You wake up in a cute boy's body dressed in a playboy girl costume, far away from home...

You wake up in a cute boy's body dressed in a playboy girl costume, far away from home. What would you do in this situation?

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taxi home, get changed, post on Jow Forums

How far? And where exactly?

go home but keep the playboy costume

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post a picture of myself on Jow Forums and tease the boys

100 miles away in another city
in a back alley
with no possessions other than the clothes

way to rig the stupid fucking game
i kill myself now

Smoke the remainings of my crack pipe

okay, okay, you can have some money and the keys to your house, geez

thas right

go on a killing spree offing fags and trannies in the hopes that my body will swap back

you niggas gay

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I would bang my head and scream about my change.

be excited

I wouldn't, I'm still at home going about my daily routine.
Absolutely insufferable, all of you.

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They are cute though!

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Really? I hope to make front page news that a sissy fag in a bunny outfit hit a new high score

Become a cute guy’s pet!

where exactly am i?
in some strangers home or?
if i'm in a building i try to see if someone is in there with me and try to get answers from him such as where is this, why am i here and how did this happen.
other than that i'd go on with my life happy with the change and find another bunny boy to be with

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Contact the police and explain them I got kidnapped?

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good answer :3

Go on bant posting my boi pucci and fuck anyone in the area. After I'd have them take me to the next location to bang more bantelopes. By the end of it nobody would be a virgin and everyone would be gay.
Miles of dick nigga.

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aw normie, ur so sweet ^^

I'd fuck you first qt monkey u3u

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so good~ :3

put clothes on
go home

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Okay now I'm turned on for cute brown Brazilian boi buttes. Boi pucci nao favela monkey!

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b-but i'm fair skinned

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absolutely based
>100 miles away in another city
>in a back alley
Closest city is 800km away.
So freeze to death.

How fair? Wrist post? Nao? Plz?

fucking faggots

ITS THE GAY ICY AGAIN

>You wake up in a cute boy's body dressed in a playboy girl costume, far away from home. What would you do in this situation?
idk

>100 miles away in another city
so in my case maybe New York City
>in a back alley
walk out into broad daylight (or into a populated central area)
>with no possessions other than the clothes
ask to borrow some one's phone and have my cousin pick me up

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knee them in the fucking chin and call them out on their degenerate bullshit

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>KUqm ID
that was a close one

Why is it so hard to lose 15 pounds. I could look like this but with a bigger ass

jack off obviously

Its not hard at all.
Why is it so hard to gain 15 pounds is the real question.

>no brazilian master bf

I never understood how people have trouble gaining weight. Just eat high calorie shit all day

take off the faggot outfit and walk home

what i usually do
go to the club and have lots of ballslapping buttsecks

Let him in and offer in a cigarette, I don't know what he's been through but no doubt it was pretty rough.

I ate 3,500 calories, plus a gallon of whole milk a day and I peaked at 175 Ibs. High metabolism has its perks and downsides

First I would attempt suicide.
If that doesn't work I'd try to get some hard drugs, take half and sell them at a profit as a means to continue getting hard drugs. With any luck I'd either start a cartel or OD.