Ladies and gentlemen, Americans and Europoors, the Novel Nukem is now in production!

Can't wait to see it!

Expect it by monday-tuesday at the latest, user

I HATE YOU SO FUCKING I HATE YOU SO FUDCKING MUCH I WILL TURN YOU INTO A F*MALE WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOUR CUNT

Bubblegum meme

Would you like an interview for the newspaper? You’d get your own little spotlight somewhere on the second page
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Hey I'd like an interview with you.

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hey i’d like for you to be my godfather

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I WON'T ALLOW MYSELF TO BE INTERROGATED BY ANGLO SCUM SUCH AS YOU

I'll mention you hopefully

ad; give me burg

Sure, send in an email and we’ll go from there.
Would you like a specific picture to be used?

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THIS JUST IN
leaf good

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I just sent you an email at 3:49 PM EST

We'll be sure to mention that, thank you for your time.
Alright, we'll try our best to advertise.
We here at the Nukem Press support only factual truths.
also nice yo ho ID
I saw that, did the reply go through?

Final bump I'll give this thread in case anyone else is interested!

I phoned my mom about it and she was pretty thrilled

Good luck!

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shit it out your dick please and thank you

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Thanks OP

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sounds interesting

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shut up belgium

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You'll eventually meet the same fate as your predecessors, hope it'll be an entertaining journey though.

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I would like to send a mini comic. But I can only draw and have no topic idea

do you have an idea of what kind of comic you want to draw

Anything comfy with Jow Forums characters

Hopefully she pays sufficient (You)s when the time comes around.
Appreciated man, but it’s not terribly hard. Really it’s all just for fun times
>be canadian
>bag your milk
Why thank me? It is all in good fun and to hopefully spark up some discussion.
Hopefully it’ll be of sufficient quality when it’s released.
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That’s an inevitability, but it’s quite a ways off I’d like to imagine.
Something comfy with bant characters?
Perhaps you could draw Simon bringing home a Bant Plant, or Borche relaxing after a hard day’s work?

maybe them enjoying a dinner or something.

Create a storyboard in mini comic format with their lines/text and i'll draw it. You might want to send it in private though (no spoilers).

I’d have to do that later unfortunately, since I have some things to take care of in real life. How would you like me to send it, though? The email I’m using for this project is already listed but if there’s some other way you’d prefer I can try it.

I refuse

I'll see if I can't think of something. Really admire your work here, Flippy.

You dont have to do it alone really, someone (volunteer) could create the storyboard, and when i get that, i'll draw it and send it to you.

My mail: [email protected]

This, really, having drawfags like Flippy around is great.
>someone (volunteer) could create the storyboard
Unless someone on here wants to, I’ll have to check around and hopefully they can send it in sooner rather than later. Otherwise, I’ll just do it later.

Hey i'm glad to hear that. Mostly i do it for practice, expirements, or simply to avoid rust.

it's better if one sends the storyboards in batches. So that it will be worked on in batch and i wont have to worry when something urgent shows up. Also so that op has the images on standby ready to be included.

Is it a weekly release?

[email protected]

I plan to keep it monthly, since there’ll be more to cover in between releases then.
As for batches, I can set aside some time later, hopefully with a few others, and get that sorted out.

>monthly
If that's the case then, there wont be really a need for batches. Take your time. i hope it will be a good ride.

>bag milk
>use less plastic
People don't generally do that here though, you know. Can't even get bagged milk in the west

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Bumping, will produce advertising and PSAs, accepting ideas.

Apparently, we just got our assess kicked in 4cc

Now this is my kind of thread!

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make something about imptrash, not many are remembering about it's scourge on the catalog.

Good idea, the masses must know to ignore imptrash.

Pretty much what said, a PSA about imptrash would be helpful to us all.
The legend returns to us I see.

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there is nothing wrong with nazi ufos

Straight and to the point like the king himself.

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Great, we'll fit it on the very first page, as it's a very important announcement.

You won't produce shit because
1. All you ever watch is shitty anime for brainlets barring you from knowing what actual good writing is
2. It takes a constant effort and attention span
3. This thread will end up being another turbo autist circlejerk and it's probably better off spammed to death

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you should make your own newspaper that'd defo be a gazillion times better than his just to figuratively "nae nae" on him

go ahead lad

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You can bet your fucking life it will

Alright, make it then, and the Jow Forumselopes will judge the two newspapers to see whos is better and whos is cringe and bluepilled

Sure as shit you will lmao you faggots are so biased it'd be a total waste of time on my part
Kys

cope

What's the matter Korbo? Too scared to take on the new Nukem Press company?
Ah right, I forgot that frogposters don't ever want to make original content or provide anything of value to any boards.

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Your shit newspaper meme is far from being OC it's like making a parody of alice3d and calling it OC you absolute retard.

lol what a fag

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Get a load of this retard

>Get a load of this retard
Says the LARPing faggot who dopes up on male cum on the side

If the most original insult you can come up with is calling me a faggot, I don’t really think you can make a good news paper

>if u shitpost like x u can't write like y
Fucking Einstein logic we got here

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Only the biggest of brains

>a parody of alice3d
Can't go a single conversation without mentioning your crush? Hot damn, Korbo, she must have stolen the precious thing for you to always mention her.

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korbo schizo korbo schizo

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Funny how you call this a conversation when all i see is cretins flinging shit at each other.

Changing Korbos diaper after he lost an internet argument
Helping Korbo getting over his crush on Alice3D
Encouraging Korbo to finish his book
Cuddling with Korbo and telling him everything is gonna be okay after he failed another exam

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Seethe more proxy fagmark

I'd give it a 10/10

what a skinny emasculated faggot. No wonder everyone thinks he’s a tranny lmfao

Gonna bump this for continued interest

Whatever happens, I'll always be this new.

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he's balding too

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>Hair doesn't grows over time
Imagine my shock at realizing cirnoshitters are this mentally handicapped

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I agree with korbo here. Newspapers are literally just copping other people's threads so that you can steal their credit.
But Alice 3D parodies are OC

akari hair's space adventure part 3 when?

They're both not original at all except mine was an intended parody and this is basically a parody promoted as OC. I've got these imbeciles under my thumb anyhow, if i tell them I'm dead under a proxy they'll swallow the lies I feed them, if I pretend to be someone else albeit displaying obvious differences they'll believe me at once. You tell me if i shouldn't regard you guys as a pack of gullible sheep.

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>You tell me if i shouldn't regard you guys as a pack of gullible sheep.
maybe

Alice 4D was the greatest of of all time. I know because I made it.
I am busy with my college right now so later

*Oc

>if I say I'm dead under a proxy then I can reply with another proxy acting like someone believes me
it's like some kid playing barbie dolls on the internet

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U don't even remember making part 2

Beg meck

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Figures out you're the dolls

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yes keep telling yourself that boyo
when I was a teenager I liked playing pretend where I was the hero too

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I don't pretend to be the hero for starters

Don't slander my name you fucking faggot.

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If you're such master of manipulation, you could probably use it to get laid, so that you can stop being such a pathetic incel.