Why are we so awesome?

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Haters hate us cause they ain't us

Well said and fpbp.

Some things need no explanation OP they just are.

Everyone in you country is an Asian

I love being Canadian.

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Nice lie.

Europeans make up ~75% of our demographics. The rest fall in the small ~25% bracket. See pic related for proof.

Canada is like all of Europe in 1 country.

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Post in store prices

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Day of the grill soon.

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You're awesome because of estrogen supplementation in the water, that your government provides. More countries should do it to become inclusive place like Canada.

You are objectively one of the gayest countries in the world.

You'll practically be begging to be annexed soon enough.

>50 dollar pound of steak
>30 dollar chicken
>its a fucking leaf

What a disgrace.

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>implying canadians eat beef
The khutzpah of this jidf, youre meshuggah mensch

Fuck man at this point ill take it.

The Amerischluss! Fuck yeah.

Jow Forums told me that all americans are mutts, it must be true, nobody ever lies on Jow Forums

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Freedom without the threat of violence at every public encounter (no 24/7 shootings)
Democracy without the interference from Russia/Israel (real democracy)
Help without the expectation of money (doing things for the sake of being nice)
Healthcare for those who need, even for those you can't gouge for corporations (no breaking your arm and having to give hand jobs to pay for it)

This country is the best country on earth, you know that because even those cynical assholes on this website can only target our progressive leader and food prices being lightly higher than your average nation. This is literally all they can find lmao, it's pathetic, it's like they want to rip on Chad and all they can find is a little green in his dreamy blue eyes.

Could have fooled me, I don't live in a shit hole.

Maple syrup. That's the only explanation.

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You’re a fucking retard kill your self

lol

>khutzpah
common core, never change burger.
>oh right you're not.

Keep up the good work, lads. So proud of you.

>flag

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Just because :)

>US Annexs
>Canadian territories become part of the union
>I get all the rights and freedoms of an American
I don't even care that i would probably have to sign up for the draft, I would have way more rights and freedoms than i do now, and therefore have something to actually fight for.

Fuck this country, all these complacent fucks deserve whatever happens to them.

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>Freedom without the threat of violence at every public encounter (no 24/7 shootings)
Yet the government is constantly trying to take our firearms and actually pushing to ban all pistols and scary black rifles. even when shootings happen in other countries they use it against legal firearms holders.

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ok now go back to facebook faggot

There are better ways to achieve what you want without sucking US cock Leaf.
Check it out.
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Very simple, you are not.
Inb4 1812pink house burnt an sheeeiiittt we wazzz leavvvveeessssss

Haters hate because they ain't U.S.
FTFY niggerleaf

you honestly expect me to believe there will be a redemption arc for canada

You don't suck jew dick like the mutts do.
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A based leaf, is it possible?

My god, a muslim filled land rich with oil, holding sympathetic groups hostage.....

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we were in about 1600 - 17 something

No, I believe you are defeated and won't believe what isn't your conclusion.

The only thing cool is that Ronnie Wood from The Rolling Stones fucked your prime ministers mom.

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this map just shows exactly what already happened and ruined everything

ok cuck

This

Dont worry Kanata-bro, we'll be gentle.

Trudeau is about to get fucked. We're hitting a turning point, lads.

we are very tolerant. we let a flamboyant prime minister prance around embarrassing us all and to date no one has curb stomped him

not even Canadian anymore, owned by brazilian

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I've been to Beijing, East Africa, Somalia, shit, everywhere, and it was all in Vancouver. The white area was covered in junkies and hookers...good job

I make fun of Americans as much as the next Canadian guy, but I don't make fun of their donut binging. Not when our own cultural symbol is a fucking donut shop.

Reminder that for all of the shit you talk about Trudeau, he has three white children. If you do not have at least three white children, you are objectively less of a man then he is, and you've objectively done less to propagate the white race as he has.
Also he has objectively proven that he is less of a faggot then you are.
This might cause you great buttpain, but it's the absolute truth and if you don't like it, then let your disgust motivate you to at least be better then he is.
If you can't/won't create more white children then him, you are objectively more of a fruit then Trudeau, no matter how retarded his socks are or what stupid dance he does next.
There is nothing that you can say that diminishes these facts.

I have a question to Canadian anons, does wanting to fuck your dog make the Canadian government grant you citizenship? I've been in a rather steamy relationship with my pitbull pupper and I do not want to live in sin anymore. I really want to settle down, marry my beloved one and get a good job in Canada. Am I inclusive enough? I should add I sometimes lick my dog's balls and let him fuck me in the ass, so I think I will integrate with the rest of Canadian society really quickly.

