Share your darkest secrets with me, Jow Forums

Share your darkest secrets with me, Jow Forums.

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i dont have any

I didn't wear my seatbelt to the gas station just now

I have thought about trying to fuck a dog and even worked out the logistics when I was 13. Had a dog was horny and things happened.
Long story short no peepee but I now know what dog insides feel like and don't want anything to do with it.
Shit was not cash money fampai.

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How do you live with yourself?

I fucked an anime girl before getting a waifu

i pour milk before cereal

I'm into bondage. But more wholesome and cute.
I have a story if you want.

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Why?

I remember it was 14 years ago and get the fuck over how dumb I was. We all do dumb shit nigga.
At least I didn't fuck her.
That's nothing compared to the time I almost raped a girl with my dude bro at 14.

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Not today CIA

meh sure

this universe is a simulation and im the one running it
i run these simulations because i like watching trillions of meaningless entities suffer
and when there are some people who are enjoying their life i ignore them. i act as if they dont even exist
your purpose is to suffer and to entertain me

despite having the age and experience to know well better, I still have childishly romanticized notions about intimate relationships

If you run this universe why the fuck would you make yourself lithuanian?

I am god. ama

>be me
>be 14
>discover bondage fetish 2 years ago
>go to friends for sleepover
>I really wanted to get tied up, so I asked him if he would
>"user? Why do you want me to do that?"
>explain fetish
>he understands cause he had a fetish too
>he agrees
>isthisthereallife.jpg
>he tapes me up, gags and blindfolds me
>cuddle next to his leg while he plays vidya
>"Hey user? What if I did this?"
>taps my boner
>get flustered
>now I got feelings for him
>stay like that for an hour
>he untapes me
>don't talk about it for the rest of the night

He says he never wants to do it again. But mark my words I will convince him to do it again.

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why not

stop questioning me
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I thought that was normal

Who in the godfuck are you quoting?

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Well I don't really have anything else then. I'm an extremely unsecretive person. I usually go by that thing Marcus Aurelius said about not thinking about anything you would be embarrassed to say. Which is probably a bit easier for me, since I don't have a particularly strong sense of shame. Unembarrassing thoughts precede unembarrassing actions.

My hoping-to-be-boyfriend

How old are you

Currently 19

I want to domestically abuse my wife Miko Iino. Pic related, it's her.

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Cutie.

Totally. The best part, she likes it.

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img ay

you're a bad person. Miko is for giving headpats and telling her she's a good girl

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