Share your darkest secrets with me, Jow Forums.
Share your darkest secrets with me, Jow Forums
i dont have any
I didn't wear my seatbelt to the gas station just now
I have thought about trying to fuck a dog and even worked out the logistics when I was 13. Had a dog was horny and things happened.
Long story short no peepee but I now know what dog insides feel like and don't want anything to do with it.
Shit was not cash money fampai.
How do you live with yourself?
I fucked an anime girl before getting a waifu
i pour milk before cereal
I'm into bondage. But more wholesome and cute.
I have a story if you want.
Why?
I remember it was 14 years ago and get the fuck over how dumb I was. We all do dumb shit nigga.
At least I didn't fuck her.
That's nothing compared to the time I almost raped a girl with my dude bro at 14.
Not today CIA
meh sure
this universe is a simulation and im the one running it
i run these simulations because i like watching trillions of meaningless entities suffer
and when there are some people who are enjoying their life i ignore them. i act as if they dont even exist
your purpose is to suffer and to entertain me
despite having the age and experience to know well better, I still have childishly romanticized notions about intimate relationships
If you run this universe why the fuck would you make yourself lithuanian?
I am god. ama
>be me
>be 14
>discover bondage fetish 2 years ago
>go to friends for sleepover
>I really wanted to get tied up, so I asked him if he would
>"user? Why do you want me to do that?"
>explain fetish
>he understands cause he had a fetish too
>he agrees
>isthisthereallife.jpg
>he tapes me up, gags and blindfolds me
>cuddle next to his leg while he plays vidya
>"Hey user? What if I did this?"
>taps my boner
>get flustered
>now I got feelings for him
>stay like that for an hour
>he untapes me
>don't talk about it for the rest of the night
He says he never wants to do it again. But mark my words I will convince him to do it again.
why not
stop questioning me
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I thought that was normal
Who in the godfuck are you quoting?
Well I don't really have anything else then. I'm an extremely unsecretive person. I usually go by that thing Marcus Aurelius said about not thinking about anything you would be embarrassed to say. Which is probably a bit easier for me, since I don't have a particularly strong sense of shame. Unembarrassing thoughts precede unembarrassing actions.
My hoping-to-be-boyfriend
How old are you
Currently 19
I want to domestically abuse my wife Miko Iino. Pic related, it's her.
Cutie.
Totally. The best part, she likes it.
img ay
you're a bad person. Miko is for giving headpats and telling her she's a good girl