Hmm, should I go to the pub again like last week frens?

Hmm, should I go to the pub again like last week frens?

It was dead last time though.

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No. Don't take that life, user-sama

I don't drink though, I'm driving.

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Eh, you don't need to drive there. The pub's still lame

did you have a good time last time fren

No, it was dead. It was a Friday night, usually Saturdays are busier.

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But I want a girlfriend

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>not going to the pub on a Saturday night

OP are you homosexual?

Wheres Pinky? He's the expert on pubs

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Na just go to your friends house with your crew. There is probably beer over there.

I don't have any friends

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Yes you fucking do idiot. Spam the snapchat group. Don't assume they don't care about you.

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Just go mate, kill some time. Who knows, might meet someone.

Whats a pub?

a bar

omfg how rarted can you be

Someone mention going to the pub?

being dead sounds like a good time tho

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Should I go Pinky, it will be busy tonight with drunken tarts.

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You really need to ask? Have a great night in the pub user!

but last time I went nobody spoke to me, I didn't feel anxious being around people but I felt sad that there was nobody to hang out with.

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Just chill at the bar...

do people ever speak to you?

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No, they just smile at you, like you are some sort of fucking weirdo. Then you enter with conversation. It's a bit like fishing. And yes, you can catch things you wish you hadn't. But all is fun in the pub dating game.

I'm here now it's busy I don't know what to do

shit and fart and shit

Order a drink. Remain at the bar. Get your phone out, and pretend you are texting "real life friends". Of course you havn't got anybody, but they don't know that. Instead, take a based pic of the bar you are inn and post the cunt in this thread, to prove i'm not wasting my time on a bullshitting fool. Deliver and i'll guarantee you a shag tonight using my advice alone hahaha

I bet you wish your were OP now lol

If not, you are indeed a complete fool

>dead
?

do you like to dance fren? what music scene do you like fren?

nobody there

Back now I'm not going again, just full of drunks. It's awful going to a pub when you're sober and on your own. I'm just gonna tell the girl I like at work how much I like her. I hope she comes in I've not seen her for a week.

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You have a good taste in frogs

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Idiot! You need to get drunk at the bar!!! No wonder you failed.

bumpé

fuck

id go, have a chat with bartender, if bar's dead he must be dying of boredom in there

I want to kiss her

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69 id
wew

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