>ITT: POST SUPERPOWER AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK OR LIMITATION
Super driving skills.
>ITT: POST SUPERPOWER AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK OR LIMITATION
Super driving skills.
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BUT YOU ARE NOW AN ANGLO LOL! LOL! LOL! I DO NOT REQUIRE PATHETIC """""""SUPERPOWERS""""""""" FROM YOU FILTHY NIGGERS I GET THROUGH LIFE BY MY ROMANIAN SKILLS NOT BY THIS GAME OF CHOICE AND CHANCE AND FILTH
You suck at stick shift
I want to be able to make illusions. So i can make people think that something is happening, but its all in their head. Kinda like genjutsu from naruto
the ability to type with mere thought
red lights are permanent
you now say da tteba yo at the end of every sentence
it only works on dvorak keyboards
oh god...
I hope we can get some non-retarded drawbacks for reasonable powers. I always think these threads are boring if every other post is "the above poster is now raped every time they use their power" etc
Anyway I wanna be able to "push" things by making pressure waves, being able to control their strength and size. So could be everything from a tiny bop to get someone's attention, to knocking someone over, to shattering a window, to crushing the side of a car, and even use it for niche things like stopping bullets or to fly by pushing away from the ground, etc. I think it would be really utilitarian. Of course, it wouldn't be insanely strong, I'd probably basically only be able to put a big dent in said car, and would have to punch a hole in the support of a building.
everyone above already has a drawback to their power so I can't give one
it rains octopuses whenever you do it
Why didn't you just pick Aizen's Kyoka Suigetsu?
So basically Pain's almighty push nerfed. What's with you narutofags?
Why not go for a real power?
also your drawback is that you get raped every time you do it
I guess I walked into something like that, huh?
well jokes on you I'll just become The Tentacled Defender and roll with the theme. Plus, Octopus is delicious, so I can always get a free meal.
the octopuses also have cooties and taste like cardboard
>Octopus is delicious
i just used genjutsu as a reference, but yes that's pretty much what i mean
I thought his power was less useful. also I never watched more than whatever was on toonami when I was in elementary school lol
No take-backsies
the ability to always have girls to want me to pat their head
t. fermented shark
but you have no hands
Good powers
>ability to alter your appearance in any way as long as you still look like a human
>ability control another persons all 5 senses
>ability to steal abilities
>ability to get 1 iq point every day
>ability to make infinite money
Kyoka Suigetsu is way better than genjutsu
Why would you nerf your own power? Why not go full shinra tensei that destroys villages?
based
Because I would never use it at that level anyway unless I had to fight other super dudes and I would die anyway in that scenario, guaranteed
>does not like the taste of ammonia in his seafood
no license
headaches
they're permanent
raped every time you use it
but that's all they'll ever want from you
i want to be able to suck my own dick without being gay
but you also have to cum in your mouth
the ability to regrow teeth like a shark
the ability to know whatever sickness someone has at a glance (ie flu)
the ability to never accidentally stub your toe on something or hit your elbows on things
the ability to open doors without touching them
fuck i did not think of that thank you based finlan
>the ability to regrow teeth like a shark
it fucking hurts every time
>the ability to know whatever sickness someone has at a glance (ie flu)
you have shit eyesight and it only works whenever you squint
>the ability to never accidentally stub your toe on something or hit your elbows on things
But everyday you accidentally step on your dog
>the ability to open doors without touching them
But instead you get raped every time you use it
>the ability to regrow teeth like a shark
but they're actual shark teeth
>the ability to know whatever sickness someone has at a glance (ie flu)
if you look at sick people too long their symptoms get worse and healthy people can develop minor diseases
>the ability to never accidentally stub your toe on something or hit your elbows on things
in exchange, you bite your tongue any time you would do one of those things.
>the ability to open doors without touching them
they always open any time you get within 5 feet of them whether you want them to or not
new ability: being rape proof
plot twist: nobody wants to rape you even without that ability
new ability: self esteem is always very high
the ability to always fool a court and jury
You have innately bad luck.
super ejaculation
Invisibility to myself and anything I choose that is touching me
After using super ejaculation your penis folds into a mangina for 12 hours to recharge. But the euphoria of the super ejaculation is worth it.
You won't be able to run fast or having fights being invisible
The ability to unsee what has been seen, but unable to see what will be seen
That's fine I wasn't planning on fighting, just sneaking into bathrooms and showers
The ability to know if anyone I look at has a gun and nobody ever bein able to notice if I have one on me
The ability to instantly learn anything the first time I see it
The ability to never miss read or misspel anything
Telescopic penis
>never misread or mispell
but your vocabulary stays the same size so you have to keep relearning words
it can only telescope inside
Newton's Third law applies to you so you'll feel a recoil in your body that's proportionate to the power of your push.
Also you get raped whenever you're not using it.
i can increase and decrease muscle density and muscle mass on my body
It decreases your penis lenght by the same percentage of muscle mass increase
I have the ability to control ice
as long as its floating in a glass of diet coke.
To be able to make a thread and have it reach 100000 replies
Omniscience.
It's a furry erp/porn thread, scat and diaperfags are the main audience.
You get raped each time you use it haha xd
Power to raise and lower the ambient temperature around you creating up to extreme heat or cold.
You have the ability to alternate between regular vision and seeing everyone that likes you
but no one likes you.
Kind of related: the ability to move/transfer heat. As in, you can heat things up/freeze them but you need to put the heat into something else/take it from something.
Conservation of energy and such
Semi-related: you can see thorough other people's eyes. Can see from multiple perspectives at once.
Isn't that just called closing your eyes?