
Jordan Harris
This
Ryder Lopez
Que ya tienes un amiguito como tu.
Adam Barnes
No, what is it? A drink?
I don't really drink anymore.
Elijah Brown
Yeah its an english cider i thought you might knew about it
Logan Butler
Ah, a cider? I thought it might be ale 'cause I've heard of a bunch of goblin-named ales.
I do like cider, maybe I'll try it sometime.
Luke Rivera
pues si puto estas celoso?
Nathaniel Morris
No, big homo
Robert Morgan
Im bored
Ethan Edwards
Pues ligate a este serparece que le gustas :^)
Logan Robinson
Why are you so obssesed with me
Lucas Russell
Me aburro y me gusta molestarte, por tonto
:^)
Nathan Richardson
Sal a beber o algo
Carson Rodriguez
oh no! faggots again!
Cameron Murphy
No.
Isaac Garcia
Your mom
Rarito :^)
Leo Miller
Lo dice el tio mas autista de asturias.
Luis Lewis
Pero tengo vida social...
Sebastian White
La de Jow Forums no cuenta.
Henry Adams
Cuenta x2
Joshua Hill
Bimp