Whats in your pocket right now, Jow Forums?

>t.poorfag

A piece of paper with this written on it:
x(f]vSIxx9I:vhKFIh]dR6KT*:Do.|p8W!?hc(V,Y)@+@t=(D% #,?KD/f#a>YW@

you must be new

a hole...so I can get my hand on my genitals and fondle in public when I see a qt. Great to jerk off in crowded places.

>inb4 what side?
My member hangs to the left for I get a better grip with my right hand.

I'm not wearing pants

You carry an OTF? What an asshole. Ya I own one but I wouldn't carry it around like some fucking mutt. Jesus.

American Spirit? For the love of Christ.

No way that little fun holds 19 rounds

Deflect harder Jamal it doesn't change your skin color. That's a picture taken with a camera, isn't it? The accusation could have easily been refuted with a picture of you next to a non-jungle music playlist. The problem is you have neither of these things.
You are a niggerfaggot, prove me wrong.
>Niggerfaggot

the "gun" is really a lighter

clip draw

faggot.

Irish and German white American here. Your tobacco products are the least manly shit ive ever seen. You should have put a tampon next to the lighter

Fucking snuss dude?

you sit on a computer with tons of shit in your pockets? Are you retarded?

It’s 7.43 am where I’m at. I have exactly what is pictured in my pocket, you /b/ tier reject.

In fairness to myself, I am just sitting around the house

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My EDC.

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Pocket knife, mini flashlight, keys, wallet, phone, spare 13rd mag, HK P30sk subcompact pistol.

I am naked

That's clearly apartment carpet. Can you at least pretend to not be a niggerfaggot in your own thread for one second?
>Everyone is laughing at you.

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Nice gun

>prove me wrong
so much salt just for asking what you faggots are carrying in your pockets. fuckin discord trannys have def invaded. i remember when there werent literal pussy boys here

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>ted_bundy_murder_kit.jpg

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You have a double stack glock 26 in your pocket? What are you 400 lbs wearing cargo shorts? The 26 is technically a sub compact but its not as if putting one in the pocket of your jeans is comfortable or covert

give me your fucking microtech
i want one badly, have like 9 knives so i cant justify buying one of those

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just the basics

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Maybe you wouldn't get shit on for posting a completely off-topic, /b/-tier thread if you weren't such a fucking complete tryhard and made all major decisions in your life based on the approval of others. Where's that fucking playlist, 30 year old boomer?
Cringe and bluepilled.

I prefer the 'organic' ones in the blue box.

For fucks sake get your shit together man. Quit smoking.

Carrying a Glock the most overrated meme gun on the planet. An otf knife give me a break. Don't you have keys user?

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Nothing right now. Don't need shit in your pocket if it's the middle of the night and you're at home.

/thraedh.

I'm guessing you're support in the army

I need a fucking pocket knife like that.

>Irish and German white american here
>Irish
>white
bet you conveniently left out your Mexican and nigger blood

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Poor man driving a honda civic. Get a truck dude. The 1911 isnt going to stop you from getting flattened by a semi

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Relax, Amiri King.

aren't handguns supposed to be bigger? is that a mini gun model you are carrying?

>relocation biege

>falling for the nicotine jew
>not smoking cowboy killers while falling for the nicotine jew
Faggot.

What are you retarded?

>being scared to go outside without a gun
Weak as m8

Here CIA nigger

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>smokes
>chews

Nah, bruh, you're 10/10 gay

kek

think its a case mother of pearl, found it one night some dude dropped it.
its an 04 accord ex-l i'll pull g35s 170k miles on it
its a 3.5inch 1911 you really wouldn't want to CC anything bigger than that. It's a heavy fucker actually need something smaller

in most states you're only allowed to concealed carry
good luck pulling a service pistol from under your jacket in time

No. Faggot. Look at this picture. It’s exactly what I have in my pockets, short bus.

Could be military housing carpet. It has that cheap, new look

It's a kahr 380 it's one of the smallest handguns available. That's why I bought it. I can fit it in my pocket no problem super easy to conceal

>doing anything but shitting on the OP in a glow datamine thread

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My wife has that gun

>apartment carpet

nigger where are you from? every single townhome in a 10 mile radius has this fucking carpet

Eat a dick ATF. God will burn you for your sins.

not as retarded as you, nigger

I'm all legal so they already know anyway.

Honestly just wanted some (you)as from being a faggot vapist

>> i race g35s in my honda accord

Nigger how old are you? Get a fucking life! Lmao

It's not fancy but it puts holes in things, is cheap, and small enough to carry.

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REEEEEEEEE I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?!?

You got me OP

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I do not smoke but I always keep a lighter in my pocket and in my car just in case things need to be done.

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lmao only slowniggers don't do rolls on the highway.

>Smoking

Absolutely degenerate and that includes vaping.

>He fell for the American Spirits meme.

You're still putting smoke into your lungs retard. The FDA requires additives to be put in Tobacco to stop it from being natural tobacco which actually makes you hallucinate when you smoke it.

It is. I approved it. The only thing I hate is a 4 mile trigger pull double action. I put a light hammer spring on hers

>Microtech

I'd kick your ass just for using that shitty knife brand anyways.

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Hey hey hey bros.
Who killed your dogs godamnit this thread is pure anger.
OP just wanted to show us his shit and to others to do the same. You know, doing what we do here, exchanging information.
Chillax bros. Rule a joint.

Dope kit..

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>falling for the nicotine jew

Good knife choice though, I have a black ultratech

Skoal snuss? You’re a true faggot. Chew some Levi Garret like a man.

a nigger. all Americans are. nigger

Steve?

>Glock 17
>1 spare magazine
>wallet
>Leatherman Wingman
>Chevrolet Camaro keyfob
>spare iPhone (I use my iPhone X)
>IWB holster for G17/G22
Typical carry for me.

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Well im not wearing any clothing right now but there's a dildo in my boipocket

It is a bit slow. Also, not too accurate. But for self defense purposes in close range, it does it's job. I was thinking about giving this one to my wife, and upgrading myself. But it was a gift from my father, so I have some odd sentimental attachment to it....But it's a gun haha

ONLY IDIOT DUMB FUCKS CARRY CANCER AROUND LIKE SOME DIPSHIT

Are you a bot

NO LET ME BE ANGRY A LITTLE MORE IM ENJOYING IT DAMNIT!

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Why are you here? Commenting and obsessing over American shit? You love Americans dipshit. You love us

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Even despite being a bunch of mutt filth uruk hair, we can still fuck you in the mouth eurofag. Keep crying.

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until it blows up when you shoot it. might as well have bought a hi point

>glock 17 with one spare magazine
Are you a cop, the worse shot in the world, or do you live by an incredibly high number of niggers? Why so many rounds?

Only have this on me bros.
But it usually isn't in my pocket

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Great bait. No human would have such niggerish belongings.

I have that bench made

timestamp or fucking shoot yourself, nigger.