Got my date later tonight frens, how do I greet her when I meet her? Do I say hello and give her a hug or something?

Got my date later tonight frens, how do I greet her when I meet her? Do I say hello and give her a hug or something?

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Depends on how well you know her. Could be interesting to be a bit abundant and go in for a hug, giving off the impression of the eternal optimist can really take a girl by surprise. But it depends on the type of girl she is

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I hardly know her

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Well all I can say is I did exactly that and it worked for me. She was a shy girl and I could tell she wasn't used to guys being very direct with her and the element of surprise won her over. Like I said it really depends on how you read the girl

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slap her cunt and ask how many miles this old nutcracker has

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kek

She's let me down frens. I'm all dressed up now says she can't make it....

Jow Forums is right about women.

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don't get your hopes crushed by one misstep son
that shit just happens, did she say why

rip

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No, other than "somethings come up, can't make it". The last girl did the same to me a month ago except she left me standing waiting for her like an idiot and never got in touch.

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Time up, she's dumped you for chad or tyrone. Next time you know what to do, tie her to a chair and teach her to respect you, one blunder one beating, two blunders four beatings and so on.

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At times like that it's best to just ask if she wants to reschedule. That way if she doesn't immediately agree then at least you know for sure there's no point wasting more time on her

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Join me in the Second Day of Retribution friend, we will get revenge on all the thots for rejecting us.

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lets go

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but I'm very good looking with a fit body, people describe me as a 'nice guy' though. Maybe that's exactly what thots don't want. I don't understand because the person who got her number for me said she was a nice lovely girl.

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>I'm very good looking with a fit body,
>people describe me as a 'nice guy' though.
Superiority complex.

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just bugger off you idiot.

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buddy she hasn't even met you it's a bit silly to take it personally
there's like a million possible reasons to cancel on someone

I think she's either nervous or just can't be arsed to come out. I've text her to ask her if she wants to come out another time but got no reply.

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Eh. Sunday evening seems like a bit of a weird moment for a date as well.
Maybe she has work early tomorrow and doesn't feel like prepping up

Say "greetings traveler"

but letting me down one hour before I was meant to leave is just cruel. I was gonna drive 15 miles to meet her, she only had to walk up the road at the pub I was going to see her at as she doesn't drive.

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better than actually driving there and getting stood up

still had no reply from her.

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Time to move on
Crying, spilt milk, all that stuff

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lol incel

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You're just some short fat chink who hides behind his little computer screen writing mean things to people because his life is so unbearably miserable.

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Give her a fug, doesn't matter where, most ladies will scream because they've never had fug at first sight before.

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she's got back and said she will meet me another time and she's so sorry.

so fuck you, you s.oy sauce dog eating fat chink

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If you're into dating you should fuck off Jow Forums asap

Everyone on here needs to try it at some point in their lives.

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Wrong. Fuck out of here.

So you're just gonna be a lonely virgin forever with no children?

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>i have a gf and kids lol I'm gonna take care of little shitters and a cheating slut for half of my life but at least it will be worth it and make mom and dad proud of me lolololol fuck virgins

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Ha, happen to me too before. Luckily i had a good femanon friend who not only hung out with me but facetimed her to say "hello" lol

>femanon

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>mfw when some manga is right.

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Op are you ugly?

You'll find out "beautiful" people are even worse than those

Those who are ugly?

>she will meet me another time and she's so sorry
Sure she will.
She probably thinks of you as a creep since you asked out a stranger that you hardly know.

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cringe

No, not at all. I promise

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it was my mums friend who arranged for us to go out you fool

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Are you Jow Forums?

quite, my arms and legs are pretty toned, firm belly but not got a six pack yet

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Work on it bro.

Is it a good idea to date a gym girl?

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>good idea
>date a gym girl
Nigger they're probably all thots.

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like Lauren Southern types?

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You do you.

we're meant to be meeting again on Friday, I might deliberately not turn up just to get my own back. She's also sent me a picture of her, with her friends. I'm gonna ask her if I can shag one of her mates just to piss her off haha.

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Dude, stop being so rude. I've rarely ever seen you talk like this, quit being an asshole. Usually you're polite & nice, don't change that about yourself.

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Meme gender

Fuck women

Y-yeah you're not ready