the government is cutting off my neetbux if I don't hurry up and get a job.
what's an easy and painless way I can injure myself so I don't have to get a job?
The government is cutting off my neetbux if I don't hurry up and get a job
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just tell them you need it to buy your son's school gear so he doesn't get called no-bag
Fucking cennalink
Get a job, fag
no, I don't wanna!
YES EAT IT YOU LAZY CUNT
NO MORE TAX PAYER MONEY FOR YOU
Sleep on the road.
youtube.com
Get yourself sectioned.
cut off your dick
it’s not like you use it anyway
>get drunk
>go outside
>encounter almost any animal you have there
Then again, it'd probably not be painless when you sober up.
Be homeless and steal from wagies
You wont hurt yourself, pussy. Now pick up that spatula and START FLIPPING!
Also why does Burger King call themselves Hungry Jack's in Australia?
>pic related
Fuck with one
fag
move in with me
I'll take care of your basic needs as long as you act as my personal body pillow for snuggling while i watch anime or sleep
what a poof
koalas aren't really that dangerous.
you just have to be careful they don't give you chlamydia.
Maybe it's a drop bear.
What do you think i meant? :)
Just attempt sewercide and break ur neck
>injure yourself
user, convince them you have mental health issues. They get real easy on you when you have mental health issues. You need to get a psychologist to confirm it.
i have been casually thieving off the government for like 5 years how do you even get it cut off