/goat/ #3

Wanna know what happened?

My """cat""" turned out to be a big friend.
We went outside, to an "adventure".
A fun one, at least. Yeah...
I still met some monsters, and they were wondering what I was doing on a big cat.
"I was just having fun", I said.

But, that stuff aside. I don't know what to do at all. I don't know anything to do in life, and that's good.

That's what I can say about this one.

>pic related of what happened.

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I wish I could destroy that face.

I wish I could cum on your face.

But I'm too good to have cum...

aren't you like 13
i'm also keeping this one

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No, I'm not 13 anymore.
However, things have changed at that age...

could have fooled me

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Sometimes, I don't fool. :(

And just a quick bump to say this

I like this board because it's like a new home.

good boy,
you can have your cum

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I thought the fbi told me not to taste cum, haha...

It's probably healthier to taste cum than getting drunk all the time. Stop listening to the FBI.

Don't worry, I d-don't always listen to them.

Yeah.

what kind of furry degenerate are you
feet?

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What about alcohol brewed from fermented cum?

FUCK YOUUUUUUU JACK YOU PIECE OF SHIT SCUMBAG AMERICUNT YOU TAINT YOU CUNT YOU ABSOLUTE MONGRTEL I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU ARE THE NIGGEREST IN THIS FUCKING BOARD IN MY FUCKIGN BOARD HOW FUCKING DARE YOU PIECE OF SHIT PIFECE OF MOTHER KEKING SHIT I WILL CYUCK YOUR FATHER AND YOU YOU FAGGOT

>7537059
I'm a special "furry degenerate" who just shitposts as he pleases.

Haha, one day in this year...
Just like finding a nice 9, I'll probably find on-topic.

Sounds nutritious

I had to fight someone today, too.

Don't know who is was, probably some random jester.
Foolish, indeed.

Anyway, now that everything's settled...
I would like to find a book to read.

based

Hmm, just found one. It has no name though

Oh no, I read it at the most suspenseful part.

It's about the world revolving, and ending.
I guess it's not pleasant after all!

Great, I hear meowing :)
I guess the cat wants milk... again.
But then again, why would they consume it??

(Gee, I guess this is what I meant by on topic. Having a fantasy life like this.)

WHAT DID YOU DO

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I don't know, but it's not my fault he got attracted

congrats on the bf
proud of you
don't put out on first date

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okay-

Haha... I fed the cat.

I don't know what to do in this orange house. God.

I'm... c-c-confused.

Eh, it's just me thinking weird thoughts.
I guess I'll go back to my daily doings.

Here, kitty kitty. Do something.

hhhi

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Hi, I was bored and went on an adventure ;w;

ok

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WHAT DID HE DO.

Well, I didn't do someone's mother

After all, they prohibited me from doing it.

Damn you, FBI. Why do I even contact them.

The cat is now sitting next to me.

He's wondering why I was reading that book.
I told him because I don't know.

I still didn't know what to do hahahahaha

Holy shit, you know what

I'd love to go to the woods, but my human and his cat would get lost.

Which is pretty much why I bought a collar... I wouldn't be using it as that would be weird.

Only kinky furries use a collar to pet their anthro shit.

Whoops, I entered sicko mode again.

F-fuck me. What do I do.

"Meow", he said.

Haha. I'm weird.

Seriously, though.
My cat keeps meowing. Is he saying something?? Haha...

Hmmmm~, possibly. Those meows assemble animal speech. If one of the Anonymous is named "Chen", then they'll decoded the message being given to you.

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Ha... okay. I'm almost creeped out.

Haaaaaaagh. Ouch, a spear

I think they're trying to say they're purrfect...

My world is weird, but in a good way.
I don't know who I'll meet today or tomorrow, but hopefully I have some kind of party.

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A nice party that I'll enjoy by myself, my cat... my goat...
Everyone, I guess?

Yeah, we'll see.

I don't know. Parties are usually hell-like.

But this one? I'm keeping it at a calming level.

Yep. A calming level.
None of that rapping shit.
None of spilling drinks, making messes.
Just like a tea party... we usually have some quiet time.

I just saw someone that looked like Asgore... or maybe that was just me.

Yeah.

my cat was apparently watching something...
something about a cat he was in love with.
it was something special.

...Just something special.

It was a pink cat... nothing else.

Ahh. I like it.

god fucking kys
stop posting these shitty drawings and bumping them faggot

>Saudi Arabia
No thank you. I do what I please.

I also don't give a shit about what they say.

Okay, you know what
FUCK IT
JUST FUCK IT
I'M GONNA STOP GETTING DRUNK NOW

Okay, we are having fun like children.

Ah crap.

I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID

meow meow.

kys

kiss yourself

bump powers

i still love my cat and you'll never stop me

disgusting

Relax, it's nothing bad.

I went to school with someone who put a broom handle up a cat. It sounds similar.

Huh... well, I still wouldn't even do it.

Haha.... do I even feel like a bleating goat?

If so, then i would keep this up.

Bump.

Me and my cat fought some ice king.

And now he's in the hospital.

I hope for him to get well soon, but I don't wanna fight him again.

I AM THE ALMIGHTY GOAT BOY.

Meow meow to my cat.

Yeah boy.

okay so i've been asleep for an hour... and i felt safe with a kangaroo

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I don't know why, but it was probably to save myself from all the shit I've done on here.