Ive just woken up. Thanks for reading my blog
Ive just woken up. Thanks for reading my blog
I guess its time to start using filters
kill yourself
the best part of wakin up
is suebi in your cup
I've just started drinking again. I felt sick after drinking too much last night, but now I feel better. Thanks for reading my blog
boomer?
I never read your blog, I don’t know why you think I did, but I didn’t.
I guess you could say that, depends on who you ask.
I heard a gunshot in my attic.
Thank you for reading my blog
ausniki?
Why did you do that tho, what a disappointment
I taste very bitter
>tfw no gunshot
i got my dick stuck in the microwave again and this time mom isn't around to help me, I think it's the end
thanks for reading my blog
no, sadly
I have a lot of free time and a mate of mine was over so might as well, I still drink most nights anyway.
Why did you just avoid my question? Don’t you know you shouldn’t avoid the Supreme Gentleman?
Hey senpai, do you have a good sleep? I am feeling sad now cause I don't know how to communicate with my female colleague. Dealing with normies is hard. I can talk to autists for hours about my autistic thoughts, but when I am facing a normie I am just speechless.
unzip pants and scream extremly loudly it always works
Any interesting plans for the weekend?
For some reason you think im an expert in communication
none so far, I have thought about going fishing or maybe catch up on my anime backlog. what about you?
for the reason that I don't have anybody else to talk about it. senpai is an intellectual isn't senpai?
Woah me too. Twinsies!
Are you saying you dont have irl friends?!
Work out, trying to add more metal songs to my playlist and maybe have a beer or two with some friends. Even though im working i still feel as if i was living the neet life
*high fives*
Please talk to me Spanish girl, I’m a complete gentleman.
O-ok
that sounds nice
actually yes, I only have online friends. ok maybe one irl friend, but we aren't that close. if senpai feels uncomfortable about this topic I won't bring it up again. so what country does senpai think I am from? what happens to all of you western europeans ?
Till you suffer a sudden mood swing that makes you cancel all that and spend the rest of the weekend in bed
I wouldn't know what that feels like. what triggers your mood swings?
Get that weak ass pass out of my sight!
Thanks, you’ll be spared from the 2nd day of retribution as long as you suck My dick.
Even if i actually guessed right you would deny it so i couldnt really know where you are from
Panic about the future
get yo big ass outta here or else
Bump
Can you suck my dick?
what do you have to worry about? I'm happy in any situation so long as I have tobacco, some kind of alcohol and internet to talk my Jow Forums frens.
Morning Suebi's!
Yeah well im not that simple, i want to have a stable life
Morning *mwah*
because you're an aussie!!
well I am asking you this cause maybe I will be better off if I immigrate to the country where my personality is 'normal' there
is that why you got the job?
pretty much
im gonna go out drinking with the lads
your name describes me but without the alcoholism
Alcoholism is our national sport
other than fighting in over which variant of rugby is the best kind of rugby, same for the world sickest CUNTry
I have mixed Feelings About Australians. Hooked up with an Austrailian Chick once and she was fun, but when I meet them as tourists here they always seem rude
Why is this?
rudeness and cruelty is how we show genuine affection
bump-bump
Underrated
Are you a third worlder?
I got it because my aunt is the owber
Drinking with the lads rn
About 4 pints and an underberg in, we are like 8 friends waiting on another to join when he is done with his koncert
you're a cuck
We are 6 lol
This
YES I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN BRUV
Heavy drinking continues. 2 pints. Now to bottles so I don't go too fast
Toilet is getting Pretty soaked with pee
Playing jenga
A not very sexually attractive girl was being very forward with me when I was washing spilled beer off my arms in the bathroom. Asking i I liked "bring at motorboat" height .. she was pretty tall and I'm pretty short. I tried being pretty friendly but she was very forward. Dodged out of there
Going home now. It's raining