Say a cool fact about your country in this thread

say a cool fact about your country in this thread

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better than everyone

We used to have Germans and Poles till Stalin killed them all
Vikings invaded us in 700s
We used to have war with Ottomans
Baku used to be international trade center
First metro in Baku opened in 1967

we suck

I have two countries, one of birth and one of citizenship, but fuck dual-citizenship.

I’m not really sure if there’s anything cool about us anymore

What you mean, back-to-back world war champs, Michael Phelps, Carmelo Anthony.

did you know norway has sharks? i didn't before i looked it up.
this is the biggest one, the basking shark. he's a long boi, up to 13 meters

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it bad very bad

it bad very bad

based basking shark

anyway there's basking sharks here too, they're quite abundant at the moment

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poland maybe didnt take muslim immigrants, however we have taken in about 2.5 million ukrainian migrants. they assimilated very well and people like them

We won a worldwide olive oil competition
That's gotta count for something, right?

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best country on planet earth other countries want to be like us but instead they just suck our cock

they evolved to suck whale penisess

we have more than 50 different names for the penis

We have a unique style of government all overseen by a royal.

mlody super mario zbiera monety mysli do przodu i boli niestety

siusiak pisiak pisior penis kutas chuj kutong

unique flag

mój penis jest bardzo duży, powinieneś go ssać

We have the tallest dinosaur

pichula tula callampa coronta casco aleman salchicha peazo corneta hongo cabeza de aba falo caezon cariñoso el cuchareador el amigo el castiga maracas

geysers are called so because of a geyser in Iceland named Geysir, which could be translated to "Erupter"

how's Azerbaijan doing user?

Our Capital, Brasilia, looks like an airplane from above.
>pic related

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pinga poronga nutria pija japi trozo pito trozo el venoso canelon garcha pendorcho marcelo el sable

first on the moon.

why

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>completely self unaware as a nation

there are none

ye dawg

italy looks like a boot

America is one of the oldest stable constitutional republic.

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