Femanon here, ask me anything

Femanon here, ask me anything

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Femanon here, AMA

Bitch get out this is my thread

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hag id
there are not enough keks in this world

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>hag

More proof than OP provided

do females have soul?

>SOs
are you being held against your will?

>hag

Go away hag
Maybe but if I do I already promised Satan he could have mine
Yes
Send help

oh no
I dialed triple 9 but nothing happened

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>hot

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why are there so many deus ex avatars on youtube? i'm not keeping up with the memes

Are you hot?
What about you?

35 celcius is pretty hot

pink hag id get!

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Have you ever pet a kangaroo?

I don't know what you mean.
I'd rate myself a 7/10. Maybe an 8 if I could be bothered to put the effort it.

I have actually, not very big ones though

Nice. I've met men from England but for some reason never an English woman in real life. Apparently you ladies don't consider visiting Cincinnati a high priority. Can't say I blame you. The weather is awful and the people are cliquish here.

Make me a sandwich *slap*

62 yr old man here. ama

inb4 enlarged prostate or gtfo

inb4 I forget

:stopmusic:

Did you vote for Ross Perot?

I'd come visit but I don't leave my house
Ok but you have to come get it
Stop hijacking my attentionwhore thread grandpa

Show us your flappy tits.

Trannies are not women

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>Barf

> I don't leave my house

Are you just joking or are you really a shut in?

>Show us your flappy tits.

OP, I like this guy's plan about showing us your boobs. I'm not seeing a downside here.

I'm joking. Also I'm a man.

>Also I'm a man.

I won't tell anyone as long you don't tell anyone my secret. I'm really a sentient sea turtle.

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Sea turtles are already sentient ya dingus

Do you like my wife's Jackdaw?

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Post feet or it didnt happen

>hag id get

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how big is your dick?

how are women's penises?

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yeah it's cute
no
I'd measure it but my mum is sitting in the same room atm
Smooth and feminine. Mine is, at least.

You know the rules. Post em

can you send a photo of your belly button? :)

Can I succ you pp?

Vocaroo/time stamp

How’d you end up on here?

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even better if you're a man, show tits pls

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