Give me girlfriend (male) right fucking now

Give me girlfriend (male) right fucking now

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get one yourself, also get me a beer while you're up.

based 30yo boomer

implying

U r tho

REVIVED THIS THREAD

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girlfriend (male) (female) (male) (male) here, ask me anything

with no survivors(male)

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Go out and get one or step aside for someone willing to put in the work.

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will you be my gf irl (online)?

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Hmmmm~, negative Anonymous.

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I'm a guy

I know.

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Oh, okay.

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yey now I have an internet girlfriend (male) and an internet boyfriend (male). Don't be jealous Normie I still love you

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Thought provoking

It's actually accurate tbdesu. So many guys just sit around wishing for stuff and don't actually put any energy into getting it. They get nowhere and wallow in self-pity. Don't be that guy. You might not get what you're looking for, you might end up with something entirely different, but at least you put effort in, which puts you miles above other guys.

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Hey cutie, let's date

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discord thread

Cute traps dm me

humanity was a mistake

hey boi what's happening? I'm a bit drunk atm to be completely desu

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Hey babe, send me some drank

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are you sure you can HANDLE my drank?

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Can you handle the big american d*ck

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How big on a scale of sub micro penis to /d/ tier?

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Are you into uncut thick benis? Give a throw away email bb

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I'll admit I like uncut waaaay more than cut but to be 100% desu I'm so sexually lethargic irl that you could be gorgeous, naked in my bed and I'd still be eh about doing stuff. I'm mainly just in it for the shits gigs n banter

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