I'm 26 years old, I got a PhD in computer science, born and raised in polan

I'm 26 years old, I got a PhD in computer science, born and raised in polan
I wanna become a US citizen. How likely am I to receive a green card? I fucking love the states.

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Register here:
pl.usembassy.gov/visas/immigrant-visas/
If u get in welcome brother

>Register here:
sponsored by a citizen? can it be any citizen? or close relatives , i got distant cousins that are in the states

>white
>european
>male
>holding a PhD
>straight

You don't have a chance. Really, you don't. I had the opportunity to take one of those US visas where you invest/employ Americans and the amount of hoops I had to jump through to even get to the application stage was unreal. That was during the Obama years but apparently not much has changed on that front.

Real talk, move there illegally and when there's an amnesty hand yourself in.

>26 year beginner with PhD from non science
lol, bet you cant even fizzbuzz

for whites the only realistic chance is investor visa. you somehow need $250k and you need to create a business in the US that employs at least 10 burgers.
that's how cejrowski moved to arizona btw

>implying the amnesty would be offered to whites
don't kid yourself

You're supposed to come here for school and then find a wife while you're doing that so you can marry in.

You'll need a lot more than that. You'll also need an attorney in the United States which will need paying for the entire process. And, as I found out after spending quite a bit of my own money, there are about fifty exceptions.

There's also a big list of industries that they will not let you invest in. It's a massive risk for not a lot of personal gain.

The only option for Europeans to come here is to do it Illegally. Our immigration system would never accept whites. Plus ICE doesn’t usually deport whites.

Hey Bud, go online ano follow the instructions. My girlfriends sister got a 10 year work visa, it took her about a year to get fully approval but now she can come and go and work there over the next 10 years. Good luck fren!

Someone I know personally did it. Left the British Army, moved to New York and worked in a few bars for a while. After leaving one job he got construction work and then he became some guys butler which was a bit weird. An amnesty came up and he went down there with all the Haitians and Chinese.

He's now happily married and lives in Maine.

I think there's a millionaire route too. As it sounds, a million in the bank and you're in if you intend to buy property.

Also the marriage route.

Are Polish Unis still looked down in Western Europe? Green card will be a lottery unless you're being actively recruited by Google and other big companies

I'll tell you the same that I tell all white people who want to move here, it's stupidly easy.
Just buy a one way ticket, and say you're coming for a vacation.
MAKE UP a Social Security number, if you feel like do some looking around and make up a number that makes sense for your age.
Get a job
Start paying maximum taxes. Zero deductibles. Pay your taxes on that fake SS number. Do everything with the fake SS number.
Here's a dirty little secret about the US, they don't care who you are, where you come from, or how long you plan on staying, so long as you pay your taxes. Even if you do get caught up by someone at some point, as soon as they pour over your finances, and taxes paid, criminal record, they will beg you to stay, so long as you paid a lot of taxes, and didn't get caught doing anything illegal.

you're right. yet it's still the only realistic way to get in. you have less chance if you try any other way. (well except the illegal route of course but I don't know if I would want to live as an illegal).
but yeah, it's only for people with a lot of money. normfags don't have a chance.
but then again I don't know if the US' future is that bright and the whole world wide taxation thing is another turn off if you ever wanted to become citizens. more so when now the burgers have a fucked up romance with socialist ideas.
the world really is fucked right now. I personally hope for thermonuclear war

>I'm 26 years old, I got a PhD in computer science, born and raised in polan
move to hamtramk michigan. it's called pol town because that's where the polish immigrants resided. mostly yemeni now but the polish connection is still strong. only city in michigan you will find authentic polish food and bakeries.

fuck me. that guy got really lucky.

Find a job (should be pretty easy with your education) and have them sponsor your visa. From there its a long wait list for anyone unless you marry an american girl in which case you can become a citizen more or less immediately after you marry.

how will the taxes be received to a non-existant account based on a false number?

It doesn't seem to make sense.

Only if you become a mudslime terrorist and marry a bunch of child brides. In that case, the Demoncrats will let you in immediately after Trump's second term.

well, in CS "olympics" polish universities always finish in the top 5. I trust polish developers. I hired some (freelance though) and always was happy with the result. same for ukrainians and russians. white IQ is white IQ and they aren't lazy.
I tried to hire german developers, too. well, the results weren't that great. I think the ex-commies do somehting right with their education

If you can get them to support your entry then it’s good. It could even be a friend

Fuck off we're full. We don't need any more dumb useless code monkeys here, fucking cuck.

tell them you are jewish

IIRC your SS is not the ID used for taxation. you get a separate tax ID (TIN) and you don't have to be a citizen for that. heck, even I got one and I never visited the US. I had to request one for some fucked up business deal I was doing and the guy needed my personal income ID for regulatory reasons.

irs.gov/individuals/international-taxpayers/taxpayer-identification-numbers-tin

You not coming here for asylum so you need an immigration lawyer like everyone everywhere else in the world you idiot. Just be glad your privilege allows for you to afford one.

