11 REASONS WHY YOUMU IS THE BEST 2HU AND BEST GIRL EVAR AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOURE WRONG::

11 REASONS WHY YOUMU IS THE BEST 2HU AND BEST GIRL EVAR AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOURE WRONG::
1. SHE HAS TWO (2) BIGASS SWORDS
2. SHE HAS TWO (2) BIGA-, JUST BODIES. IMAGINE
3. SHE IS THE MOST FUCKING INTENSE GARDENER EVER
4. SHE LOYAL, WORKS HARD AND ALL THAT JAZZ FOR HER MISTRESS
5. SHE IS NOT AT ALL DORKY SHUT THE FUCK UP
6. SHE IS CUTE
7. AND COOL
8. AT THE SAME TIME
9. SHE CAN MURDER YOUR SOUL
10. HER WAKIZASHI (SMALL KATANA) HAKUROUKEN CAN KILL YOUR CONFUSION. LIKE HOW COOL DOES THAT SOUND
11. THE THINGS THAT CANNOT BE CUT BY ROUKANKEN, FORGED BY YOUKAI, ARE CLOSE TO NONE!!!

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12. shes a guy

13. she has a small penis and her mum sexually abuses her

NO! YOUMU IS FULLY 50% WOMAN

Why suwako is the best

1) was a queen of a small kingdom once
2) can control the curse gods
3) can create new soil
4)non-virgin have daughter
5) can transform her self into the a frog and give people save travel,money and good luck
6) have a cute design and a cute hat
7) the queen of all frogs.
8) best frog and the most beautiful God.
9) can fuck everything and curse anyone she dislikes.
10) will stand to the last breath defending her property
11) have beautiful yellow hair
12) the most cutiest Froggy of all time.

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Cirno is cutest, your waifus a shit, a SHIT!!!

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*makes all frogs gay*

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>I'll cryo freeze you with some English beef
Yes, your waifu is really cool user. Kakoi as fuck

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My life was not gay and dark but then Suwako came to me and enlightened me...
Now I serve my queen Suwako
I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!!!!
I WANT TO FUCK SUWAKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAKOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

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14. He has a top waifu loving master~

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15.. that cucks him every weekend with a random wild Youkai.

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Your wife is a whore. Look at this shameless slut

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Stop calling Youmu a man! I'd rather we just go back to dork in that case rly

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WHY AN*ME NIGGERS DESERVE THE CROSS LOL I DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU IF YOU ARE BASED BUT IF YOU AREN'T THEN YOU MUST BE A FAGGOT

11 REASONS WHY YUYUKO IS THE BEST 2HU AND BEST GIRL EVAR AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOURE WRONG::
1. SHE CAN KILL YOU WITH A SINGLE WORD
2. SHE CAN L͇I͇T͇E͇R͇A͇L͇L͇Y͇ KILL YOU IF SHE PLEASES
3. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO PREVENT THAT
4. OTHER THAN TO SUCK A PRETTY DICK OF HER SLAVE WHEN SHE FUCKS AROUND WITH RUMIA
5. SHE CAN LITERALLY DEVOUR YOUR SOUL NO MATTER IF YOU'RE INTO THAT
6. SHE IS TOP SCORING 2HOE WAIFU
7. IS CUTE
8. IS FLUFFIEST
9. IS C͇ ͇U͇ ͇T͇ ͇E͇ ͇S͇ ͇T͇
10. SHE IS A FREAKIN' PRICNESS OF THE DEAD
11. SHE SMELLS LIKE CHERRY

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1 REASON WHY YOUR WRONG;
YUYUKO A HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGG

This is my children!
Suwako is giving birth to a healthy divine baby frogs!
It's my duty to take care of them!

If you're going to call my queen like that I swear to Suwako I'm going to put a fish and Cirno! up your ass!

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11 REASONS WHY TEWI IS THE BEST 2HU AND BEST GIRL EVAR AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOURE WRONG::
1. SHE IS A BUNNY
2. SHE IS A BUNNY GIRL
3. SHE IS A B͇U͇N͇N͇Y͇ ͇G͇I͇R͇L͇ HOW COOL IS THAT!!!
4. SHE JUMPS GOOD
5. SHE WILL NEVER STARVE
6. SHE IS NEVER IN TOP SCORE, SO YOU WON'T HAVE A COMPETITION apart from Ade
7. SHE JUMPS REAL HIGH!!
8. DOESN'T POOP AS OFTEN AS A NORMAL RABBIT
9. SHE BRINGS LUCK
10. SHE LIKES QUICK FUCK pic related
11. SHE'S A B͇ ͇U͇ ͇N͇ ͇N͇ ͇Y͇ ͇G͇ ͇I͇ ͇R͇ ͇L͇!!!!!!!!

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ok now you're just being unreasonable man
fucking tewi?

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Do I need to quote Internet about this?

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>hammer

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Sure Youmu is fine and all, except everyone has different preference in each Touhou characters.

