Why do Americans do this?

Why do Americans do this?

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its comfy :)

some women are really stupid and some men are cucks and do wha tthe women say.
I havnt seen one of those in 20 years though

>that stain

I havent seen one of those in my lifetime. Those are straight from the 70s and 80s

Haven't seen one since my age was in the singlel digits. I'm 22 now.
>that stain
I would never, EVER buy one.

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do you retards just make up stereotypes?
>americans microwave shoes
>americans put butter in coffee
>americans call their dad sir
>americans use fuzzy shit on the toilet
what now retard?
>uhhhhh americans lick door knobs before using them
lmao shut the fuck up

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>americans put butter in coffee
i've seen americans do this many times

but americans do microwave water though right?

>be American
>trip and fall
>fat folds engulf arms
>try to open door with mouth
>be American
>lick door knobs

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the stain xD

yes

Hold on is that last one a joke or do you seriously not lick your doorknob?

Yes. And they also microwave soda

>americans going to norway and not a more exciting euro country
but why?

American fragility

i'm not american, retard.

I was talking about the americans you've seen, retard. I know you're not american.

>make a shitpost
>lol american fragilitiy
australians are the scum of Jow Forums

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we also microwave our pee before drinking it

tasty