Convert to Hinduism; start shitting in public; send photos of street shitting to the US Embassy, then get accepted.

Try to get a job with an IT outsourcing company or something and get an h1b. Better than all these fucking Indians. They you could try to find someone here to marry or go with a green card route. I know of a white Swede and a white Canadian who both got American citizenship marrying Americans while here on work. Canadian for sure did this, Swede might've had some other route to citizenship but he did marry an American.

>I got a PhD in computer science
Is this the same thing as PhD in romantic comedies?

Show flag faggot. We don't want smelly dirty shitskins in white countries.

well there is an actual greencard lottery. why not try it?

depends. are you a russian?

Sorry, we are going to let in underqualified Indians instead.

Move to America if you can, people will love you. If that doesn't work, You are smart. Convert to Judaism and assimilate and into the Jewish gene pool and move to Israel.

He wants to move to America though?

>I got a PhD in computer science
faggot

Man, when did Russia become so Jewish... Oh wait... after they murdered the Tsar... Damn. At least the US isn't the only people duped by the Jew.

Unlike the US, he didn't come pre-circumcised.

Thank g*d for that.

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Lol.

at 26 you barely have a phd in masturbation.

this is why we get such shit fucking doctors in the US. a bunch of poos get a fake fucking phd and come to the us to fuck shit up and get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Apply for EB1 visa

>White
>Educated

You have two major strikes against you Pawel. Best of luck coming her legally - our immigration system is beyond fucked.

Your best bet is to get some kind of visa, overstay like many people do, and find an immigration specialist to help you apply for citizenship while you're here.

Are you a nigger?

There are basically 3 ways to get to the US permanently (legally):

A. marriage
B. be sponsored by a US employer and be n essential employer that cannot be replaced by a US American (exceptional skills)
C. money, the US has investment visas for millionaires

Don’t fall for the short term visa crap (H1b, H2bs etc.), they aren’t going to last for you.

The vast majority of immigrants from Europe to the US these days (it is just around 100k per year) come to the US due to family relations (typically a US husband or wife, or being the underaged kid of a US parent, and not being naturalized). Then there is the student route, if you study (undergrad) in the US, you are likely to find a permanent job in the US with an F or J type visa, which more easily transition into a sponsorship permanent employment visa.

tldr - it is fucking hard for someone to apply for a job in the US from Europe and move there permanently. Just look into London, Berlin, Munich, Amsterdam, Dublin instead. Also Canada and Australia, that’s generally possible too with a PhD in compsci.

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>you somehow need $250k

It’s 1 million for an investment EB-5 visa... 500k in certain designated “structurally weak” areas. 90% of these visas (they are capped at 10,000 a year) go to Chinese nationals, most of which use fake investments into the US for family visas.

/this/

This burger was talking cyncially, but he is actually spot on.

>10yr work visa

No such thing in the US, max temp work visas are 3yrs for the entrepreneurship visa with a 100k investment.

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I wasn't being cynical. I work at a university and I see how many foreign students come here on a visa and how many get married or have a child before graduating. Not always to stay in the country, but it's a ripe market for finding a mate of compatible intellect.

It can also be a good way to find a company to sponsor you after you graduate, for that matter.

It was pretty funny when Trump first got into office the level of panic in throughout the university about people not being able to stay or getting stuck visiting their home countries during winter break. lol fags. Way to plan ahead.

The US isn't like your hollywood flicks I suggest visiting first before you convince yourself to live there.

Ok, I agreed anyway.

Poland OP dude is deluded. He is basically trying to get a visa in the red circle categories... which are rarer than a lottery win. As you rightly say, 95% of the permanent visas are for family members (spouses etc.).

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Yep. Much more common is for a foreigner to come here on a student visa and then land a job and use that to import his wife from his own country.

From the sound of it you'll fit right in with the consumerist bugmen.

Why would you move when Poland finally has turned into a great country?

The problem is, look here... sponsoring works for an H1b, which is a temp visa for 3 years with one extension.

The truth is, there are many ways to get into the US permanently, but by far the most common (98%) are through illegal means or family relations.

Just think: if we stopped the illegals and revoked the tax cheat status of the anti-American tax-free foundations that import the 3rd world while putting our own students into impossible debt, maybe we could have more room for quality applicants.

You’re a fucking retard if you decide to live in the states. I have a relative who went there, met a girl, married, had children and now they’re coming back because it’s not the 80’s anymore. USA is fucked beyond recognition and nothing will ever stop the inevitable doom it faces. Eastern-Europe/Iceland or South-East Asia are the best places to live without a shadow of a doubt.

Pretty good with a PhD.
Start applying for jobs and somebody will offer to sponsor you.
Citizenship itself is a long process but if you find a sponsor you could be living and working in the states within a year

are you sure you're not chinese?

because you really fit that profile

There aren't that many Ph'ds though the advanced education category is for those highly schooled individuals.