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>implying they're his children

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despite your weird obsession and coping mutts, it is illegal to have penetrative sex with an animal in Canada. America, on the other hand.....

The details are irrelevant, are you committed to one another?

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The details are irrelevant..are you committed and in a loving relationship?

I love you guys, and find our feuding on Jow Forums largely austistic even if it is 90% shitposting.

you're not you really are a bunch of fags

Hey Satanist how’s it going, reading Siege are you?

Your country is a total NWO shithole and it’s the reason why I unironically support Independence for Quebec just because it would destroy you motherfuckers

Even our slaughterhouse accidents are freakin awesome!

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>remove Quebec, the biggest dependent province in Canada and chronic gibs recipient
>destroy us
confirmed for knowing nothing about Canada and just repeating what Jow Forums tells you. Americans are really sad.

trailer park boys

>he may be a leftist degenerate who further flooded his country with nonwhites, causing untold damage to his country for countless generations but at least he reproduced at just over replacement rate
Sounds like cope spewed by a person whos only accomplishment is having a wife shit out 3 kids which probably arent really his

Quebec is literally the Second Most important province of Canada, it has tons of people and resources, you think it wouldn’t hurt you? Of course leafs wouldn’t know because they’re stupid.

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>it has tons of people
>dependent on gibs from the rest of the country
Quebec is the most unproductive province per capita in Canada and a net loss in terms of GDP. Shit like this is why the American education meme is so prevalent. You're basically saying America would suffer if it got rid of all its niggers. Read a fucking book you absolute brainlet

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not really

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I mean your country is the one helping them, you could just cut them off but instead you still fund them

That hat really fits him.

>Quebec independence would destroy Canada
>I mean it would destroy Quebec
are those goalposts heavy?

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19AUG42
best day ever
all canadians should be brutally slaughtered

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Well, that would suck Canada. Big time. I'm counting on you. If my dog consents, it's none of your business what I do in my bedroom. I thought you understood and embraced inclusivity.
Yes, we love each other dearly. We sleep together in the same bed. Every morning when I wake up, my dog always rolls over, licks my face, then we lick each other for a while and then we have a little quickie on the sofa in the 69 position. Suffice to say, our sex life is very satisfying, I don't sleep around and I don't believe my pupper is either. He is a good mate and I can't imagine my daily routine without him at this point. He is my darling and I want to preserve our happiness by forging a strong marital bond, lest our relationship dissolve prematurely. In the current day and age, people do not want to commit, but I'm not one of those people and my willingness to marry my chosen one precisely stems from my deep respect for my better half.

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>I hope Quebec separates so you are destroyed
>why don’t you kick them out, stupid leaf
KYS le 56% mutt

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calm down m8

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We are not awesome. You disillusioned idiot. We are far from awesome.

Canada is the absolute cesspool of Cucks and willful slaves.

But don't worry, I'm enjoying your decline, because I'm unaffected, while you lot are.

coming from a country thats 'second fiddle' to Australia, the answer is 'its easier to get everything tight when the network response time for your (everything) is smaller.'
Literally this.

t. immigrant who will cower back to his shithole when the gibs run dry

>autistic rage post

Lack of identity, zero responsibilities to that identity.

Is it me or are Canadians generally more smart than Americans? I'd estimate their average IQ to be significantly higher.

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What's the issue?

Mexico is better than you

Roasts should cost around 10 dollars...

The only thing stopping the Chinese from walking in and eating your dogs is America

Born and raised in Canada

I already withdrew my copy

My rsp

Canada is not getting any of my tax dollars

And my dividend investments are giving me more money than I care for

You asked for this, not me. You.

>blaming everybody else but yourself
>not seeing where the problem is
You may return to reddit at once, you have my permission.

Yea maybe in like 1960, inflation happens worldwide

>Is it me or are Canadians generally more smart than Americans?

Both have their strengths and weaknesses,.... American education standards are much lower than Canada's, doesn't mean Americans are biologically dumber though.

Americans believe in the almight-dollar god that is capitalism, and it's pretty much a given that their money makes them stupid. Look at Instagram culture, and the Kardashians....but at least they play the game well to make a buck and live.

Canada and their pseudo-socialist ways makes the country more "altruistic" by nature. Where more often than not, the high taxes do find it's way back to infrastructure and we live comfortable lives regardless. Yes, there are downsides, but we are healthier (emotionally and physically).

I can get two roasts for 26 dollars at costco. Are you gay or does mommy do all the shopping?

What's funny about you and the americans is all you have to do is say "I'm canadian, I'm happy" and you rage the fuck out. You have autisms.

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