Let's say you're not a geek for a day and manage to nab yourself a girlfreiend

Let's say you're not a geek for a day and manage to nab yourself a girlfreiend
How do you explain the things on your hardrive when she asks to use your computer for a bit?

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Why would I let my gf use my desktop

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bf for your case i guess
Because you're a nice user who let's your bf borrow your desktop when he needs it because his broke down

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Why should I bother trying to explain the hundreds upon hundreds of foot fetish material?

Damn what a retard I’d break up with him/her/xer

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what things

I call her a faggot if she has a problem with my big anime tiddy folder.

The large bestiality folder. Don't deny it. It's written all over your flag.

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because she's curious
and a bit concerned
she only want's the best for you user

Harsh dude
but understandable

you know
""those"" things

based

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"I'm a degenerate." and wait for her reaction.
>inb4 she's as or more degenerated as me.

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What would you do if she was dissapointed in the lack of degeneracy in your foldr?

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Tell her I don't save much pr0n, the rest of the degeneracy is in my head.

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tell her I’m an autist who tries to make Jow Forums a more fun place with games and comf

stupid sample poster

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ok
what if she said she wanted you to wear a diaper and call her dada while she was in an inflate fursuit?
is that too munch?

she dumps you for going on such a gay board

Look i swear that this was not a sample
I'm pretty sure this was the largest size on offer butit was a while ago so i can't be sure.
but actually now that i look at the filename it does say that it is a sample so i guess it must be...
why do you do this every time leafy? i feel so insecure when you do

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that crosses several red lines of mine.

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Sometimes danbooru has images with filename as sample even when there's no "enlarge picture" option.

welp, more time to myself again.
women cost too much anyways

i thought so
where is the line exactly tho?

oh, i didn't know that
That's dumb then

What if she said she'd take you back if you denounce bant and start going on Jow Forums or Jow Forums instead?

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Heh, like that will ever happen. I died at 23 as a virgin, why should I care about women if they didn’t show any love to me?

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Even I make mistakes. I made a thread on /c/ recently and had to delete half of my pictures and reupload higher quality versions.

I'd tell her to piss off and get her own shit.

My rules are
>no piss
>no scat (diaper fetish included)
>no "mommy/daddy" shit
>no mutilation
>no furfaggotry
>diseases are a massive NO

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What if it was your mom?

honestly, that feels really nice to hear from you
it sometime's feels like you go out of your way to be mean to me sometime's so hearing some understanding words like that means a bit more
thanks leafy, goodnight now

What if she wanted to borrow some of your stuff and put it on a usb for herself?

prettty reasonable, but i do see that the inflation is not on the list, would you tolerate a gf with an inflation fetish?
>diseases
uh, that's not a real fetish is it?
i sorta want to delete my memory thinking that some people might get off on spreading herpes or whatever

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That got added to the list. I'm a pervert, but not a hopeless degenerate.
>uh, that's not a real fetish is it?
Don't google bugchasing.

I'll put it on the USB for her.

You're probably one of those people who DIDN'T like Mein Kampf

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lol fuck that shit, Jow Forums is even gayer and Jow Forums has been ruined by shareblue and reddit

cuckeroni and cheese

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Maybe that flag identifies as a peace sign, you don't know it's life.

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I have nothing incriminating on my computer...

Brake HDD in Half, buy SSD, install Win7

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