fuck yeah, my centrelink has been approved, so I'm gonna move out of my dads place and live the neet life.
Fuck yeah, my centrelink has been approved, so I'm gonna move out of my dads...
Ok have fun
$1500 a fortnight.
Did someone say fortnite ?
nice can we all come and live with you?
$1500 a fortnite
ok. do you wanna watch kinnikuman with me?
by not being an abo or an immigrant and by having a legitimate reason.
I would unironically and literally pay to live in a house
So what's yours?
do you have 8 kids ands a wife then?
sounds fun yes pleease
How user. Tell us your secrets
i got one.
2 floors, guest room, sauna, small orchard and garden outside.
Nice try town rapist
I have a medical condition (which I won't tell you) and I used to have a full-time job working 50+ hours a week.
ok literal retard
How old are you? Roughly, no interrogation
i'm being serious but okay
still wouldn't get you that much
medical conditions just make you exempt from all that job search bs and just because you used to have a job means nothing
you only get extra bucks for dependants and rent assistance
Getting work cover as well? Have any kids? Strayan here too. What's your plan?
Living as a neet sounds extremely boring
It is, but you kind of get over it after a few years.
You try to lift something incorrectly as a first-year-apprentice or junior labourer in Australia, slip a disc, and yell "Me spine! He broke me fucken spoiiine!" at your boss. Then you get an immediate wage from a government department that specialises in harassing employers, and get even more money directly from the government if you choose to sit on your arse and whinge about it instead of taking up the free medical.
Bonus points every time your third girl pops out her fifth kid. Baby bonus is still around $4k yeah? Buy a new set, and throw the old one through the front window of your commission home, which employs another willing and eager bloke to fix it.
You're living the life OP.
i'm unironically going to do that
fuck the goverment and heil goverment money
Don't dude. Do you see yourself as being independent and resilient with money in the bank at middle age, or as a toothless chain-smoking single dad of 8 who dabbles in ice, and owes his rented two-bedroom unit to the guvmint cos me ferken spoins broke?
Centrelink only applies to long-term nothing-cunts. Don't aspire to be a nothing-cunt