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Why are we so awesome?
Hudson Moore
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Eli Hill
Haters hate us cause they ain't us
Wyatt Taylor
Well said and fpbp.
Colton Cook
Some things need no explanation OP they just are.
Easton Adams
Everyone in you country is an Asian
Brayden Scott
I love being Canadian.
Hunter Jenkins
Nice lie.
Europeans make up ~75% of our demographics. The rest fall in the small ~25% bracket. See pic related for proof.
Canada is like all of Europe in 1 country.
Ethan Perez
Alexander Allen
Post in store prices
Julian Thomas
Levi Davis
Chase Butler
Day of the grill soon.
Owen Richardson
Daniel Hall
You're awesome because of estrogen supplementation in the water, that your government provides. More countries should do it to become inclusive place like Canada.
Jose Perry
You are objectively one of the gayest countries in the world.
You'll practically be begging to be annexed soon enough.
>50 dollar pound of steak
>30 dollar chicken
>its a fucking leaf
What a disgrace.
Jackson Peterson
Jordan Hernandez
>implying canadians eat beef
The khutzpah of this jidf, youre meshuggah mensch
Dylan Adams
Fuck man at this point ill take it.
Brandon White
The Amerischluss! Fuck yeah.
Alexander Sullivan
Jow Forums told me that all americans are mutts, it must be true, nobody ever lies on Jow Forums
Christian Harris
Freedom without the threat of violence at every public encounter (no 24/7 shootings)
Democracy without the interference from Russia/Israel (real democracy)
Help without the expectation of money (doing things for the sake of being nice)
Healthcare for those who need, even for those you can't gouge for corporations (no breaking your arm and having to give hand jobs to pay for it)
This country is the best country on earth, you know that because even those cynical assholes on this website can only target our progressive leader and food prices being lightly higher than your average nation. This is literally all they can find lmao, it's pathetic, it's like they want to rip on Chad and all they can find is a little green in his dreamy blue eyes.
Aaron Gonzalez
Could have fooled me, I don't live in a shit hole.
Benjamin Butler
Maple syrup. That's the only explanation.
Kevin Myers
Oliver Stewart
You’re a fucking retard kill your self
Levi Hall
lol
Jordan Hill
>khutzpah
common core, never change burger.
>oh right you're not.
Levi Perry
Keep up the good work, lads. So proud of you.
Jayden White
>flag
Jonathan Taylor
Just because :)
Aiden Sanchez
>US Annexs
>Canadian territories become part of the union
>I get all the rights and freedoms of an American
I don't even care that i would probably have to sign up for the draft, I would have way more rights and freedoms than i do now, and therefore have something to actually fight for.
Fuck this country, all these complacent fucks deserve whatever happens to them.
Dylan Gomez
>Freedom without the threat of violence at every public encounter (no 24/7 shootings)
Yet the government is constantly trying to take our firearms and actually pushing to ban all pistols and scary black rifles. even when shootings happen in other countries they use it against legal firearms holders.
Landon Stewart
Jackson Thomas
ok now go back to facebook faggot
Elijah Gray
There are better ways to achieve what you want without sucking US cock Leaf.
Check it out.
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Juan Jones
Very simple, you are not.
Inb4 1812pink house burnt an sheeeiiittt we wazzz leavvvveeessssss
Jace Baker
Haters hate because they ain't U.S.
FTFY niggerleaf
Aiden Myers
you honestly expect me to believe there will be a redemption arc for canada
Gabriel Thomas
You don't suck jew dick like the mutts do.
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Angel Ward
A based leaf, is it possible?
My god, a muslim filled land rich with oil, holding sympathetic groups hostage.....
Levi Reyes
Brody Turner
we were in about 1600 - 17 something
Chase Clark
No, I believe you are defeated and won't believe what isn't your conclusion.
Josiah Phillips
The only thing cool is that Ronnie Wood from The Rolling Stones fucked your prime ministers mom.
Zachary Smith
Luis Rodriguez
this map just shows exactly what already happened and ruined everything
Ryan Myers
ok cuck
Lucas White
This
Jack Reed
Dont worry Kanata-bro, we'll be gentle.
Aiden Mitchell
Trudeau is about to get fucked. We're hitting a turning point, lads.
Jeremiah Barnes
we are very tolerant. we let a flamboyant prime minister prance around embarrassing us all and to date no one has curb stomped him
Brandon Thomas
not even Canadian anymore, owned by brazilian
Logan Jones
Carson James
I've been to Beijing, East Africa, Somalia, shit, everywhere, and it was all in Vancouver. The white area was covered in junkies and hookers...good job
Jaxson Cooper
I make fun of Americans as much as the next Canadian guy, but I don't make fun of their donut binging. Not when our own cultural symbol is a fucking donut shop.
Connor Jones
Reminder that for all of the shit you talk about Trudeau, he has three white children. If you do not have at least three white children, you are objectively less of a man then he is, and you've objectively done less to propagate the white race as he has.
Also he has objectively proven that he is less of a faggot then you are.
This might cause you great buttpain, but it's the absolute truth and if you don't like it, then let your disgust motivate you to at least be better then he is.
If you can't/won't create more white children then him, you are objectively more of a fruit then Trudeau, no matter how retarded his socks are or what stupid dance he does next.
There is nothing that you can say that diminishes these facts.
Thomas Jones
I have a question to Canadian anons, does wanting to fuck your dog make the Canadian government grant you citizenship? I've been in a rather steamy relationship with my pitbull pupper and I do not want to live in sin anymore. I really want to settle down, marry my beloved one and get a good job in Canada. Am I inclusive enough? I should add I sometimes lick my dog's balls and let him fuck me in the ass, so I think I will integrate with the rest of Canadian society really quickly.
