God I love doing gay shit

God I love doing gay shit.

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stop it you can't do that

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Urre 2 late m8 i alreddy fappered my bepis to gaye sexe hehe!

shove that semen back down your urethra

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But it's already dried onto a tissue. Do I shove the tissue down as well? That might hurt

Thats hot

How to start doing gay shit?

First you need to take a photo of your boipussi and post it here.

it's the only way to undo the gay

no it's not
dumb russian

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Wear skinny jeans.

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Imagine pulling off someone's foreskin, peeing inside of benis and then shutting it tight with an office stapler wouldn't that be nice

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please no

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I wonder what would happen if you slid a straw down the penis hole and then blew a lot of air into it? Would it inflate?

It would probably tickle your bladders insides or you might get pee on your face like when you blow in a straw when its placed in water, but that of course depends on how deep you are going to push it inside

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ew

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Gay and rainbowpilled

i do not consume seminal fluid

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Dumb sounding fetishists

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You wish you were

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shutupshutupshutupshutup

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dumb eunuchfag

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Prove it

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>CHOP OFF YOUR PENIS
guess who i am quoting?

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some maniac probably

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hmmm okay keep an eye out, I've heard they like deviant things such as 'pee' and 'guro' too

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So do I. Did I mention I'm Jewish and so that means I'm one of God's chosen people which means it's OK to be gay

Well thats pretty based not gonna lie, thanks for the warning anyways

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but i am not gay
i just like to big guys with big package

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