Also, Jow Forums - Touhou

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>hammer.

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>hammer..

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the fuck do I know, I mean, we were havin some civil fucking discussion and you come up with that shit

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>hammer....

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GUN

>hammer...

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>hammer.....

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>hammer,

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>hammer-

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11 REASONS WHY TENSHI IS THE BEST 2HU, NO JOKES, REAL STUFF AND BEST GIRL EVAR AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOURE WRONG::
1. SHE'S A FREAKIN' CELESTIAL
2. SHE LIVES IN HEAVEN
3. SHE'S PERMANENTLY YOUNG
4. A PEACH DISPENSER
5. AN I͇M͇M͇O͇R͇T͇A͇L͇I͇Z͇I͇N͇G͇ ͇P͇E͇A͇C͇H͇ DISPENSER
6. SHE IS THE CUTEST
7. SHE IS THE BEST
8. SHE MIGHT BE BRATTY BUT SHE IS COOL AS HELL
9. SHE CAN THROW A 200000 TON KEYSTONE
10. SHE CAN THROW A 200000000000 TON KEYSTONE
11. SHE IS MY CUTE LITTLE ANGEL

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bunny cunny

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>everyone has different preference
HE ACTUALLY THINKS LIKE THAT OHMYGAWD

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>42 Id

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I'm playing Need for Speed Touhou, ama

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How do we weaponize Tenshi?

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whos the best and cutest and most likeable and fastest opponent and why is it YOUMU KONPAKU??

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According to this video, it's still Tenshi
youtube.com/watch?v=hDK8FOIwznc
she's so fast you cannot see her without a DLC

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buy her peach

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*curses @all of you*

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but why are they riding on each other??
0:53 is the best moment in that vid btw

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Hold your penis there.
Hina can't curse
Hina SUCCS out misfortune

Your waifu switches partners like gloves.

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Look at that.

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3 REASONS WHY RENSHI OR WHATSHERFACE IS BAD 2HU AND NO ONE SHOULD CARE:
1. CHARACTERS FROM FIGHTERS DONT MATTER
2. I KNOW SHIT ABOUT HER
3. LIKE REALLY WHO CARES

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>characters from fighter
Now listen up you little shit..

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if it ain't in an integer game, it ain't matter
mate

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Why poles have such autism over touhou?

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i thought we are autistic in general

>She is a ""final"" boss of Scarlet Weather Rhapsody
>that's why we have a weather mechanic in TH10.5
>She's not a real 2hu
b.. b-but what.. how could this happen, I don't understand, I didn't know what is this why isn't she loved what happened aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dunno but had blast sperging my autism before sleep.
Now I can have pleasant dreams~
Good night

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NOBODY TOLD ME TENSHI IS FAKE
SHE WILL ALWAYS BE REAL, DEEP IN MY HEART

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
okay I ran out of non-lewd Tenshi pictures, good night.

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actually wait, no

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no post a lewd one

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damn it'd be neat to have all of us people just casually "discussing" touhou on the streets with all considering it normal
polandia would be a better place

>not knowing which games are your fav 2hus in
disgusting secondary, do you even 1cc?

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okay that will be all

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>disgusting secondary, do you even 1cc?
what is cc1? I thought 2hu is just another idol general.
For real though, I only played fighters and tried Scarlet Devil but couldn't get past Cirno on normal without dying or something.

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How stupid that is to put the hardest encounter at the start of the game baka
It makes it easier for tryhard perfectionists who want to have the bad bits after them right away but for a casual epic gamer.. I don't think so.

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VVV~!

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We all start as scrubs mate. PCB is easier if you have no balls.

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where the hell did you learn that name
motherfucker

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No, you are supposed to trash me around and tell me I'm scrub, also facepalm a bit and put into cringe compilation.
Stop making Poland look so nice.
Wait a moment..

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test

I will leave you this very handy guide on how to git good under any circumstances, now I wish you good night and sleep tight.

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For me it's the Clownpiece, then again I've never dived into the pit that is T*uH*u and never will.

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Adn you're supposed to shut the fuck up when your seniors are talking kiddo

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Fufufu, what name? All I did was recite the number of V's in the image of Youmu that I posted in this youmu thread.

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Damn. You're good.

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what are you doing you lewdnigger

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did someone mention scarlet devil
youtube.com/watch?v=cRbFRVoG86A

Literally the worst 2hu after Sumireko

No

Sumireko is a nice 2hu you secondary

Stupid zoomer Mary Sue of 2hu.

t. Doesn't know what the fuck is chuuni

>90 posts about 2hu autism
god awful thread

chuunibyou?

youmu cunny

based
these are the bad posts

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this is also the bad post

Youmu a baka

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dumb sampleposter

stupid discord tranny

prove it

*proved*

prove it's not

not
prove it is i asked you to prove it first

gay interactions with gay tranny discord overlord dr.gay4dick which proves you're both a tranny and a discord poster