It's virtually impossible without someone sponsoring you. However you should already qualify for an interview for a Canadian workvisa even if you don't have a job lined up. Go to Canada, OP.

get a company to sponsor you

Got jewed bud

0%. You fall into the rare category of actually useful immigrant. US does not take those anymore.

Among the reasons I think the Ellis Island era immigration laws were a mistake, even if that probably would have meant I'd be in Europe instead. Heck, it might have even avoided WWII and Israel, and we could still be pogroming and expelling them when they got out of line.

States suck . Its worth living only in NY and LA . thats it . the rest is a shithole .

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I had some friends who went on a school trip to Disney Land and one of them brought a strip of acid for them all to share. Thing is, he had them in his pants pocket and it got all hot and sweaty on the bus.

The rest of them had quite a time trying to keep him calm when he started bugging out in fucking Disney Land of all places.

Check out Pburgh and Cleveland. It's loaded with Poleys.

Nobody likes you people not even Americans that come from mexico

>Millionaires visa
You have to do more than just have a mil in the bank, either invest it into a state scheme for 2yrs or start a business creating 5 permanent, above minimum wage jobs for Americans for at least 2 years.

burgers btfo

Thanks . Good Know .

Trump's in office now. Immigration is based much more off of merit now, not your gender, race, sexual pref etc.

>NY
>LA
>the rest is a shithole

You've never been to the US have you? Literally the only places worse than NYC and LA are Detroit, Atlanta, and rural areas of the South. USA is fucking based

Thanks for the replies guys. I'll read them in a sec

>There aren't that many Ph'ds though the advanced education category is for those highly schooled individuals.

There are 2 permanent US visas for “exceptional people”, EB1 and EB2. EB1 is the “professor and researcher” visa, essentially for Nobel laureates and high profile professors and funded researchers. There are 2,000 of them a year... yes 2,000. Then there is EB-2, which is for people with exceptional ability that benefit the US economy. It’s essentially the entrepreneur visa for those who already have shown exceptional abilities but can’t come via EB-1... but still hold at least a master’s degree or a PhD. Those are also 2,000 a year, mostly applied within the US by people already there on temp visas.

So no, a PhD or doctorate is no ticket to the US. There are millions of them and the US is not interested.

The US is one of the easiest countries to get in illegally, probably the easiest Western country to enter illegally, live illrgally and work/study despite an illegal status. The US is also one of the easiest countries to permanently move to based on family relationship (brother, sister, kid, parents, spouse, adoption etc.).

But the US is by far the hardest country to permanently move to with an advanced degree from a top university.

tldr - I studied and worked in the US and went through the visa process and it was shit. In Germany you can emigrate with an engineering bachelor degree in electric engineering from the University of Vladivostok and make 35k gross... it is that easy.

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>Citizenship itself is a long process but if you find a sponsor you could be living and working in the states within a year

This delusion. You have no idea what you are talking about.

>above min wage

Sorry, but it is 10 permanent jobs and it has to be in your business and way beyond minimum wage. They look at your whole plan and a hot dog stand won’t be enough, even if you sink a million into it.

Aren't PhDs technically under EB1 since they are researchers in the essence?

My specialty is computer architecture, not coding user

Only if they would have extraordinary abilities and end up being exceptional researchers working at post-doc levels / assistant professor levels etc.

Most tech PhDs don’t do that. They work normal jobs.

Here user

>h1b, which is a temp visa for 3 years with one extension
h1b holders can apply for a green card.

Slavs are not white

Why user? I'm currently researching ways to make your life easier

Why would you want to move to that shithole? Poland is a way better country and actually white.

>>has phd
>>how do i get gwen cawd
>>moronic hypothetical

>PhD in computer science
who the fuck gets phd in computer science

can you even make a landing page?

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>I'm trying to make your life easier
With a university degree? Don't tell me you didn't notice what's going on there while you paid for a PhD.

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Have to afford a shared 4 bedroom apartment inside a garbage dumpster in San Fran to survive on $700k/yr from Google somehow while you're serving the Jewish transhumanists.

know a dude with masters in cs. all he does is copy and paste. can anybody learn this? I hold a ba business administration and its fucking worthless

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Poos learn it, so I guess probably an ethnic German wouldn't have much trouble.

I'm researching artificial immune systems atm

Don't immigrate to the USA until DARPA cleans up the racist, sexist gang of companies Google, Facebook, Twitter, Reddit.
DARPA has made a mess and needs to clean it up. Don't add fuel to the fire.
Please look into employment in a V4 country
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visegrád_Group
If DARPA doesn't clean house in the US tech sector then as an American I support destroying the American tech sector over racist and sexism, and the V4 tech sector is the best hope I have right now.

That's an oxymoron. Immune systems reject artificial things.

You're only welcomed if you are an ethnonationalist and will help us remove the mud people.

I support a terror strike hitting all nine federal reserve banks in order to weaken the US dollar and US economy and thereby make the US tech sector weaker.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Reserve
Terror strikes on US Federal Reserve banks = getting rid of a racist, sexist gang faster