Fuck yeah, my centrelink has been approved, so I'm gonna move out of my dads...

Logan Green
Logan Green

fuck yeah, my centrelink has been approved, so I'm gonna move out of my dads place and live the neet life.

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Kevin Johnson
Kevin Johnson

Ok have fun

Adam Gomez
Adam Gomez

I will.
$1500 a fortnight.

Parker White
Parker White

Did someone say fortnite ?

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Jayden Russell
Jayden Russell

nice can we all come and live with you?

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Gabriel Lopez
Gabriel Lopez

$1500 a fortnite
fucking how??

Nathan Morris
Nathan Morris

ok. do you wanna watch kinnikuman with me?

Alexander Cooper
Alexander Cooper

by not being an abo or an immigrant and by having a legitimate reason.

Benjamin Lewis
Benjamin Lewis

I would unironically and literally pay to live in a house

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Ayden Reyes
Ayden Reyes

legitimate reason.
So what's yours?

Mason Johnson
Mason Johnson

do you have 8 kids ands a wife then?

Dominic Ortiz
Dominic Ortiz

sounds fun yes pleease

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Easton Baker
Easton Baker

How user. Tell us your secrets

Jose Jackson
Jose Jackson

i got one.
2 floors, guest room, sauna, small orchard and garden outside.

Lucas Garcia
Lucas Garcia

Nice try town rapist

Owen Brown
Owen Brown

I have a medical condition (which I won't tell you) and I used to have a full-time job working 50+ hours a week.

Luis Murphy
Luis Murphy

ok literal retard

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Mason Martinez
Mason Martinez

How old are you? Roughly, no interrogation

Chase Reyes
Chase Reyes

22

Jeremiah Turner
Jeremiah Turner

i'm being serious but okay

Brayden Lee
Brayden Lee

still wouldn't get you that much
medical conditions just make you exempt from all that job search bs and just because you used to have a job means nothing
you only get extra bucks for dependants and rent assistance

Dylan Lopez
Dylan Lopez

Getting work cover as well? Have any kids? Strayan here too. What's your plan?

Nicholas Roberts
Nicholas Roberts

Living as a neet sounds extremely boring

Benjamin Mitchell
Benjamin Mitchell

It is, but you kind of get over it after a few years.

Ethan Carter
Ethan Carter

You try to lift something incorrectly as a first-year-apprentice or junior labourer in Australia, slip a disc, and yell "Me spine! He broke me fucken spoiiine!" at your boss. Then you get an immediate wage from a government department that specialises in harassing employers, and get even more money directly from the government if you choose to sit on your arse and whinge about it instead of taking up the free medical.

Bonus points every time your third girl pops out her fifth kid. Baby bonus is still around $4k yeah? Buy a new set, and throw the old one through the front window of your commission home, which employs another willing and eager bloke to fix it.

You're living the life OP.

Angel Ortiz
Angel Ortiz

i'm unironically going to do that

fuck the goverment and heil goverment money

Benjamin Cox
Benjamin Cox

Don't dude. Do you see yourself as being independent and resilient with money in the bank at middle age, or as a toothless chain-smoking single dad of 8 who dabbles in ice, and owes his rented two-bedroom unit to the guvmint cos me ferken spoins broke?

Centrelink only applies to long-term nothing-cunts. Don't aspire to be a nothing-cunt

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