Is it possible to convince a middle aged closet homo from a first world country to be my bf and then let me move to his...

is it possible to convince a middle aged closet homo from a first world country to be my bf and then let me move to his first world country and get a green card and leave this shitehole for evar?
honestly im good as dead at the moment so i wouldnt mind going anywhere
if things get too bad i can just kms

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just kill yourself

I'd adopt you if you were a cute girl (with vagina[and XX chromosomes])

im a grill indeed

Prove it

Tits of gtfo

ok but I wont pay for your shit also im not middle aged

already posted tits and i've already proved it
dont ask for further proofs

how am i supposed to survive if you didnt pay for my shit when i first come

easy
you make workenings
for us both I dont have a job lmao

let your parents provide for both of us

they already got two slacker children on their tits I'm not gonna push it

then go get a job yuo dum neet

sure but id rather fuck around until i really have to

>saudi gf literally waits for her knight to take her out of that muslim shithole
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no YOU

buy me a plane ticket and let me be your gf today!!

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I unironically would if I weren't living with parents

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Lying bitch

stop being a neet if youre that horny and lonely

I'm working on it

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poland saw it
ask him

Some advice: never come out of the closet. You can live the best of both worlds if you simply keep your assfucking in the closet.

Speaking from experience.

why what happened

You become instantly less sexually appealing to actual faggots. They get off on the idea they are hot enough to 'turn' some dude.

eew why are homos are such narsccsistic cunts