>be american
>kiss your daughter
>go to prison for life
Be american
Gabriel James
Austin Lee
>be femisist infested oceania
Nathan Baker
>be australian
>one step outside
>fucking die
Levi Rogers
>be american
>kiss your parents
>get herpes
Connor Lee
>be pole
>slave your ass off for a bowl of rice
>a-at least I'm not a f-filthy westerner
Colton Brown
>be citizen of Dresden circa 1945
>get BBQd
Brody Sanchez
>Be bong
>Slice bread
>Police busts down door
>"DO YOU HAVE A LICENSE?"
>"W-what do you mean, gaffer?"
>"A KNIFE LICENSE, YOU WANKER"
>Get beat down
>Sent to jail
Lucas Young
Be human.
Die.
What's the difference?
Daniel Phillips
>be American
>eat burger
>do nothing as children are ripped from their families and locked in cages on the southern border under the administration of a president you voted for
>fart
Ryan Hall
why does this girl have a pemis ??
Angel King
>mfw americans cant even lick their kids
Justin Davis
Yeah 09 was a good rough year. Just think about times when its warm and happy, its almost time for the american spring!
Liam Edwards
>be Australian
>go on 0.2 megabyte internet
>accidental see an image of a woman above the age of 18 with small boobs
>become a convicted pedophile
Connor Rogers
What are you talking about? Our internet is at least twice that
Nathaniel Cooper
Your a big country.
Nathan Price
>be australian
>upside down
>fall into the sun and die
Hunter Hughes
>be german
>hail to get a taxi attention
>get sent to prison for Nazi salute
Jace Edwards
WHO
ARE
YOU
QUOTING?
Seriously. Is there something you forgot to link?
Why do you make a thread and you start it quoting somebody? There's nobody to quote yet. You're the only person here. So presumably you would indicate who it is you're quoting, but I see no such indication. Who said those things? I can't believe you're making it up, because if you were you'd at least come up with something interesting to be quoting, right? Are you just such an uninteresting person that the best thing you can come up with for a thread is to start posting unattributed quotes? Fucking sad. It actually boggles the mind knowing that you're so uninteresting and desperate for attention that you'd resort to something like this. I'd wish you the best, but for you I can tell the best is absolutely awful.
Michael Bell
>be american
>destroy user above you
Nolan Wood
>be german
>blackforrest
>amerilards think you are cake
Leo Price
>fi american
eu rad la inferioritate americana si cum americani sunt gelosi de superioritate mea romana pentru ei sunt atat de prosi incat chair s-au nascut americani
Connor Edwards
>be Romanian
>steal a flag from a land locked African country
Luis Mitchell
>be sickcunt
>sip bundy
>get roots