*CRASH* *BLAM*

The handle of the window.
*ALLI OOP*
And Im out.
So long NIGGER.

This distracts the negro long enough for my gf to escape.

Loaded gun with one in the chamber, flip the safety off and empty the clip.
I think legally your best shot is to just mag dump into a criminal so that you kill them and you can just say you were scared and reacted. If they hit the ground and you shoot then you could catch a murder charge from forensic bullet angles

Are you allowed to have a baseball bat?

>American actually believes nobody outside of USA is allowed to own a gun
Cute.

I would grab my Rhodesian friends

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My video camcorder and a box of tissues

>america
>white

Laugh as he falls into the shit-smeared punji stakes I have concealed behind my door.

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His juicy BBC

I've been a fan of Jon Jones since forever. he's such an awkward fighter. you don't see many lanky wrestlers with his strength. it's a shame he has pillow fists though.

The joke is anyone in poland being able to afford one

>USA
>whites

U thought that until the Russian BVLLS showed up to your doorstep

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a refugee

>my cum crusted, black mold growing (washing is such a hassle), Riley reid flesh light, with extra electrical tape grips (also to help seal the cracks in the body)

>THIS NIGGER ISN'T GOING TO STEAL MY GIRLFRIEND

Samefag

My plastic cup for a drug test

Possibly eye protection glasses

>America
>white

a job application

I'd be pretty happy if Jon Jones turned up at my house unannounced. Greatest MMA fighter desu

I grab my knife, and slit his throat then fuck my Nazi GF.

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Shut up potato

Duh, grab 12 ga. If your answer isn’t “grab nearest and most lethal self defense weapon to repel invader”, you deserve to be raped in a gimp suit.

I grab my pissjug, unscrew the cap, and throw it at his head

>you don't see many lanky wrestlers with his strength
Steroids. He’s popped numerous times and Covington outed him. How this nigger fraud has any fans is beyond me.

Read nigger! Read!

>USA
>not getting shot

The regulations are pretty strict but you are allowed to own a gun in Poland.

yeah, I was really disappointed about his steroid use. I loved him in the beginning of his career though when he was a young buck (lol).

>not wearing lvl 3 all the time

A knife. Someone post the webm of the nigger getting his dick sliced off.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8

his neck

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Drag him by his ears back to Dana and scold him.

>your girlfriend
Yeah about that...

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>implying a picogram has performance enhancing benefits

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He’s been abusing roids since college. His legacy is tainted.

Mossberg to put the dumb nigger out of his misery for breaking his foot trying to kick down a iron barred, steel-clad, solid oak door with 4 inch bolts and 8 inch framing.

>Steroids
>picograms or turanibol

pssssh, nothing personnel kid

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>offer him cocaine
>situation diffused

AYO LIL DONNIE

No

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My dick because there's apparently a female in my house and I am going to find her and he's gonna wait in line.

>not having one already uncapped and half full for quick releases.
come on user.

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A camera.
I will claim to be his father and then attempt to give him a hug. He will either run in terror *because I'm completely naked* or embrace me. Upon which I will take many pictures of my dick touching his leg and then call him a faggot later over the internet for luls.

>Trusting in juries, and not just dumping the body in a bad part of town.
It wouldn't even make it into the news, and be written off as black on black violence.

Since its just low iq negro i would grab my machete… otherwise CZ 75

*Picks up phone and threatens to call USADA*

>What's the first thing you grab?

His dick.
He can't rape my gf if I've already milked him dry.

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a job application

Wouldnt last a round with jones tbf

Not just that this guy fights like a nigger. He pokes eyes and kicks knees.

Nice cope, nigger lover.

>point to the bloody bundle wrapped in a tarp on the floor.

Are you old enough to own and wield one?

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>my nigglet is my world

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Don't be ignorant.

>draws my anderson silva

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Sven? Are you on holiday?

Is that the guy that shattered his leg kicking that white guy?

Does the average black REALLY not wear deodorant?

Saiga is always loaded and right next to me in the living room. In the office I got my bottom bitch Mossberg 500 ready to throw some federal buck. In my bedroom is my blonde bombshell ar-15. All these bitches ready for me to grab em by the pussy. And if any of those girls are too far, Kimber is always keeping my kidneys warm. That bitch from Yonkers, she don't Fuck around son.

I am the girlfriend now

That's anderson silva

He hid from USADA from under his training cage all day, dude. For sure he isn’t on the bicycle my guy. Keep replying, bogan. I’m sure you’ll change reality if you try hard enough.

My cocaine because that's definitely what bones is going for first

>What's the first thing you grab?
MUH
DIK

>not having one with holes poked in the cap so you can spray it at assailants
Get in my level.

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Dildo mace.

I grab one of these (pic) and throw it outside. He will run after it as it passes his head.

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Yeah but u would end up spooning eachother, mate.

>implying it's not a power move

>What's the first thing you grab?
My cock.
I'm the one who'll be doing the raping. My house, my rules.

Oi

my slaughter sword. I've wondered for a long time what a nigger cross-section looks like---

Based homestead protector.

My lotion and dildo so I can simultaneously jerk off and fuck my ass while I watch him fuck my girlfriend

KY Jelly because it’s gonna be a long night.

disembowel him on the spot, hang him with his own guts before greasing up my dick with aforementioned guts and heading over to his house to breed his cute ebony sister

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He ain't shit

Russia are you ok

>What's the first thing you grab?
my dick