How do you cut your wrists properly? Asking for a friend

How do you cut your wrists properly? Asking for a friend

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You don't

Asking for a friend though

Then he doesn't

Put in bear anus and startle bear.

Can you break it down into smaller steps

Well you're a fellow brit, so you'd need to find some kind of zoo.
Pay for a ticket and hide until closing time.
Wait until the bear is asleep and climb the fence.
Lubricate your hands and sneak up on the bear.
Slip both hands into the bear up to your wrists.
Shout FUCK YOU BEAR at the top of your voice.
Bear will be startled and the shock will make its anus contract.
Your hands should remain in the bear.

with an axe

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Perfect thank you!

Deep and in zigzag.
You don't cut your wrist you go up.

Remember kids, sideways for attention, longways for results.

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With a chainsaw

Staggers me that people can obviously SEE what this guy's issue is, but are too cowardly to tell him.

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rolling for dubs

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dude I knew the answer to that since I was 6
kys you retarded retard

Stop doing what you're doing

I have a thousand bucks what should I do with them ? Asking for advise.

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lost

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So blacks are your favorite go-to, huh?

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