Jace Anderson
>implying they're his children
Ayden Perry
despite your weird obsession and coping mutts, it is illegal to have penetrative sex with an animal in Canada. America, on the other hand.....
Levi Scott
The details are irrelevant, are you committed to one another?
Jason Howard
Zachary Sanders
Isaiah Sanders
The details are irrelevant..are you committed and in a loving relationship?
Nathan Price
I love you guys, and find our feuding on Jow Forums largely austistic even if it is 90% shitposting.
Justin Robinson
you're not you really are a bunch of fags
William Clark
Hey Satanist how’s it going, reading Siege are you?
Charles Smith
Your country is a total NWO shithole and it’s the reason why I unironically support Independence for Quebec just because it would destroy you motherfuckers
Jaxson Baker
Even our slaughterhouse accidents are freakin awesome!
Lucas Gutierrez
>remove Quebec, the biggest dependent province in Canada and chronic gibs recipient
>destroy us
confirmed for knowing nothing about Canada and just repeating what Jow Forums tells you. Americans are really sad.
Hudson Roberts
trailer park boys
Daniel Roberts
>he may be a leftist degenerate who further flooded his country with nonwhites, causing untold damage to his country for countless generations but at least he reproduced at just over replacement rate
Sounds like cope spewed by a person whos only accomplishment is having a wife shit out 3 kids which probably arent really his
Joshua Thomas
Quebec is literally the Second Most important province of Canada, it has tons of people and resources, you think it wouldn’t hurt you? Of course leafs wouldn’t know because they’re stupid.
Landon Clark
>it has tons of people
>dependent on gibs from the rest of the country
Quebec is the most unproductive province per capita in Canada and a net loss in terms of GDP. Shit like this is why the American education meme is so prevalent. You're basically saying America would suffer if it got rid of all its niggers. Read a fucking book you absolute brainlet
Anthony Allen
Elijah Cox
not really
Kevin Rodriguez
I mean your country is the one helping them, you could just cut them off but instead you still fund them
Jose Davis
That hat really fits him.
Christian Martin
>Quebec independence would destroy Canada
>I mean it would destroy Quebec
are those goalposts heavy?
Matthew Reyes
higher resolution
Jayden Taylor
19AUG42
best day ever
all canadians should be brutally slaughtered
Cameron Johnson
Well, that would suck Canada. Big time. I'm counting on you. If my dog consents, it's none of your business what I do in my bedroom. I thought you understood and embraced inclusivity.
Yes, we love each other dearly. We sleep together in the same bed. Every morning when I wake up, my dog always rolls over, licks my face, then we lick each other for a while and then we have a little quickie on the sofa in the 69 position. Suffice to say, our sex life is very satisfying, I don't sleep around and I don't believe my pupper is either. He is a good mate and I can't imagine my daily routine without him at this point. He is my darling and I want to preserve our happiness by forging a strong marital bond, lest our relationship dissolve prematurely. In the current day and age, people do not want to commit, but I'm not one of those people and my willingness to marry my chosen one precisely stems from my deep respect for my better half.
Jose Baker
>I hope Quebec separates so you are destroyed
>why don’t you kick them out, stupid leaf
KYS le 56% mutt
Kayden Rogers
calm down m8
Tyler Scott
We are not awesome. You disillusioned idiot. We are far from awesome.
Canada is the absolute cesspool of Cucks and willful slaves.
But don't worry, I'm enjoying your decline, because I'm unaffected, while you lot are.
Brayden Campbell
coming from a country thats 'second fiddle' to Australia, the answer is 'its easier to get everything tight when the network response time for your (everything) is smaller.'
Literally this.
Adrian Mitchell
t. immigrant who will cower back to his shithole when the gibs run dry
William Scott
>autistic rage post
Angel Davis
Lack of identity, zero responsibilities to that identity.
Nolan Scott
Is it me or are Canadians generally more smart than Americans? I'd estimate their average IQ to be significantly higher.
Liam Fisher
Luke Nguyen
What's the issue?
Lucas Price
Mexico is better than you
Bentley Lopez
Roasts should cost around 10 dollars...
Caleb Ross
The only thing stopping the Chinese from walking in and eating your dogs is America
Noah Lewis
Born and raised in Canada
I already withdrew my copy
My rsp
Canada is not getting any of my tax dollars
And my dividend investments are giving me more money than I care for
You asked for this, not me. You.
Gabriel Turner
>blaming everybody else but yourself
>not seeing where the problem is
You may return to reddit at once, you have my permission.
Sebastian Reed
Yea maybe in like 1960, inflation happens worldwide
Jacob Powell
>Is it me or are Canadians generally more smart than Americans?
Both have their strengths and weaknesses,.... American education standards are much lower than Canada's, doesn't mean Americans are biologically dumber though.
Americans believe in the almight-dollar god that is capitalism, and it's pretty much a given that their money makes them stupid. Look at Instagram culture, and the Kardashians....but at least they play the game well to make a buck and live.
Canada and their pseudo-socialist ways makes the country more "altruistic" by nature. Where more often than not, the high taxes do find it's way back to infrastructure and we live comfortable lives regardless. Yes, there are downsides, but we are healthier (emotionally and physically).
Liam Cook
I can get two roasts for 26 dollars at costco. Are you gay or does mommy do all the shopping?
Levi Smith
What's funny about you and the americans is all you have to do is say "I'm canadian, I'm happy" and you rage the fuck out. You have autisms.
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