A kid slapped my butt. you ever been slapped in the no no zone?

a kid slapped my butt. you ever been slapped in the no no zone?

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Nice. A you a thick female? Did you suck him off like in my animeys?

nope im a male.... also no ewww he is a kid. he just did it to annoy me

Understandable.

mhm! how are u today Poland?

what made him do it

I did literally nothing productive today. I'm going to learn some Portuguese before going to sleep. Also my head and eyes hurt

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idk. he did it and smiled. he is a douch. me and my sis had to take care of my little bro and his friend. his friend is that kid. both are assholes

awee i hope u feel better. also good luck learning portugese. i believe in u!

how old is he

like 7 lole. i think my little brother influenced him. because he did it first lmao. im just looking for the day when his dad will beat him. ( he is just my half brother)

i meant the last two sentences for my bro

Thanks Bjorn

yes. by a 5 year old boy, and that motherfucker did that every time when my big ass was on his side. to note i'm male too.
also some 8 year old girl i knew just loved to do so.
i guess my fat ass is too sexy to just skip it.

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lole your welcome
yeah kids slapping your butt is just ugh. they never did it to my sis always to me lole. nice butte!

At least that means you aren't so ugly

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yeah i guess so maybe

most bizare threads of all Jow Forums

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bizarre

Jow Forums is pretty bizzare anyway tho. well im glad i can just talk to some people here

most bizare threads of all Jow Forums

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>tfw Jow Forums made you feel like you have real friends.

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aweee im sorry. well i would be happy to be your friend

Yes but my mum way too many times
Also by a few guys but I don't mind it

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cute! a guy has never slapped my butt i think. but my mom did it... which was akward.
how are u?

It's 4.30am and I woke up cuz a mosquito was biting me endlessly send help pls

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mosquitos are the worst! . its so cold here that there is not a single mosquito here hehe

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POST MORE AKARIS

lucky
tell us more about how you met your bf/what he is like
I'm going back to sleep now see you

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Yes

mhmm

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oh see u!
he is pretty nice. tho he kinds is a bit busy. but i dont mind. he seems pretty manly. atleast compared to me lole.
eh no u!
butt slapping is kinda nice ngl

was the kid hot?

no i didnt like how he looked

oh okay

i wish a big tall guy did that to me tho

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post ur butt

post ur butt

my bf would be kinda pissed if i posted my butt to random strangers online tho

post anyway

he will be angry at me

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he will never know

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i cant. it feels like being untrue to him. i cant im sorry. there are tons of buttpics on the internet.
so i hope those can satisfy you
oke!

relatable

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im not asking you

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you can have my butt pics if you want

ok send

mhm! gosh being manhandled and dominated just turns me on so much. more then anything!
eh oke

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wtf i thought anime girls are not real
bro
just

...

i would feel guilty. i know he really likes me and really think im really cute. so i dont wanna loose him

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the real reason you shouldn't do it is that posting pictures of your bum on the internet is pretty fucking lame

I just want to know how this story will going to end

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yeah its pretty bad to post things from yourself on the internet.
its ending with me not posting it :3

/spolier
user from norway has flat hairy butt
//spoiler

at least post your hand

i have shaved my butt tho. also its not flat from what muh bf said :3
how would you know its mine? what if i just used a hand of someone else on the internet?

puts date and time

>and a norway flag

>how would you know its mine? what if i just used a hand of someone else on the internet?
yandex
google images
archives

are you new to the internet?

nah uh gay! i wont ever!
what if i edited the image and changed something with it. idk i havent tried it before lole. also im not new i know u could do that. also i wonder if u would get a result if you got a hand pic from something like 8c*an or something. they dont show on google. it would be fun to try out :3
anyway i wont show a inch of my body. u already have enough info on me on nyafuu. since i am Ritsu

I just want to know your colour of skin user, I'm straight

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>blah blah blah excuses
nyeh!!

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im half flip half Norwegian. so like normal white but a bit yellowish. kinda like a north east asian i guess

u will get it if u were my bf. but you arent so im sorry

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