I JUST STUCK MY DICK IN A HOTPOCKET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I JUST STUCK MY DICK IN A HOTPOCKET...
James Cook
Easton Roberts
american culture
Jeremiah Morales
I'm okay now
Leo Bell
did you still eat it afterwards
Caleb Russell
Yeah, I'm on the job
Matthew King
based and redpilled
how did your own dick taste
Carter Baker
I got 3rd degree burns and it smells like pizza
Lincoln Cox
what flavour hot pocket?
Asher Brown
Zachary Gray
You just had to act on that dream of fucking a hot pocket eh~?
Samuel Cook
but don't you feel personally enlightened having satisfied your scientific curiosity
what is a dick if not your personal conduit to explore the fantastic world all around you
Gabriel Fisher
Pepperoni Pizza Garlic Buttery Seasoned Crust Hot Pocket.
yes
What's the strangest place you've ever stuck it in?
Lucas Collins
did it taste better or worse after adding the pene?
Justin Hall
>United States
I am not even surprised at this point.
Hunter Ortiz
The garlic buttery is a pretty strong flavor, so I don't know
Adam Edwards
Was it worth it?
Brandon Sanders
lol no
Matthew Thompson
Based SHIT POST making me giggle
Brayden Moore
you might need to get three or four guys to all stick their benis in the same hot pocket to know for sure
Joseph Walker
I'm off to grab dinner, I'll see you around.
Nathaniel Ward
Cheap shaving cream takes the heat put of burns before the heat has really done damage to the flesh.
Nicholas Nelson
calling out his name unsummons him
he's like a reverse bloody mary
Christian Bailey
probably your mum
Zachary Nelson
This