Be me

>be me
>go on Jow Forums
>post shitposts of drawings
>act schizophrenic
>have a good time
>doesn't give a fuck
>suddenly posts face
>have a bad time
>but user i'm not ugly
>hurr durr too bad fatty
>holy shit i just fucked up guys

How to make more accurate?

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>posts waifu unironically

what the fuck are you doing

i'm being the very best like no one ever was

seriously get a haircut thats some of the worst hair I have ever seen

I don't wanna look like a chad :(

you will never have to worry about that i promise

ngghhhh... i'll think about it

well I tried

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eh, it's alright...?

Im learning to draft houses not people. I just started doing this yesterday cause I felt like it. pic related is what I drew yesterday

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fucking hell now i can't talk

dont even draft houses by hand anymore (cause computers) but my prof. got us into the habit of freehand drawing in spare time.

wut why?

because i'm not good at talking sadly.. baa

why u sad?

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Are you chris-chan brother?

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No. I've never knew him.

Fuck off you retarded nigger

I'm a cracker, sir!

look at this fatggot

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Where did you get that? Could've been an imposter

lmao you're one ugly cunt

I am not the ugly.

=

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You're right. I am the combination of human's work.

Oh my god

God's plan.

have you ever showered in your life

yes

Sorry I offended you the other day but mate you are REALLY ugly. Like slightly mutated or something. It's very important to see the truth before being able to change it.

have you showered within the past week

I'm not even that ugly, kiddo.

yes i have
what about you, kid

have you showered today

Yes. I have showered today. I feel cleaner.

why do you look like you dont shower

Because that was earlier or something, kiddo

post a new pic to prove youve showered

Dude... I just showed you proof.

>Requesting nudes from an underage boy.
Kys.

If he's underage, how is he here?
Checkmate, atheists.

no you didnt
>>nudes
what did he mean by this

It's funny of you to think a goat is underage. I am not accepting that fact.

HOLY FUCK WHY IS THERE A FISH IN MY HOUSE. WHAT DOES SHE WANT FROM MEEEE

GOD I JUST WANNA FUCKING SPIN HER LIKE A TOP

YES

>Sometimes I can't tell if you're a fruit or a vegetable.

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>caring about what autistic incel cumskins think about on an imageboard
Kek

hmm

le too much chromosomes mutt face

are you like fucking blind

what' your name retardo rodriguez?

cum tribute thread

no. Retardo isn't a valid name

you looks like a retardo, retardo

>It's funny of you to think a goat is underage

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H-h-hey.... w-why do I f-feel scared now?

Best post.

I will fuck a goat

You look happy. Are you a guy or girl tho?

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...A guy...?

Yep.

Goddamn you’re even fatter than I thought!

Nothing in my fat is spreading.

Shut up you island nigger

>island nigger

I hate meanies.

You and Pinkybong are the 2 new clowns of this place. Enjoy and keep at it so we can have fun.

I'm a bigger clown tbqh

I actually like you more, you just talk to yourself, he talks to himself to us, which is cringe

I'm not gay but I would totally hate fuck Ralsei while pulling hair out of his head and feeding it to him

That's scary and unsettling

oh boy i love it

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I wish this thread was on-topic to what I had posted... it seems like a waterfall of shitposting~

because all of your other threads are all strictly on-topic, high quality discussions

I get it now

I warned you against doing this kid, but now you've done it to yourself twice.

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I would've listened if I weren't drunk so much

Sounds like he ain't kiddin

Also there's this

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oh

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You're right. I'm an "autist".

same

I can't wait to get home and make some OC. Never should've posted your face.

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Well my blind ass thought this was instagram.

Lmao, levity is a good sign for being able to take the things that are coming.

Levity could be lamer too.

Oh yeah, now I'm crying.

Stop being a baby were just messing with you. /bantz/

Oh.

I should've took every soul.

Yeah, that's right.
I should've took every single soul from every single user on here

....
(Now you're being greedy.)

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Haha... but it's something I never done before.

I mean... I'm not gonna do it now.

Maybe when I'm really ready for revenge

....
(Cheer up, the worst that can happen is that you become meme famous.)
....
(You've done nothing you advertised on here that you can get in trouble for IRL.)

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What a weird larp you've added to the mix

That's 'cause I'm not much of an advertiser.
I'm just someone who is bored.